Saturday, January 14, 2012

KARA Continue to Shit on SNSD

While SONEs will forever be collectively creaming themselves over SNSD's amazinger album sales and tout their Japanese "successes" as proof of some sort of global indoctrination into the Cult of Soshi, KARA lets their money do the talking. A more effective way to say shove it, in my opinion.


The Oricon has released their annual report for group earnings for 2011, and once again, KARA continues to roflstomp SNSD.  Using the gross sales album numbers for 2011 (Dec 27th 2010 through December 19th 2011 for those of you number crunchers curious),  KARA's earnings tallied about $63 million (4th overall), while Girls’ Generation came in behind them with about $52 million (5th overall).


But before you cream your panties and shout "OMO HALLYU HWAITING~" please keep in mind that AKB48 still shat on both of them combined (literally) with their chart-topping $211 million. This shouldn't come as much of a surprise because guess what? People like people who can actually speak their language worth a damn.


When approached for comments, SNSD's Tiffany had only this to say:


69 comments:

  1. UR STILL A FAG

    BUT MY FAVE FAG

    FUCK U NIGGA

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    1. OK. FUCK YOU TOO. KTHXBYE. MMMMK??

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    2. FUCK YOU BOTH. AND FUCK YOU ZAKU FOR THAT GIF.

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    3. Fuck you racist disease cunt
      And go suck a dick at it
      Perhaps some penis to your face with make you think better

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    4. Ur a bullshit nigga, nigga.

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    5. Almost died laughing lmao stop it hahahaha

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  2. Zaku: Animated Gif Master

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    1. In their tongue he is Zakufag

      Animated Gif Master!

      FUCK YOU NIGGA

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    2. And fuck you nigger for laughing.

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    3. YOU SKANKY NIGGAS. GO SUCK DICK IN WASHINGTON DC HARLEM!!

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    4. Oppar wae r d niggas from washington

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  3. Rapper Hwang is not happy, maybe she's going to write another diss rap...aimed at Kara this time around. Yikes.

    Inb4 'SOKA FIGHTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG UNNIRS!'

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    1. A nigga is never late. He cums precisely when he means to

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  5. As a former occasional jpop listener I just can't believe that AKB48 actually sells records. I just don't get it, but there must be a lot of perverted old men who buy their albums.

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    1. Or perverted male college students (i.e. me).

      There are 48 of them man! It's not my fault! I am merely a mortal man. How can I resist?!

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    2. You should know well enough why its bought!!!! being a jpop listener, its all about the MOE!!!!

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    3. there are actually many fangirls of them that i know ok!!

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    4. sashihara
      mayuyu
      sato amina
      yui yokoyama

      There's so many girls for each and every guy out there.

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    5. all i know are yuki, mariko, sae, acchan, and tomomi because of this hilarious engrish video:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCElVbTkfU

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    6. i dun see how my akbitches can sell so much just based on men, if so any idol group can do it.:3
      their fanbase since 2011 is really evenly 50/50 divided. i guess people like them cuz their songs are fun, they donated like 39 million USD to japan aid and did shit lot of charities stuffs, and the whole group history of rising to the top with adversity, being labeled as an otaku/moe thing just because they're from akiba tho the girls were trying to be Morning Musume and being ridiculed blah blah blah

      http://48-family.tumblr.com/post/15526463058/kin-sma-1-06-12

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    7. Nah. If you look up their stage songs, some are pretty hardcore talking about sex (Kurumi to dialogue, that chocolate song), suicide/depression (keibetsu), society issue (Mokugekisha, Seifuku ga jama), encouragement (Alive) and songs like Zannen Shoujo talk about how pretty girls get away with carrying knives. They also made alot of "different" sounding song from normal release like River, Beginner, Kaze wa Fuiteiru, and the rock ish sounding songs like Blue Rose etc etc.

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  6. Zaku is becoming my fav author

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    1. AND YOURE MY FAVORITE NIGGA

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    2. ^ $10 says the zakufag has gone mad and is posting as an anon.

      You won't have been the first, and certainly not the last either. in any case, just wanted to let you know:

      SUCK MY BIG BLACK SPECIAL FORCES DICK BITCH

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  7. i agree with you.

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    1. And i agree that you're a nigga.

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  8. I think you just gained yourself another fan zaku. Fany gif is such a win.

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  9. To be fair, Kara released three singles and one album in Japan. SNSD only released a single and their album (The Boys repackage came out too, but late in the year).

