Sunday, January 8, 2012

AKF presents new male solo artist: Daebak

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Anti Kpop-Fangirl is very proud to present to you Daebak, an extremely classified project which started decades ago to create the ultimate male soloist. The result? A well-built teen with the ability to b-boy, rap, sing, and rip shirts with relative ease. We believe that Daebak's many talents (including the ability to speak fluently in nine different languages) will completely revolutionalize kpop as we know it.

Lookout for a teaser in the near future! In the meanwhile, we encourage you to enjoy some of his underground hip-hop work (under the moniker 'Priority').

18 comments:

  1. davidfreshJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:12 AM

    I'm only going to say this once, so listen up:
    This whole shenanigan is a tool with which we will parody popular issues in Kpop. It is not real. Daebak is not debuting in the Korean pop industry. That said, fangirling over him is a completely acceptable thing to do.

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  2. Suckmydee.January 8, 2012 at 1:13 AM

    I AM RYAN'S #1 FAN. LAHV YOU BB.

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  3. davidfreshJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    Don't reveal his name please. We do not want fans tracking down his pre-surgery photos.

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  4. jaykayJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    respect level for AKF grew so much after this.

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  5. Suckmydee.January 8, 2012 at 1:21 AM

    Oh noes, bb had surgery? It's okay, as long as he's ripped and has milky white ghastly skin and chocolate abs, we hoes are sold!

    YEUHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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  6. ReehjiJanuary 8, 2012 at 2:08 AM

    sheet, ryan is the next rain?
    prop to hell on earth, betta than mobb deep right thurr

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 2:56 AM

    His real name is 637

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  8. WatermelonsJanuary 8, 2012 at 2:58 AM

    ^ Okay. Who the fuck is this 637 dude? Seriously

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 3:00 AM

    He speaks nine different languages...I heard Hyorcish was particularly hard to master.

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  10. XissuomynonaJanuary 8, 2012 at 3:41 AM

    DAEBAK OPPAR SO HOT VOICE.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    DAMN IT! Now I have to break apart the fan base I set up for him before I read the first comment.

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  12. JazZCooLJanuary 8, 2012 at 5:48 AM

    fking hilarious lol good job pee

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  13. IcorisJanuary 8, 2012 at 5:50 AM

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bikHM0_62zU/TwfoN0bfYnI/AAAAAAAAADY/Dx8_kYzVRyU/s1600/Screen+Shot+2012-01-07+at+2.33.25+pm.png

    is 6:37, isnt it?

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 5:56 AM

    ^ ARE U A WIZARD

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  15. BrentJanuary 8, 2012 at 11:34 AM

    any relations to Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat fame?

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 1:26 PM

    oppar is too talented!! daebak!

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    I thank my lucky stars I don't know you irl.

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  18. RandomuserJanuary 12, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    I'd worship this dude if he speaks Klingon.. Not.

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