Monday, January 16, 2012

This fangirl needs to realize WGM is fake

We Got Married has to be one of the worst TV shows I have ever watched, regardless of where the show came from. Surprisingly, fangirls love this shit. I figured every female who appeared on this show would have been hunted down by the legion for having a fake marriage with oppa. Okay, there are instances where that shit happens, like this one, but then there are fangirls on the opposite side of the spectrum who ship the WGM couple as if they were real.

Basically, this fangirl kept tweeting Nichkhun that he has to stay loyal to Victoria, then JYP Entertainment's twitter threatened to sue, and the fangirl basically told him to fuck off.





102 comments:

  1. +1 for the last pic, Yao Ming.

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  2. LOL this chick's got some balls (and no shame).

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  3. I find this difficult to masturbate to.

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  4. But Taeyeon and Hyungdon oppa are real

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    1. That couple the most annoying script couple so far...Jealousy and talk about kiss for every single episode is kind of lame. That Jangwoo guy can go somewhere and die or maybe he can fuck Eunjung so he can shut off her fucking mouth!!!

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    2. I <3 Woojung~

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    3. I love fucking Eunjung. Not sure about that Jangwoo motherfucker, he's so annoying. He keeps popping up whenever I'm about to blow my load.

      EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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    4. Prime example of that fucking troll fucking up perfectly good fap material:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2lvi5zSP1Q

      Not even Eunjunf can save that show...

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  6. Adam couple is real!!! Even if it's only in my dream =P

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    1. Even if he is gay?

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    2. kwon is gay AND gain is gay
      together they make a straight

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    3. ^Yep, that makes sense.

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    4. 2 wrongs make 1 right

      U will burn in hell nigga

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    5. adams couple was some of the gayest shit ever on TV. It's like seeing a woman training her personal gay friend to act like a real woman.

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    6. Dat some hot stuff dere

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  7. Sunbyung for WGM!

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    1. the sad part about this is that I secretly second that statement...

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    2. Big breasts and no breasts might just make the wettest tittyfucking couple of all time

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    3. Gifs or its not gonna happen

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    4. what the hell is a sunbyung?

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    5. FOOL. SUNNY AND HYOMIN (BYUNGPOONG).

      http://i40.tinypic.com/2iafj3s.jpg

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  8. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE KHUNTORIA FOREVER!

    gif that shit zaku.

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  9. lol Ace Attorney

    idk about this blog anymore. The articles aren't necessarily worse (except for that retarded eunjunf shipping shit), but the Anons have become considerably more gay. (gayer?) The anons used to have considerably good insight into kpop, ones as good as the authors', but now the anons just want attention (which is considerably ironic) and want to troll, but their trolling is just downright bad; their trolling is something the troll-ees would scoff at and carry on with their life.

    shit my English sucks ass

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    1. I've noticed the anons have gotten more... 4chan-ish.

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    2. (I'm the same anon @ 10:13)
      IKR? the anons used to be less hardcore. I mean, it's not that I don't like 4chan, but 4channers talking about K-pop is just about the last thing I want. But it might be important to note that I'm far less into K-pop compared to when I first visited this blog (which was around June or May or 2011).

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    3. Your English is fine, apart from using 'considerably' waaaay too often.
      I see what you mean. And I agree. But I don't mind too much anyways.

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    4. U are considerably nigger

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    5. Who wants more Eunjunf porn?

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    6. Hey, look. It's a real butthurt anon. Let's make fun of him and call him names. I'll start.

      NIGGA

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  10. Sounds like what Kimmy sends to me.

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    1. CHUCKVID IS REAL!
      DAVID AND CHUCK MIGHT DIE BUT CHUCKVID WILL NEVER DIE!

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    2. No, I mean you are also crazy about Bobbabs.

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    3. I used to think chuckvid was some kind of indie porn site...

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    4. Close enough bro

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  11. That's kind of funny considering the Khuntoria couple had the worst chemistry ever. Nickhun never looked interested.

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    1. Neither did Victoria.

      Besides, she's supposedly secretly dating Changmin - who is hotter and more talented than Nickhun could ever be.

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    2. no, nice try 2pm stan. anyone with eyes can see that khun wants to bone victoria, that pervert.

      she, on the other hand, looks scared for her life half of the time

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    3. WAE U DUN WAN SEX WID KHUN OPPAAA

      NIGGA

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    4. yes, Khun want to sex the Vic, but she's trying hard to save her vagaygay for real Korean hotties.

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    5. BUT THE BIATCH IZ CHINEZE

      WHAT DO BROS

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  12. Like this if you feel a sudden urge to have sex with Jiyoung

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    1. This ain't Youtube you fegget.

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    2. I like Suckmydee's comment :P

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    3. Justin Bieber created two accounts to dislike this cos he will never sex with Jiyoung :O

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  13. Suzy is a fat whore

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  14. I don't care if its fake, WGM is the only show that doesn't put me to sleep on Korean TV

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  15. lol you guys are funny. WGM is obviously real.

