Friday, January 13, 2012

When idols resemble creatures

If you like Jessica and/or Hara, get your pitchforks ready.

First comparison was brought up by resident reader and affiliate sullifag. SNSD's Jessica and the Crypt Creeper.




Second comparison comes from allkcrap, who you may know from his twitter account @allkcrap.




I'm sure you guys have a lot more comparisons out there, so feel free to post them in the comments section.

55 comments:

  1. Yoseob and a troll doll, I swear he looks just like a real life version lol.

    Leeteuk and Dog shit.

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    1. yoseob looks like a damn train

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  2. Make one with Eunjung in it. I bet you can't do it. Go on.

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    1. Ga-in resembles Eunjung.

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    2. she does actually. Except Ga-in looks pasty.

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    3. Ga-in. Such a fappable creature. Totally wasted in Brown Eyed Girls.

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    4. Yeah she's beautiful I agree. But she has an unhealthy complexion.

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    5. I never quite understood what having an unhealthy complexion meant. It must be a female thing. What does it mean - Edward Cullen? Acne?

      I even thought being pale was an East Asian sign of beauty. Amirite?

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    6. Ga-in is like death warmed over. Necrophiles represent mmf

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    7. Eunjung looks a lot like sex

      Ga-in looks like a corpse (albeit an uncommonly attractive one),

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    8. I agree that she is an attractive corpse (the walking dead really). But she looks malnourished or she's probably a vegetarian or something---normally those vegans have a bad complexion cause they are not eating well.

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    9. Eat more meat bitches. Especially pussay that be yankin

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  3. I am baffled by Jessica. I mean, she looks like a fucking horse, okay, but on top of that, she SITS like a horse too? One of her parents have to be a horse. half human half horse

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    1. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oHNNC_HO4gE/S4y9yQgtkII/AAAAAAAAI98/PBFffctzjPY/s640/jung.jpg

      Sica is cute k.

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  4. Ahem, its the Crypt Creeper.

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    1. Thanks. I hadn't seen the show since I was a little kid so I didn't remember his name.

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  5. NOT MY HARA IABYLFASUKHJZLSVN.DSGUDZJK
    Naa but seriously, Hara looks like an alien, not smeagle.

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  6. http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2818/20120113gnashrek1.jpg

    WHY IS THERE NO ARTICLE ABOUT G.NA AS AN OGRE?

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    1. G.NA is not dressed up as an ogre. She's dressed up as another kpop idol (guess who).

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    2. More like a manber with huge plastic fake tits with no manners at all, being a whore in or out of stage.

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    3. Make 637 do it. I mean, Zakufag.

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  7. man... must be a shocker to meet their parents.

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  8. hara's feet are disgusting. They're like mutated fingers!

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  9. that hara pic was taken at a bad angle.her feet are fine.fo h8trs

    sunny before op-australian wombat

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    1. atleast keep your pride nigga!
      stop defending and start doing something productive in your life.
      (like building a tower and jumping off from the very top)
      your worsening the image of kpop fans...
      wait why am I here.. guess I had nothing to do..
      -off to build a tower, goodbye world!

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  10. jessica. is.a horse. there's nothing else to say.

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  11. hmm..G.NA - Awkward Alien Face

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  12. Guess what?

    http://i43.tinypic.com/fmrqfc.jpg
    http://i42.tinypic.com/smw1zr.jpg

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    1. That panda bear is a FAT WHORE!

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    2. Pandas are so cute and cuddly. Also they are whores.

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  13. LOL! Suzy is a fat whore

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  14. Not sure if the modfags here are butthurt or what, but I have yet to see a single T-ara post since that epic '637' comment. See, even anti-Kpop cholos have to play faves every now and then.

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  15. Hyomin is a horse.

    Suzy is a fat whore.

    Eunjung is flawless.

    Ga-in is sex in leather.

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    1. ABRACADABRA ZOMBIE VERSION MV UNF

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  16. Eunjung is ahjumma

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    1. I think you are confusing Eunjung with Soyeon or Boram.

      Eunjung is fucking hot!

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    2. Yeah. Sometimes I watch Soyeon on YouTube and she looks like my blow up doll come to life...I find it difficult to masturbate to.

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  17. Ga-In is a fat whore.

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  18. the replies make the comment section 100000000x better omFG

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  19. gross haha. Yoona is a anerexic whore

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  20. Sungmin looks like a puppy, Yeoseob is Thomas the Tank Engine, Eunhyuk is a monkey, Leeteuk is Zhou Mi with less vocal talent, Yoona is a deer in headlights, Sica is a horse, Key is a mouse [along with co-mouse Taeyeon], Ga-In looks like a snake [only with eyeliner. She looks like any old anorexic lady without it], Kangin is a bear/raccoon, G.NA is that fetus thing from the I Am Your Grandma video, Donghae Amber and Jonghyun are dinosaurs, thing in 5Dolls is a camel, TOP is Spock and Taeyang is just fucking ugly.
    who did I miss.

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    1. Lmao the ultimate tl dr smackdown

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  21. Taeyeon the ratface with Down's Syndrome unf such a lovely creature

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  22. you guys forgot eunjung and the fish.
    unf.

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    1. Eunjunf~


      http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu36/LilAnimebunny/1zfttaf.gif

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    2. Amg the fish the fish THE FISH!!!

      CAN HAZ MOAR PLZ

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  23. LOL!!! PEOPLE LOVE FUCKING UGLY THINGS!

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  24. OMFG HARA'S FROG TOES.

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