Thursday, January 26, 2012

B.A.P’s Warrior review (aka guess who got punched by hypocrisy)

The answer is me. Yay!

If you’ve read my last article (which is probably just below this one), I wrote a little something at the end after actually watching the MV. And well maybe some (probably most) of you here wouldn’t agree, but who gives two flying shits bout your opinion.

This guy obviously. Oh, and also me.

In all honesty, yes, I thought I was gonna forever hate B.A.P and their blondeness, but the MV just proved me wrong (that doesn’t mean I’m a fan, I’m just a huge sucker for the slow mo shots).

This MV was a very ‘you’re doing it right’ debut. The effects were amazing and I apparently found out that a box set type of video could actually be, in one way to describe it, awesome.

Usually, singing and dancing in a room is a boring type of video but B.A.P (or the person behind the actual idea of the video) nailed it. They used the leftover space correctly by filling it with cars and shit, the walls weren’t blaring with bright gay lights, and it set a perfect mood for their MV.

I also thought the song was gonna be trash, but it looks like I was wrong again. The rap and vocals were good, and I found no problems with the lyrics. But, there were a few English mistakes. Although, most of it was appropriately used.



One other thing I liked about this was the dancing. I admit, I got goosebumps watching their choreography, especially at the dance break.

Overall, B.A.P surprisingly gets a good score for this one. 5/10 for the song, 6/10 for the dancing, and 8/10 for the MV (this is the biasness of slow mo talking).

Looks like I owe B.A.P an apology; but goddamnit Zelo, get rid of that noodle hair. It’s quite repulsive.







70 comments:

  1. I liked the MV, too. But I can not get used to Yongguks obnoxious voice. I think it really sounds like shit. Thats why I will never be a big fan of theirs. Or a fan in general in the first place. hes just too much of a big deal for the band to simply ignore him. I know some people dig those "low, husky voices", but imo he just sounds like he has a really severe angina and shouldnt be allowed to talk at all.

    But good to read something nice as well on this blog sometimes.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I know right, his voice turned me off at the beginning of the MV but good to know the rest wasn't so bad.

      Delete
    2. What about your sister?

      Delete
    3. Yea ur sista where???

      Delete
    4. How does your sister like ir? Scrambled or sunny side up?

      Delete
    5. guess who got punched by hypocrisy
      your sister hippo

      Delete
    6. I agree. His shitty voice makes me not want to listen

      Delete
  2. Their debut is alright, better than what i expected. I wish they get rid of those ugly hairs so that i can take them seriously.

    I hope they do better than EXO.Their fans are crazy already on the same level as ELF's and Sones.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Agree with the 2nd line. Hope they do better than EXO. The gay ass kungfu or whatever in an idol group is just BS to me

      Delete
    2. EXO is from SM though so thats like automatic fame and crazy ass fans. I like them alot though

      Delete
    3. SM PRODUCES THE MOST FAKE GAY IDOL GROUPS! YEAH THEY HAVE SUCK AS SONGS TOO!!!

      Delete
    4. EXO is the BEST since DBSK!!!

      Delete
    5. Crazy FANS...who doesn't want that? EXO EXIT OUT!!

      Delete
  3. Their fan base is going to be called L.A.P.s, since all them girls are going to start fantasizing about giving lap dances to their hawt oppars.

    Better than expected debut music video, but I gotta say that the highlight of the whole thing was pretty obvious. It was that lovely glittery mutant rabbit helmet.

    And just a side note (since we're all thinking it anyways), but how in the HELL do fangirls distinguish between all the members so damn fast? Especially with that incredibly cringe worthy blonde hair. At this point I'm just naming them scratchy voice, noodle hair, blonde 1, blonde 2, blonde 3, and blonde 4.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol i thought it was a rip off of deadmau5.

      Delete
    2. I completely agree with you. The song was okay, the step crap was just weird and out of place, I don't recognize anyone in the actual video and I spent half the time trying to figure out if there was 5 or 6 members (They liked to disappear). All in all, it was okay, nothing overly special.

      Delete
    3. So...deadmau6

      Delete
  4. Wow that was really good! But then again, i love any song that uses trumpets/horns in their instrumentals. I doubt Exo can do something better than this...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What are you smoking? Can i have some too

      Delete
  5. So, about Hippo's sister...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think Suzy is his sister. I wouldn't tell anyone that I've got a fat whore for a sister.

      Delete
    2. What's a female hippo called? Fippo?

      Delete
  6. I know I can't be the only one who thinks the song was ass. Honestly, BAP should just be a 4 member group and kick out Bang Yong Gook and Zelo.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. i second that. The song was blergh and the dance moves arent that good either (tho i did wow-ed A BIT when they lie down but whatever.

      Delete
    2. I think so too. I can't, for the life of me, figure out why the hell my friends keep raving over it.

      Delete
  7. BAP eh another gay group! THIS TIME GANGSTER GAY BANGING STYLE! KOREA u ready for a different version of GAY!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL so true it's funny

      Delete
    2. BAP is so retarded! Oh remember guys we are HARDCORE ok! HARDCORE GAY!!!

      Delete
  8. I liked it, but the curly haired one needs a fucking haircut . but because of the groups name, bap, i dont think i will ever have them in my ipod....

    ReplyDelete
  9. i'm glad people like it because i stan Secret so this will give TS some money or whatever, but i thought it was bad. if a group was this over the top cutesy as this one was over the top masculine, they would just be made fun of (like boyfriend lol) and no it doesn't make it okay because they're guys. it's just stupid

    on a different note, i like yongguk's voice and he was funny on mtv's ta-dah! but zelo is creepy and i'm 600% sure he is a robot

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. agreed to all of this, the song was so bad omfg but maybe they can use the money from this to give flawless secret a decent comeback.

