Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Super Junior dances in a box, again



This may be a little long.

THE TEASER WAS A LIE.

Sorry, Sorry. Super Junior dancing in a box with close-ups of their faces in between, wearing colorless outfits.
Bonamana. Super Junior dancing in a box with close-ups of their faces in between, wearing colorless outfits.
Mr. Simple. Super Junior dancing in a box with close-ups of their faces in between, wearing slightly colorful outfits.

Really, SME? I'm seriously fucking pissed off. I mean, that's a pretty cool box but it is a box nonetheless. This was their last album and you couldn't do any more than this for their music video? This is me giving you a sincere fuck you.

I like the choreography, minus the hand dance. It looks more awkward than Miss A's fapping dance and it's not the type of dance move that's easy to keep in sync. You can see at 4:06 that they can't keep it together. This is what they get for preparing all of the choreography and shooting the music video in a month. I really like most of it though. Each member of Super Junior added their own dance to the choreography, apparently. It looks like some of them took choreography from their old dances. Maybe it was intentional, since it's their last. The actual dance break could have been so much better although it's probably the best part of the music video.

The second teaser was such a lie. SME released the first teaser and it was just like every other music video Super Junior has ever done. Then they released the second teaser and I was really excited because I was thinking it was their way of saying "lol jk we're not doing the same thing again we're doing something cool" but boy was I wrong.

Their clothing, along with some of the dance moves and the lighting, make them look like they're in a gay night club. Would have been worse if they had worn the outfits from the teasers, though.

Siwon looks like an Asian version of John Travolta from Grease. Kyuhyun looks the same as always but his voice is sex. Leeteuk is pretty sexy for an old man, minus that weird hairdo. Shindong looks like a gay mafia leader and I don't know why. Heechul looks like... Heechul. Yesung should wear eyeliner more often. Ryeowook's red hair is beautiful. Sungmin is still trying really hard to look sexy but I just wanna pinch his cheeks. Eunhyuk's outfit with the red jacket is my favorite. Donghae looks flawless in everything.

As a Super Junior fan of almost six years, I am disappoint. It's like Bonamana mixed with Sorry, Sorry but with a little bit of color. They made the teaser seem like it would be COMPLETELY different with lots of color and new things but it's exactly the same. Sad fangirl is sad. Judge me.

I hope the repackaged MV is much better. Although I have to say.... they all look fucking sexy as hell. This blog has too much fapping to boobs. Let me have my moment and say that they look fine as hell in this music video. Well, most of them. You're crazy if you don't think Donghae is handsome as fuck and Eunhyuk's "dance" line gives me a lady boner.



And has anyone else noticed that SME likes to put those little stomping noises in their music videos? In Perfection, Hot Summer, now this... what is that?

72 comments:

  1. @ New Authors - No more defending idols/groups. This isn't Kpop Secrets.

    - AKF.

    Fuck yes.

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  2. IT'S ALWAYS THE BOX.
    & YYJ's intro was so much better than the actual song. FAIL.

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  3. apparently their delusional fans find it the most EPIC, amazing, best mv and mind blowing as u can also see plastered on their mv (blow your mind) it's like they haven't seen this type of mv on their past mvs lol very recycled but it's SM so nothing new there fucking redundant as ever what a lost cause :/

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  4. I thought the choreography was a hot mess tbh and I thought the video seemed to last too long. It just seemed low budget complete with fail disco lights and tacky wording. Im not being a hater but thats my unfortunate opinion. I think I actually like the song less now... Strange considering I wasnt really feeling it in the first place.

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  5. i just can't take SM idols seriously even if they choreograph their own dances haha~

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  6. It's like they were dancing to a choreography with moves from SuJu, TVXQ, Shinee and T-ara (damn it, Roly Poly is everywhere) all mashed-up together.

    I am unamused. 2nd teaser was so much better.

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  7. I see Roly Poly, Sorry Sorry, One more chance and a MJ step in this choreo.
    HeeChul is so lazy, looking at him doesn't giving a fuck annoys me, looks like he's sleeping, so he's using those shades.
    I don't get this concept, why they wearing so much jackets?
    I waited so much for this ¬¬

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  8. 4:53 that fucking took too long for a mediocre mv lol this is the epitome of what we call boooriiinnng~

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  9. SME is too wrapped up in Japan with SHINee and SNSD (although, I don't think they're promoting right now, but I could be wrong since I don't really keep up with them) to put any time and effort into SUJU's last MV - which is a shame.

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  10. i was expecting Super Gays will wear those colorful gigolo outfits but instead the mv is full of monotone boring bg colors, dancing and never ending face whoring close ups but Elfs can't get enough of their manwhoring job, still sexually frustrated as ever.