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    1. WGM is real only in the sense that all the guys wants to do the nasty with the girls, but the girls wants to save her virginity until their company whore them out to the highest bidder.

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    2. Taeyeon & Hyungdon oppa...

      O.o

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    3. LOL if real means fake in your faggot hypnotized world.

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  16. Question. I don't even watch WGM, just saw some eps of Eunjung and Jangwoo. I know it's scripted but some people seem to go on about that a great deal. So I'm wondering, is every single line they even speak scripted? o.o

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    1. lol, not all on show are actors to be at least that good to follow script with dialogues..

      they have some draft (where to go, what to do) and behaviour pattern made by writers, nothing more

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    2. The off-camera sex is definitely not scripted.

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    3. I lol'd @Anon 558

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  17. We got married is the most stupidest show on korean television. Why do people watch it? When they know it's fake? Why?
    Do they get some kind of satisfaction from watching two people have a life? And if so why? Is it because they do not have a life themselves, so by seeing , for example, Nickhun kiss Victoria, they can put themselves into that situation and live out fantasies? Do they sit in their dark room, print screen their bias on the show, print out that picture and bukkake the fuck out of it? or do they kiss the tv screen because it is the closest thing they will ever get to human contact? Maybe fangirls/boys watch so they can find flaws in the person their bias has married, like a lonely korean bitch sitting on couch in her pyjamas, eating ice cream from the tub, watching Nickhun be intimate with Victoria and screaming from her kimbap filled lungs "OPPA YOU DONT NEED THAT BITCH, NO ONE LIKES VICTORIA, SHESE A FUCKIN LESBO WITH THAT SLUT KRYSTAL,.. OPPA SARANGHAE OPPAA SARAKJNSG" as she chokes on a mixture of iceceam, vomit, and pure bullshit.


    Or ,most likely, the majority of South Koreans who watch this show are probably fucking retarded.
    All i know for sure is that the KFC background is making me hungry.

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    1. Welcome to anonymous, nigga. We've got fried chicken.

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    2. I think its simply, they have no life of their own....

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    3. I have a life. I'm busy fucking unnir while you're in your mom's basement fapping to fully clothes pics of her

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    4. Im gay
      Your argument is invalid

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    5. I already called you a fag the first time round

      What the fuck are you talking about

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  18. Adam Couple is real.

    I think that Ga-in is the only woman in the world who belongs with Jo Kwon. If there was no Ga-in, then Jo Kwon would forever be JYP's sex slave or something.

    (I mean, he was a trainee for eight years. Hmm hmm hmm something's fishy.)

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    1. JYP has personally "tasted" all the boys and girl under his "wings". He's like Johnny's in Japan except that he fuck them all, man or woman. Ga-In is basically enjoying her new little bitch how to pleasure her while being flaming gay. Of course it's ALL REAL.

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  19. "khuntoria will not die even if you're gonna die."

    LMAO. shes gonna cry buckets if khun decides to shut down his twitter because of her and the six people retweeting her retarded posts.

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  20. I will admit, I reckon some of them had flings (there is real chemistry with a few of them) but eh. It's like everything else in K-Pop land.

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  21. Victoria's not Korean, right? She looks a little too pretty to be anything else. Not that I like her or anything, I'm just...inordinately attracted to her unique features. I'll bet she doesn't shave her pubic hair or her armpits. Don't you always find hirsute women such a turn-on? Especially when they try to keep it under wraps and all. Taking off their clothes and giving it to them is like unwrapping a secret Santa gift - you never know what you're going to get. Plus, your mileage may vary. Pubic hair creates friction, and it may be painful to continue fucking for extended periods of time as a result. I really hate it when it gets all tangled and shit because it means you got to yank your junk out harder. I've never gone for a Brazilian before, but I'd imagine it hurts just the same.

    tl; dr I think Nichkhun is really hot and I would like to bang his brains out if possible. I'm not into gay sex - I love my dog too much to do that - but he has that distinct metrosexual quality to him that defies traditional conceptions of gender and all the resulting taboos that come with them. I'm just curious. It's not everyday that such a lovely creature crops up in the general dialogue on this site here (which isn't much, I can assure you) and I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone to open the door, get on the floor and everyone walk the dinosaur

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    1. Victoria is Chinese from Qingdao. She's not at all Korean. She probably doesn't shave her pits before but now she's a Korean-wannabe I'm sure she does now. There's no way she's really do Nickun cus his weener is uncut - all Korean boys is dragged to the butcher, I mean doctor by age 12 to get part of their dickie cut off, since Korean women dig that look. No Korean woman will do Nickhun cus Thai don't sexually mutilate their sons. This is no bullshit - every Korean women will tell you they want their guys circumcised. Almost every one of your Oppas has no foreskin.

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    2. Good. I don't touch uncircumcised dick. Yuck.

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    3. We hate niggas here, you idiot. Not Jews. Get that racist shit out.

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    4. Uck, turtle necks~

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  22. Jangwoo wanting to bend Eunjung over is for sure real...

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    1. He needs to get his ass in line!