      Delete
    2. Secret is flawless? How much did they pay you to say something like that?

      Delete
  10. I'm quite sure it's just an elaborate conspiracy to hide the fact that he faps to his sister. Come on, man. Pics or GTFO

    ReplyDelete
  11. Whatever happened to Eunjung who in the fuck are these gook niggas

    ReplyDelete
  12. Stop using rage faces man this isn't 2011 anymore

    ReplyDelete
  13. WHO WANTS TO SEE MOAR TAEYEON CAMELTOE????? PM ME

    ReplyDelete
  14. video is basically chris brown look at me now

    ReplyDelete
  15. the overhyped members are trash. Blond 1=2=3=4>Zelo>Bang

    ReplyDelete
  16. WHA???? BAP? what the? EHH>??????

    ReplyDelete
  17. B.A.P are true artists

    OP is a true fag

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol i hope you are trollin

      Delete
  18. I gotta admit.. This group isn't as half as bad as I anticipated.
    For once a group that debuted with their own 'unique' and distinctive style and follow the typical trend of following their seniors footsteps.
    But of course, they can't escape from the swarm of pedophiles and sexually frustrates noonars that I have foreseen coming.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. i thought this group was gonna be good...and found out..they suck too bad

      Delete
    2. They suck. Honestly. Too much of everything else and not enough about the music. I'm a girl btw and think they're shit.

      Delete
    3. BAP=PILE OF SHIT

      Delete
  19. And oh yeah too much blonde in the group. Big minus for 'originality'.

    ReplyDelete
  20. Song was meh, coreo was good. I hated the constantly flashing lights. Got a laugh out of them killing off zelo at the end, too bad they didn't actually shoot the kid.

    ReplyDelete
  21. their fanbase should be call FAP. so those stupid fan girls can all be fappers

    ReplyDelete
  22. I liked it.
    Song was pretty good(sound wise)
    Dance was different, difficult, and fun to watch

    Cons:
    All the blonde
    Deep throat guy
    Singers suck live

    ReplyDelete
  23. MV - good

    Song - GARBAGE

    ReplyDelete
  24. at first i was like "damn another useless hip-hop group", they tourned out to be great.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. 1st I was like is this 2ne1? then it turned out that it wasn't worth my time :P

      Delete
  25. IDOL GROUPS

    OK WE HAVE BOYS THAT LOOK LIKE GIRLS, GROUP
    BOYS THAT ARE GIRLS, GROUP
    BOYS THAT LIKE BOYS, GROUP
    BOYS THAT ARE GAY, GROUP
    BOYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY, GROUP
    BOYS THAT HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY, GROUP

    WHAT ELSE

    OH I KNOW...TIME FOR SOME GAY GANGSTER BOY BANGING GROUP!
    yEAH...??..UM.....YEAH??....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL so true! BAP what a awesome name..their fanclub should vouch for RAP bc that's what's gonna happen!

      Delete
    2. Korean boy idols are gay. It's like how gay can we get and still be loved!

      Delete
    3. Any NONGAY korean group out there?
      ....................SILENCE...............

      Any GAY korean group out there?
      YEAH..WHOO..OH YEAH...FUCK MY ASS...YEA!!

      Delete
  26. Company says: I know lets make them look like GD, sound like TOP and dress like 2ne1!!! Yeah we got a new group?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. They did a awful job at it too!

      Delete
  27. how in the world is it ok to shoot down one of your male members in an mv and nobody says shit, and when members of a female group dare showing their abs, shit hits the fan, choreo needs to get changed, netizens are up in all arms? man, i just don't get this whole dick-bias.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Both Exo and BAP are overrated as fuck. Also have bandwagon fans that ship anything that moves...they're going to be the Sones and Elfs of the future.
    MV is stupid as hell. All that dancing and slow motion moves, the song is just dumb. Their voices are nothing special.
    You should review Exos mv too, how that sounds exactly the same as TVXQ before u go but a shitty version. Just because of media hype and company and 10yr old hormonal fans they think they're the best thing ever. I don't care if you call me an anti, because I think they're shit.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. FUCK TVXQ!!! GO EXOS!!

      Delete
    2. Exo can suck my dick

      Delete
    3. I bet they will! YOU know everyone's suck SM dick!

      Delete
  29. This is one KPOP MV I won't be embarrassed to watch in front of other people. The song is good and the dancing is epic. I love the new more masculine (at least by idol standards) image these guys and Block B have going. I am so sick of fairy boys.

    I do wish that rapper Bang would suck on a Halls or something because his voice sounds weird. I smell a new bias in Zelo, ramen hair and all.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. SHAME SHAME SHAME! What an embarrassment! I showed this mv in class and everyone laughed! LOL PUN PUN PUN...we sing WARRIOR as a fucking JOKE!!

      Delete
  30. i thought the dancing was pretty cool and the vocals were decent. overall solid debut.
    the blonde hair looks retarded though. they need new stylists.

    ReplyDelete
  31. what's up with everyone using gay as a insult?
    anyway...i always feel like they cut the rappers wings by putting them into idol groups. all of them (the good ones, of course. don't count minho from shinee here LOL)
    bap's not bad, i like them, they give a fresh feeling compared to all the cute girly boybands out there. but hey, gustos son gustos.

    ReplyDelete