Sunday, January 8, 2012

AKF presents new male solo artist: Daebak


Anti Kpop-Fangirl is very proud to present to you Daebak, an extremely classified project which started decades ago to create the ultimate male soloist. The result? A well-built teen with the ability to b-boy, rap, sing, and rip shirts with relative ease. We believe that Daebak's many talents (including the ability to speak fluently in nine different languages) will completely revolutionalize kpop as we know it.

Lookout for a teaser in the near future! In the meanwhile, we encourage you to enjoy some of his underground hip-hop work (under the moniker 'Priority').

18 comments:

  1. I'm only going to say this once, so listen up:
    This whole shenanigan is a tool with which we will parody popular issues in Kpop. It is not real. Daebak is not debuting in the Korean pop industry. That said, fangirling over him is a completely acceptable thing to do.

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  2. I AM RYAN'S #1 FAN. LAHV YOU BB.

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  3. Don't reveal his name please. We do not want fans tracking down his pre-surgery photos.

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  4. respect level for AKF grew so much after this.

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  5. Oh noes, bb had surgery? It's okay, as long as he's ripped and has milky white ghastly skin and chocolate abs, we hoes are sold!

    YEUHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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  6. sheet, ryan is the next rain?
    prop to hell on earth, betta than mobb deep right thurr

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  7. His real name is 637

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  8. ^ Okay. Who the fuck is this 637 dude? Seriously

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  9. He speaks nine different languages...I heard Hyorcish was particularly hard to master.

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  10. DAEBAK OPPAR SO HOT VOICE.

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  11. DAMN IT! Now I have to break apart the fan base I set up for him before I read the first comment.

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  12. fking hilarious lol good job pee

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  13. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bikHM0_62zU/TwfoN0bfYnI/AAAAAAAAADY/Dx8_kYzVRyU/s1600/Screen+Shot+2012-01-07+at+2.33.25+pm.png

    is 6:37, isnt it?

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  14. ^ ARE U A WIZARD

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  15. any relations to Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat fame?

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  16. oppar is too talented!! daebak!

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  17. I thank my lucky stars I don't know you irl.

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  18. I'd worship this dude if he speaks Klingon.. Not.

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