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    2. @Anon Jan 17, 2012 05:28 PM

      actually he's 1st in line, at least has the biggest chances of all men and women drooling over her

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    3. I'm first in line, nigga. What have you been smoking and who is this Jangwoofag

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    4. I'm pretty sure Jiyeon is first in line... followed by Hyomin, Soyeon, Qri, Boram and Hwayoung...

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    5. Strictly no lesbian shit here u dumbass cunt. Eunjunf needs some man meat in her, it takes real skill to please dat crazy ass whore in bed. Bitch nearly left me for dead the last time

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    6. Eunjung moaned softly and bit her lip as Jangwoo entered her from behind. 'That feels so good,' she whispered. 'It's so big.'

      Jangwoo said nothing and continued to thrust harder. He didn't like the idea of having sex in front of other people, not least on camera; while he didn't come up short where it mattered, he wasn't exactly the most well-endowed either. Out of the corner of his eye he could see the director motioning for him to go slow. He dutifully complied; he had never really enjoyed anal sex anyway and cleaning bits of shit out from under his foreskin was one of his least favourite post-coital activities.

      Bitch really seems to be enjoying it, he thought to himself. I wonder if that anonymous motherfucker really gave her the time of her life. He wouldn't put it past her. Eunjung - or Eunjunf as they called her - was the whore of Babylon incarnate. He'd fucked Taeyeon, screwed Krystal, banged Goo Hara and even shagged Lee Hyori when she wasn't looking. But Eunjung was something else altogether. She knew how to make you feel like you had the biggest dick in the world; she knew how to moan and whimper and beg like the dirty slut she really was; she knew how to tighten her sphincter muscles around his cock to produce - to make - to aaah - to - fuck - FUCK - OH FUCK - UNFF - I'M COMING

      Eunjung relaxed and sighed as she felt the hot rush of semen enter her. Ordinarily she would have insisted on a condom, but they were pressed for time and it wasn't like as though anyone had ever gotten pregnant from anal sex. Or was it oral? She'd been with too many men to even worry about getting knocked up - every negative return on the tests produced an invincible feeling that manifested itself as an animal prowess in bed. Sometimes it scared her, too - she could never recognize the slut in the hi-def footage they played back after filming.

      'Don't forget to wipe,' the director called. 'Episode 99 filming starts in five.' He took his hands out of his pockets just as a dark stain began to spread over his crotch. Fapping on the job was generally frowned on as unprofessional, but with someone like Eunjung going hammer and tongs at it in front of you it was simply better to try not to desist.

      Plz hire me lololol

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    7. ^MOAR FANFICS PLOX THE CHEEZ DEMANDS IT

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  23. retarded ELFs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcCqMZctdg

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    1. Damn SM, makes a person want to invade Poland.

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    2. I think someone should ask Germany to raise another Hitler and invade it all over again, just like in 1939.

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  24. I love that this show has so gotten under the skin of some of you. Like wtf?

    I mean I love shitty on shitty shit, but I do it for fun because I'm bored... some of you seem to be taking this show as if its a personal attack on you. LOL.

    Personally, I find the awkwardness of this show to be quite hilarious, but the fangirls (and gay ass fanboys) that think this shit is real are just sad... but then again what fangirls aren't?

    P.S. - If Brave Couple don't get married irl I'm slitting my wrists. :'(

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  25. saying that this show is all FAKE is the same as saying that it's all REAL

    one fact that at least one couple (from Season 1) was dating after show makes statement about WGM fakeness unreasonable

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    1. LOL... you're stupid.

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  26. LMAOOOOOOO i'm surprised that

    No.1 there are girls out there that are THAT insane

    No.2 JYP actually gives a fuck at one of the million tweets Nickhun receives everyday.

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  27. Audrey Mae C. YanezaJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:10 AM

    Yeah, right. Even if a male idol announces he admire that artist, crazy fans will say: "OMG! She's not worthy to be your girlfriend!" Duh~ he didn't say he wants to court or marry that female idol. By the way, I'm a K-pop fan.

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    1. Like I give a flying fuck that you're a kpop fan lawl

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  28. wow, WGM WAS one of the best shows because you could just see the idols struggling to express themselves without pissing off their company.but nonetheless an improvement over the usual scripted shit. shit like Victoria seeing Nichkhun's family and his grandmother saying "why does she actually seem like your girlfriend" were hilarious and illustrated idol culture..it gave a sneak peek into things you'd normally never get to see as well like dorms, schedules..good informative show if nothing else

    As is now though we're left with Jang Woo who is the most insincere piece of shit right now and both Leeteuk and Kang Sora blow..god no more SUJU people please..

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    1. LOL... that was long and stupid.

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  29. JYP? your grammar was incorrect in that tweet. just wanted to put that out there.

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  30. I wish TedNee (Teddy Riely x SHINee) was on WGM, I would fap to that :D

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    1. Interracial teen chick harem orgy? Mmmmnnhhhmm that's something, but please spare us the idea

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  31. Legit the most delusional fan ever.

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