    Also, SNSD are good friends with Kara. I don't think Tiffany will want to diss them.

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    1. They released more because all the members knows japanese and can actually understand what they're singing. SNSD on the otherhand only has 2 members that know some japanese (Soyoung and Seohyun) out of 9 members, its like coming to america from asia expecting to be big but can't speak english or understand it, it will literally fail no doubt about it. They're only popular because there were japanese who were alrdy interested in them from korea and they still buy their shit just to "support" them even if they release some stupid shit, thats what you call a "RDF" = retarded delusional fan.

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    2. ahhh combatbaby, the snsd-biased fan, making excuses for snsd eh?

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    1. Really nigga?

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    2. No, really. But you're still a nigga.

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  11. I think Japan likes KARA because they kinda look more Japanese than SNSD, they can speak Japanese much better, and it is easier for all the guys to cum on a photo of Hara, Jiyoung, Nicole or Seungyeon. I don't think Ojiisan wants to cum on Gyuri :/

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    1. It has nothing to do with looking like japanese, they're many famous ppl in japan that doesn't even look japanese, some arent even asian. Japanese Pop differ to korean pop as they like to see their idols develop over time "unperfected idols" thats what kara gives them. They started with minimal japanese with translators and overtime practically didnt need anymore help, thats development which the japanese likes. SNSD however has no development. They released an album, made money and now they think they're successful. They have popularity so they think they dont even need to try anymore basically. Kara are always on variety shows in japan and thats basically what idols are made to do, ENTERTAINMENT. Having idol groups focus only on music like SNSD in japan will fail. If the japanese wanted to hear good japanese music they would listen to their own famous and better artists. All idols need to do is make catchy nonsense music and go on variety shows, that's why KARA will always be better in Japan than SNSD.

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    2. But ur still a nigga

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    3. nah. hara and jiyoung are the only ones with fanboys in japan and i think hara lost lot of wotas after the BEAST shit.
      the rest of the group have mostly fangirls.

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  12. Anyone ever heard the Radiohead song, "Fake Plastic Trees"?

    Pigtailed nigger

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    1. no, you're the nigger.

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    2. You black nigger asshole shit dung.

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    3. Mmmf oppar give it to meeeee

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  13. That's because KARA practically lives in Japan..

    SNSD is still a better group.

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    1. better at what?

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    2. ^lol exactly my thoughts.

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    3. LOL what's new homes

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    4. fuck you nigga for saying that SNSD is still a better group. Fuck you. Just fuck you, nigga.

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    5. U need to get laid bro

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  14. What a nigga infested thread. Pathetic.

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    1. Dats cos youre a nigga, nigger.

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  15. I'll shove my dick into Jiyoung's mouth as her birthday present.

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    1. Why should it be your dick? Mine stands equal chance, if not better.

      And bigger, too.

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    2. well it would be better if we snatch jiyoung away into the 24th floor of DSP Ent Building at 12 midnight where no one is around and i will start off by smelling jiyoung's panties and licking her asshole.. mmmk??

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    3. Okay. Where do we begin?

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  16. Dis is west coast shit niggas!!!

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    1. And you're a fat nigga.

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  17. "This shouldn't come as much of a surprise because guess what? People like people who can actually speak their language worth a damn."

    THIS. Yes. teach them the fucking language before they go debut over there. like Girls Generation in the US, not only did "The Boys" freaking suck to begin with, their english was so pitiful... i had to look up the lyrics because i couldnt understand a word they were saying, and they would fail so badly at an english interview. WG has pretty good english, esp with the movie coming out (which makes me want to vomit. WG and School Gyrls. eww. keep the School Gyrls out of it. but Nick Cannon had to swarm his ass in there as executive producer and now the fucking School Gyrls are in it. but i digress) and BoA spoke fluent english before coming her to the states, too.

    LEARN THE BLOODY LANGUAGE. i know learning a language is hard, but you arent going to impress anyone with broken sentences and mispronounced words.

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  18. IF ONLY SNSD WAS ABLE TO PROMOTE SUCKING MORE COCKS IN JAPAN THEY COULD HAVE COME ON TOP OR BOTTOM?

    SUCKING COCK THIS TIME DIDN'T DO MUCH GOOD FOR THE 9WHORES

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  19. Oh god no the .gif is gone, that was the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

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  20. kara is definately better than snsd.. 9whores dont worth a damn

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