Monday, January 30, 2012

A message to my love...

Recently, you have all heard me cry and die a little bit on the inside (just joking, I can't cry) upon hearing that Janghyun will momentarily leave Sunny Hill to complete his mandatory 2 year military service.

But before you leave, Jangy, I just have to know...

At what point did you think looking like Brian Joo was a good idea during promotions?

My singing angel, Janghyun


Brian Joo with Tiger JustKidding

What the balls were you thinking. Now you are definitely going to be made fun off in the military.

To the military service people, please be gentle with Janghyun~ Keep his beautiful voice in tact. Don't let him get hurt! He needs to come back and lead Sunny Hill to produce more wonderful music.

You male authors and fanboys just would not understand. You guys do not know what it is like to have a man you love be sent off to the military. None of your female fap-dols get sent for mandatory service for 24 months. ;___;

101 comments:

  1. He told me to look after you, and to satisfy your longings and desires.

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    1. Shin-B is a girl? Wow cool!! Is she pretty? Any pictures for us to galore?

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    2. Mmf get in line oppa

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    3. @uberwow

      Shin-B is the divine goddess of lovesex and patron saint of Unf. Now get thee behind me, you heathen scum, and wait in line just like everyone else.

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    4. 'Noonar,' I whispered. 'You're so beautiful.' I'd never met Shin-B before. I didn't even know what she looked like. But it hadn't stopped me from throttling my junk to her. Her - well, I couldn't even be sure Shin-B was female. The site didn't have pictures or gifs of their authors - though it was an open secret that Aurelie was a fat crack whore - and there was absolutely no way of telling who was who. Or what. Rumour had it that David was probably a horse since he enjoyed sex with them every so often, but anyway. Shin-B. Most of the anonfags addressed her affectionately as noona, so unless she was a female horse - fuck, it's not like it even mattered in the first place anyway.

      I took my hand off the joystick for a bit in order to hazard a few guesses. What sort of K-pop star would Shin-B look like? An approximation of sorts, at any rate; if she looked anything like a K-pop star she wouldn't be writing nasty things about them.

      Shinyoung popped into my head at that moment and killed whatever boner I had left. Shin-B, short, fat and ugly as fuck? Hell no. She did have the attitude to match, though. Not many idols were as feisty nor as witty as the variety show host. Hmm. I had a rather awkward conundrum on my hands here, and each successive mental image of Shinyoung clad in the Troublemaker outfit was making it worse.

      Troublemaker. HyunA. The lass wasn't a looker, not by a long shot, but she certainly did have the moves, the curves and the come-hither biatchitude that had creamed so many teenage boys' pants. It was a perfect fit. Shin-B was HyunA. My bubble popped, and with that in mind I got an extra box of Kleenex ready as I prepared to meet my dearest noona.

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    5. I will pay good money for a sexfic feat. David

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    6. Hey assholes, get in line. That shit's mine. Hey Shin-Baby, I'll take care of you in his absence. Even after the 2 years...

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    7. @ 아저씨: Aww Jagiya~ How considerate of you. Thank you~ <3

      @ uberwow21: Indeed, I am a girl.

      @ the rest of you anonymous commentors: You are all adorable. Muah~ 쮸쮸쮸

      @ 3:44am: Umm... thank you? How... explicit. Haha. But I mean, you go right ahead writing erotic fanfiction if it makes you happy...

      Hey wait, yeah, why does everyone think I am a noona!? Surely I am younger than some of you boys. Who can I sing E.Via's "Oppa! Can I Do It!?" to?

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    8. noona saranghae <3 will you marry me we will have lots of Shin-B Juniors

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    9. I would never call my kid anonymous.

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    10. They'll have Shinonymous babies. The next big idol in Korea.

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    11. Shin-B-dongsaeng, you can call me oppa any day.

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    12. Shin-B was HyunA

      So the legends are true

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    13. I never knew my mother.

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    14. @Shinonymous

      Life is a sexually transmitted disease, bro.

