Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Leave the thumb whores alone :c

(of Allkpop thumb whores)

I don't think you kiddies realize the fucking time these so-called "whores" put into their replies. Each comment is written with the utmost care and treated with the delicacy of a newborn-fucking-baby. And have you seen the colors they use? The never-before-seen fonts, the universally lovable messages, the omnipresent "XD"; shit is fucking art. You can't blame them for wanting the ultra cool badges; I want that shit too. You can't hate them for wanting thumbs; everybody needs love (sounds like a certain Miley Cyrus song). They're human beings like us, they simply have a heightened sensitivity t -enter intellectually complex bullshit here-

And props to you Youtube thumb-whores. I'd never have the audacity to straight up ask for thumbs. Fuck subtlety, the "gimme that shit" mentality is taking over; fuck yeah. Rock on, bros.


21 comments:

  1. the hell you talking about?

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  2. yeah omg, these whores always gets the most 'likes' on their comments just cuz they enlarge the font. i'm so jealous. :'(

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  3. Sica gif giving me a boner

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  4. Sica looks like a man in that gif, I am dissapoint.

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  5. ^We don't want fuckers like you here. How dare you insult Sica, she is perfect, flawless; anyone who doesn't think so is a total douchebag. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE.

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  6. ^
    Thumbs down.Sica aint pretty at all.

    OMGGGG you guys we so need a "like" button.
    Thank you facebook :)

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  7. Why isn't there a 'like' option in this blog? We need it!!!!

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  8. those "thumb whores" should help out with natural selection and kill themselves

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  9. Sica does look like a tranny there. From the millions of Sica GIFs...Cheezburger is disappoint.

    And akp and 6theory peeps need to understand the beauty of -1's.

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  10. Thanks god I didnt get that miley cyrus reference

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  11. Amen. Thumbwhoring is an artform. You guys just jelly.

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  12. Could you have used a better gif? Orgjess isn't pretty at all.

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  13. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
    EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
    EVERYBODY KNOWS WHA- WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
    EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY

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  14. your lack of knowledge about the difference between a Hannah Montana song vs a Miley Cyrus song greatly disappointments me

    XXXXXDDDDDD

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  15. I dont understand how someone putting

    BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3BIAS<3

    Over and over again gains likes, a real heartfelt message to bias takes long then writing BIAS<3 and copy and pasting it over and over.
    I got one like from my heartfelt message to kara about their new comeback, as apposed to the guy writing NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3NICOLE<3
    WHICH IS BULLSHIT IN ITS ENTIRETY, YOU CANT JUST FAVOUR ONE MEMBER, YOU MUST LOVE KARA AS A WHOLE, THIS ISN'T FUCKING SNSD WHERE YOU CAN PICK AND CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE FAP MATERIAL, FUCKS SAKES PEOPLE

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  16. the comments i hate are the ones like
    "thumbs up if your watching this in 2011"
    (NO, i'm watching this in 1983. FUCKING DUH.) or "thumbs up if you love group XYZ!!!" ON A GROUP XYZ VIDEO. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. attention whores -.-

    end rant.

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