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  11. @ 11:37PM Add the obvious Mirotic dance steps they took in your list.

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  12. I like the light blue blazer with the hot pink liner. That was quite stylish.

    Further thoughts:
    http://i.imgur.com/rRGsF.jpg
    (they really look similar)
    http://i.imgur.com/mBrSv.jpg
    (this guy looks weird)
    http://i.imgur.com/OMToV.gif
    (this is tumblr-ready)
    http://i.imgur.com/owIIy.gif
    (It was begging for it)

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  13. ^ I never noticed the Yesung/Fei thing until now, haha

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  14. "Gay mafia leader" I wish
    I dont like the song, but shindong looks fucking hot :D

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  15. OMFG.... This song makes me giggle cause its sooooooooooo fucking ridiculous.... The song is alll over the place, its like their past songs on steroids...
    AND usually Siwon is smoking hot but he looks like a gay chicken with that hair....

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  16. @아저씨
    Fucking dying at that blowjob gif cannot unsee.

    Didn't realize the Roly Poly thing until you guys mentioned it but it's definitely there lol.

    I actually think I just liked the choreography because I was watching Eunhyuk the whole time and he makes everything look good.

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  17. What a disappointment. Not that I was a Super Junior fan before. Definitely not one now since this is what E.L.Fs call amazing and impressive.

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  18. Sorry Sorry 3.0.

    NEW CONCEPT PLEASE.

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  19. Oh god. I never liked Super Junior. I mean, when I see them on shows like Strong Heart or w/e, they seem like nice people. But their music/MVs are just terrible. I couldn't even watch it until the end PLUS they don't have the looks to make me watch it even though the song annoys the crap out of me. I wish it was something like the song in the first teaser + the stuff in the second teaser.

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  20. Suju fans: "OMFG this is the best song EVER. I can't stop listening to this. They have the best choreo and I've been RAPING the replay button! I don't fucking care if this song sounds like Sorry sorry + Bonamana + Ring Ding Dong + etc because no matter what, we ELFs will support our oppas and they will WIN on ALL charts!! The MV is so good eventhough it's boring because my oppas are in it!! And stupid, it's not a box, it's ONION-SHAPED! What are you blind??!! Arghh.. i love Siwon's hair!! Argh..I like how Heechul didn't put much effort into dancing but he looks so cool!! Arghh... Shindong u sexy beast!!Argh.. i love SM stylists because they rock their ill-fitting clothes!! AND I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO UPLOAD THIS MV IN THEIR CHANNEL!!GO SMTOWN CHANNEL!! Germany fans, don't watch it anywhere else because we need your views to make this the top viewed YT videos!!Fly to another country if you can't view it in your country. Oh oppas.. u guise are so smart to come up with your ideas on the choreo eventhough it sucks but I still love you!! I'm going to buy hundreds of this album. YAY!!

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    1. your mimics of suju fans is more impressive than their mvs

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  21. Fucking delusional ELFs are delusional. It's not "BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER!!!". They're dancing in a box, for fuck's sake. It's Bonamana 2.0 (or Sorry Sorry 3.0, whichever).

    The Roly Poly dance is obviously there but they're all, "So what? I don't care. It's just a dance. My oppars does it better, anyway." Yet if it's the other way around, a shit storm would have already surely come.

    Fucking hypocrites.

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  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDOA-qnSIc

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  23. ^
    ^ Trololol! What's even funnier is that when Heechul half-asses his dance with his bitchface in every Suju MV, people say he looks 'cool'. But when Jiyeon does it one MV (as part of the concept, might I add), they all tell her to gtfo if she can't even smile for the camera.

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  24. Heechul has always come off as a total douche to me.

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  25. Lol I dont know guys.This look so bad.The MV looks so cheap and not creative at all.I mean why cant SM spent some money to make a better mv.Learn from Sunny Hill plz.

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  26. True. This is just a lazy release (again) of SME.

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  27. This is so bad and boring.

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  28. I gotta say I'm surprised at how effortlessly Shingdong can move his fat tub of lard ass. That just makes She-chul who he outweighs by about 200 lbs look that much more lazy.

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  29. Honestly, who didn't see this trainwreck coming?

    I mean, come on, it's SM. They're only good in making teasers. Other than that, the songs and the MVs are always going too be shitty as hell.

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  30. not gonna even spend to much on this crap;

    it's definitely bonananannamam 2.0

    and this is not, i repeat, NOT

    UBERSEXUAL....WHAT THE FUCK?????

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  31. ^ Try telling that to delusional stans. They're all pretty convinced that it is. smh

    Then again, they seem to have created their own dictionary exclusive to them, seeing has how they keep throwing the words ubersexual, best, superior, manly around in strange contexts.

