After Sistar's embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at the KBS Gayo Daejun, the ladies of Sistar confessed, repented, and devoted their lives to Christ, with Hyorin explicitly promising never to show her tanned ass cheeks ever again. No, they're not entirely giving up their life of stardom, but at least these dresses are progress, right? At this rate, we'll have them in nun habits in no time at all! Hallelujah! With a new year, I bring you a new Sistar. Watch out for their upcoming single 'Ma Jesus'!