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  2. I think Sunny Hill's got a couple of hot chicks,just don't know their names.

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  3. But I only came here to see Hwayoung's nipples...

    Shin-B noona don't disappoint plz

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  4. NOONA DO U WEAR BRA????

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    1. There's only one way to find out.

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    2. DIBS me first!!!11!

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    3. Looks like we have to take matters into our own hands

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  5. All the female authors on this site are apparently quite good looking. Besides David.

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    1. The hippo still owes us a pic of its sister

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    2. The Borat face makes it a legit statement

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  6. Today I showed my mother a picture of Park Jiyeon,

    My mother said, 'What is wrong with her eyes?'

    So I made sure Park Jiyeon was the last thing she ever saw.

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    1. My mom watched God of Study on TV and since everyone in that drama is butt ugly, she told me she thought Jiyeon was pretty. ;_;

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    2. Is your mom hot?

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    3. I'VE FUCKED YOUR MOM









      LOTS OF LOVE
      DAD
      XXX

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  7. Brian and Janghyun are probably fucking!

    But I'm sure you wouldn't mind.

    Delusional fangirls always ship yaoi.

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  8. Janghyun is gonna get raped everyday in the army ahehehe

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  9. How dare u say I don't understand

    My Eunjung broke her legs

    NIGGA

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  10. To my lovely Shin-B

    Have no fear babe. I'm sure the military will take excellent care on your oppa Janghyun and he will definitely be safe in the military, provided he do not bend down to pick up any soap bars that is. Well even if he do pick up the soap, it's only his anal that will lost the virgin.

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    1. If he does drop the soap, then there will definitely be a Midnight Circus in the shower. So he better Pray that he will be okay.

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    2. @ ShinB: ROFLMAO

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    3. to shin-b: I see what you did there.

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  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

    relevant. guess which one is janghyun

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DJoQgRIs0

    also relevant.

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  12. Heads will roll if he'll lose his effing cute chubby cheeks.

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  13. Why would you wanna look like BJ? Eww.

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  14. The Great Anon To-Do List

    1. Tell AKF he is a nigger

    2. Have sex with Shin-B noona

    3. Get that hippo's sister

    4. Totally destroy the timchanfag

    5. Suzy is a whore

    6. Fap to 637

    7. JIYEON

    8. More sex with Shin-B

    9. Find out if the other authors are female

    10. LIKE MY COMMENT AND JIYEON WILL MAGICALLY APPEAR ON UR SCREEN

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    1. No Jiyeon. Fucking liar.

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    2. #2 and #8

      Where does the queue start

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    3. ^ Hey, right behind me.

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    4. U FUCKING LIAR

      GO SUCK BEIBERS DICK

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    5. #4 lol, #2 and #8, does anyone have a pic of Shin-B? Is she hot?

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    6. you forgot 11. Leave and never come back

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    7. It's @timchan! I thought we were supposed to burn down his house and rape his dog. We will spare you the horror if you can show us some Jiyeon nipples.

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    8. Oh, what an honour. I'm on that list, twice.

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    9. That doesn't mean we can't have you more than twice, noona. I've dreamed about this for a very, very long time. It's been driving me insane. I want to whisper naughty things in your ear; I want to taste that animal scent of your musk on my lips; I want to hear you tell me in that sweet, dark dulcet voice that you want more. More. I don't know who you are. I don't even know your name. But I can only imagine that lithe, nubile frame is no mere fantasy: those large liquids eyes in which I lose myself; those red, dangerous lips that promise the ambrosia of the gods with a mere kiss; the clear, smooth skin of an angel, so delicate and so responsive to each new sensation; the ultimate heaven on earth between those long, slender legs. I worship you, noona. I spill my seed in sacrifice before your holy texts; every word from you brings me closer to orgasmic completion. A nirvana that needs no physical manifestation of the promises that only your divine form could make: it is to my credit, should you ever choose to do so. I am unworthy in my unbridled lust. I yearn - I desire - I dream of you with a ferocity that consumes my every waking thought. Shin-B. I love you, and I don't know how to tell you otherwise. I love you.