    AKF: How about you guys start a lexicon of commonly (ab)used words by fangirls to help us normal people understand their language much better. Just a suggestion. =/

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  32. U GAIZ R JUST JELOUS!!

    /jk.

    Everything was recycled here. The song, dance and even the box I think. It looks like they re-used the one from f(x) MV. Nothing new. SM knows ELFs will buy any shit as long as SJ is in there, they are being lazy.

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  33. Sorry Sorry 3.0

    Did you really expect something else?

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  34. How can they go from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veEh0RYy9t4

    to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6TwzSGYycM

    SM actually made decent MVs back then, SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THOSE 4 YEARS?!?!

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  35. I hate the penguin thing. Plus now i'm just going to wat for sjm to recycle the song and do a better job :|

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  36. this may not be their best song or best vid or most original choreo but i dont give a fuck Im just happy that they are back and siwon,heechul,donghae and yesung looked flawless.cant wait for the live performance.sincerely happy fangirl

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  37. EUNHYUK IS SUCH A BEAST OMFG WHAT IS THIS STRANGE CONCEPT OF NOT BEING TURNED ON. I KNOW THAT THIS IS THE KIND OF BEHAVIOUR THAT THIS BLOG HATES BUT DAMN WHAT A SEXY MAN.

    All that aside, though, I was quite disappointed by Mr Simple as a track and as an album at first [rock is my preferred genre of music so I don't generally like dance songs], but somehow it has these super motherfucking catchy tracks that just stick in your head all day and I've heard them like 50000 times in the past two days. Also, Super Junior is my bias group partially because these boys know how to put on a motherfucking SHOW, and I can't wait for it.

    //happy fangirl is happy

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  38. and I'm not hatin' on T-ara or comparing; maybe some ELFs do, but a lot of people fail to realize that every fandom has a proportional amount of stupidcrazyfanqurls. Super Junior has a bigger fandom .'. more delusional people. It has always kind of annoyed me how Heechul acts out and fucks around on stage, but tbh its what makes him, him. I don't know much about Jiyeon, but Jessica/Krystal are more examples of the same thing; it just feels awkward when they're enthusiastic or cute or something

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  39. lol, it amuses me that people are trashing on fan's comments when they're own idols put up worst shit.

    anyways, the set and mv in general are meh. but i love it nonetheless. i realize it's not new, creative, the best. but it's SJ, and i love them regardless and will support them either way ;]

    i'm so excited for their comeback. it's so bittersweet though cuz it's their last... but that's why we have to give them even more support

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  40. Wow, I must say, Super Junior, you've surprisingly met my expectations this around. Granted,my level of expectation was set on 0, so...

    Anyway, congratulations!

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  41. I'll just leave this here -_-
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpeipkE4JM1qhk2c8o1_500.gif

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  42. ^ LOL haha!

    Aside from bashing the AMAZING NEW concept they have, the song was a complete mess. Like whoever produced this one seemed to really half-ass it. It's suddenly one track, and then another, and then another, and then back to the original track.

    And the lyrics are... yeah. But that's expected of kpop.

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  43. I think people would like this song more if we hadn't heard it from Suju plenty of times before.

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  44. SM is a lazy ass.

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  45. People should listen to this instead, it deserves so much more attention :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uive4DMqAdc&feature=player_embedded

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  46. ^ Haha, the comments at Sunnyhill's video. Like there's any comparison. It's just promotion!

    Anyway, so this is SJ's last album before some members go to the army? Or last album period? I hope for the latter (Sorry ELFs) but that would be too good of a dream come true, LOL.

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  47. ^I hope it's their last album ever too but I don't think it will be cuz only 2 members or so are leaving for the army.

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  48. http://seoulbeats.com/2011/08/are-k-pop-idols-stupid/

    this is a good read for those who don't understand Suju's appeal.

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  49. ^ I think it's just before two go to the army...

    I was majorly upset by this video. It's so obvious that it's just a mash-up of Sorry, Sorry and Bonamana in a vented white onion shaped dome instead of a non-vented white box.

    Most of the dance formations were the same as before, nothing new. The first dance they did was that stupid head jiggling move when Kyuhyun was singing in Bonamana. I'm just sitting there like really? These were the dances they made up? Yeah sure, unless by made-up you mean just took from other dances. There was also way to much Heechul and Leeteuk. I know they are going to the army soon, but those two are shoved down ELF AND everyone else face ALL THE TIME! Added to the fact that Heechul seems like a total ass 24/7, it really mad me made that Donghae and Sungmin got cut so he could wave his big nose in-front of the camera. Ryeowook did great. he honestly made this worth watching(surprisingly) and Heechul needs to stop doing that face wipe move...it was old in Sorry, Sorry and it's in the grave now.