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    10. ^ Oh my... Umm. Thank you. I heart you too. o___o"

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  15. Shin-b unni! I feel with you. my sj-oppas have to take care when they pick up the soap, too.

    I guess, some of them wouldnt really mind, though.

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    1. > my sj-oppas
      > mfw

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    2. You're disgusting.

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    3. 1. Ur hideously stupid (Persuade)

      2. Can you please not state the obvious, you inbred piece of shit (Intimidate)

      3. Fap (637 gold)

      4. (Remain silent)

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    4. BUT MY SJ OPPARS SO OSM AND DELICATE AND PRESHUSSSS
      HEECHUL OPPAR FLOWER NAMJA WOOYOOO BICCAL NOT RUINED <3


      //I really do like SJ. A bit surprised that heechul survived that two month training camp thing. He looks a lot healthier because he doesn't drink as much as he used to.

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    5. Ur hideously stupid

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    6. Hay all u non anon peeps can u all stop trolling shits gettin fucked up how the fuck suju??? U dumbass cunt

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    7. i know, i know. opinions are out of place in here. sorry, guise.

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  16. Lol I thought I was the only person who stannned janghyun
    And who the fuck would want to look like Brian joo?? Disgusting :/

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  17. Move OVER and BRING SNSD BACK!!!

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  18. yo wtf is this shit? I thought this forum wasnt allow to have fangirl stupid stuff.

    Fix this shit moderators and delete this stupid post

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  19. Shin, I admire you. If I were in your position I'd probably want to cry in a corner for the rest of my existence Dx

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    1. If I had feelings and could cry, I would.

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    2. Noona plz tell me ur not a sexbot like the zakufag unf

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    3. She's a Terminator

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  20. http://imgur.com/MBpgV

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  21. female......Canada...
    Any chance you are from Vancouver? (I just want to make a new fd ^^)

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    1. Hi there. Sadly, no, I am not from Hongcouver or Toronto, the only two known places in Canada. I am from a prairie province.

      ... Umm. What is a "new fd"? I am not "hip" and "in" with the current acronym lingo. >___>" (excuse my ignorance)

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    2. Fucking Dickheads, leave her alone

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    1. I will worship you forever if you share the pics

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    2. I will sacrifice a firstborn horse in your honor.

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    3. Davidfag who is that pretty girl in ur pic I would like to get to know her better

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    4. That's SNSD's Jessica.

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    1. Is... is that a kissing face?

      Then:
      Muah~ 쮸쮸쮸

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    2. (_)(_)======D

      that's 6 inches of hot, sticky love for my fav author

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    3. (___)(___)=====================>

      Bigger, longer and uncut

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  24. Oh Shin i'm so glad we agree! Sunny Hill won't be the same for the next 2 years.

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    1. You sound like a girl. Can I see your nipple?

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    2. You are gonna scare em' all away lol

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    3. 1) Oh, you angelic beauty... I'm sure the sight of your busom would be like gazing upon the mountains of heaven (Persuade)

      2) SHOW US YER FUCKIN TITS (Intimidate)

      3) Fuck it, I'll just ask your pimp (400 gold)

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    4. Yeah I can't imagine what they will produce without him. I guess LOEN Entertainment will have to start hiring song writers/producers for the girls.

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    5. Noona are you an Imperial or a Stormcloak? Or do you pray to divine Jiyeon for guidance instead?

      Not gonna judge, just asking. I'm a Jedi! :)

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    6. Shin-B's Illusion skill is level 100

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  25. Thumbs up if you think noona is better than Jiyeon

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  26. Ur hideously stupid

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  27. I tattooed 'SHIN-B' on my balls

    Just saying

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    1. Pics or it didn't happen.

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    2. Shin is actually a guy, you gayfags. I'm telling yo momma

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  28. Oh my. Well umm thank you. That's the perfect gift.

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  29. Tiger JustKidding lol

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