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  50. why the hell is Heechul wearing sunglasses throughout the entire MV? I'm pretty sure he was piss drunk that day or was totally hungover that he had to cover his eyes. Also, his dancing was crap.
    I like Mr. Simple. Leeteuk looked hot for someone whos almost 30. Sungmin is trying to hard to look sexy, but I still want to pinch his cheeks and call him cute. Siwon looks like Edward Cullen that showers. Donghae can work that hair style. Shindong looks like he's on crack. And so does Eunhyuk with blonde hair. Yesung looks hot. Ryeowook still looks like a cute little boy. Kyuhyun is still himself. He doesn't change at all.

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  51. Eunhyuk doesnt look that bad in blonde after all

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  52. ^
    "And the lyrics are... yeah. But that's expected of kpop"
    I think...the lyrics were ok lol They werent about love

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  53. I love Super Junior!!! :)

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  54. wtheck i thought shindong was supposed to lose weight....

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  55. BEST FAPPPING MATERIAL EVA!

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  56. "Would have been worse if they had worn the outfits from the teasers, though. "

    if by worse you mean better, then yes

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  57. Does SM hate Suju?

    Even f(x) gets better MV's than this.

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  58. ..Sigh
    F(x) gets a tank, SNSD gets a huge genie lamp, DBSK gets awesome fire effects and whip choreo, SHINee gets awesome choreography.

    And Suju gets to dance in a dome. Look, they don't dance in a box for a bit, isn't that such a huge improvement?

    At least the song's cooler than Bonamana.

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  59. agree pure piece of shit of a MV, and i love all the DELUSIONAL ELFs who actually this crap!!!

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  60. @ August 4, 2011 9:46 AM: Agree! Now why can't SM just produce MVs like that?! They definitely have the money. What's spending a hundred thousand dollars or so on an MV when they're raking it in by the millions, anyway?

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  61. for a group that is supposedly really popular you would think they would make a better mv and not a recycled one (like others mentioned before).

    Also, i thought the theme was supposed to be something flashy and ubersexual not their usual style. THey definitely got stuck in a box for this debut

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  62. ummm the tags......I don't find anyone perfect ....Just average. :/
    I'm an honest ELF and I found this disappointing for a song/MV. They could've done much better. Hell, I had high expectations from them and thought of it as a surprising, well-thought out and appealing comeback that would blow me away, but......it is stuck in my head, goddammit!

    Btw. Ryeowook caught my eye, fortunately :D He's really cute with that hair and his outfits are pretty cute. His alright~ alright!~ makes me cringe (in a good way!) :3

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  63. Ooh this was disappointing.

    Errr maybe their next MV will be better. And their next single. Hopefully.

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  64. You forgot about their music video for "No Other".

    They weren't dancing inside a box for that one.
    They were at some sort of school I think? and they were running around the place everywhere so you should look at that one.

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  65. LMFAO you said EXACTLY what I said to my friend the moment I saw the video. Especially the part where I'm so freaking thankful that they aren't wearing the outfits from the teaser LMAO XD

    and yeah, the choreography is not as original as Bonamana . I can see Sorry Sorry + Mirotic at 1:53 and 4:14
    and putting 10 people doing their own separate choreography in a BOX make me suffocated. what the hell is SME thinking?

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  66. @August 4, 2011 5:38 AM
    couldn't agree more. That is my favorite MV of all time!! ^^

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  67. Ermm...
    3Rs?
    I've seen enough of this shit from them already.
    It's catchy, nonetheless.

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  68. Ryeowook's face looks so freaking weird; like an old Korean lady that's had way too much plastic surgery.

    SM better not be BSing about this being their last album. With each new release being more lackluster than the one before it's obvious they are past their "sell by" date. Plus with Kibum and Kangin gone there's no one for me to fap over.

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  69. STOP!!! PLEASE I CAN'T LAUGH ANYMORE

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  70. Nice review. The song is totally catchy though and I really liked it. Well, I'm a new ELF so I wasn't there to see Sorry Sorry or Bonamana promotions so maybe I have a different perspective since I heard Mr Simple before Bonamana AND Sorry Sorry. Anyway I LOVED Heechul in this. TO answer the question "How can Heechul dance like that and people call him 'cool'?" He's F**KING KIM HEECHUL~ That's how. I love his nonchalant I-Don't-Give-A-Damn attitude~ It gives him edge and something different. Not to mention that he's not the best at dancing so give him a break, PLUS the guy probably had the whole army thing on his mind at this time so it's understandable that his mind was somewhere else. Still he looks DAMN sexy like that <3 I'm sick of fans hating on him and calling him lazy and a douche. If you don't have something nice to say - take it somewhere else. :)

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