Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Dear sweet sexy darling Jingy baby...

Happy Birthday!





You're now a legal adult. How does that make you feel?



Awwwww, that's okay. Remember, this has been a long journey and you have been growing and maturing.

When you first debuted, you were just so adorable and sweet...






And then after a while, you started to grow up, maybe showing some attractiveness but perhaps only accidentally...






But it didn't take very long before you knew that you were becoming quite a lovely young lady. Those sweet glaces became a little more knowing and you showed some allure...








And you continued to mature and really developed a classy, womanly aura...





Then you said "I'm going to work hard" and developed a lovely figure to be even more beautiful and elegant...










And you wowed us on stage...





And while you never stopped being sweet and adorable...











The truth is... even if we wanted to continue only seeing you that way, you just wouldn't let us...










And while perhaps not all of us were comfortable admitting it, now it is legally and for the most part socially acceptable, so keep on seemingly effortlessly being the gorgeous and sexy woman you are.



Because... we... we love you.














68 comments:

  1. Yay! Awesome work, I admire your dedication

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  2. she doesn't look fuckable...i'll pass

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  3. Question, though; legaL IN south Korea or legla in the u.s?

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    1. God, I can't spell. But I assume you know what I was trying to say.

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    2. You're drunk. She's not. And even if she isn't, it probably wouldn't have stopped a dirty old fuck like you from fapping blood to her.

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  4. She better do some pornos now that she's old enough.

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  5. Still another nine months for Krystal though.

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    1. wow really? Krystal is fucking ugly... that teeth...*shiver*

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    2. She looks like YoonA. While not exactly a proper substitute for the ultimate paragon of Korean beauty, I would still have sex with her. Hot is still hot by any other definition, and with Krystal the lust in my loins is thoroughly undeniable. I'm not big on her horse-faced sister (no pun intended) and it is such a pity that a lovely creature should have such a bestial pedigree. While guilt should never restrain anyone from shagging the brains out of the people they love, it must needs provide for some food for thought after - i.e remembering to clean your dick and get tested for Mad Cow Disease and the like. But Krystal should be safe. Just look at her. I know she is.

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    3. Mad cow disease is an STD???

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    4. This anon is confused. First Jessica looks like a horse, now she has mad cow disease? Someone needs to take Animorph Biology 101 again.

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    5. Animals are as animals do, mate. Doesn't matter

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  6. She's too annoying on IY2

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  7. holy shit after looking at so much photos...i noticed she looks like victoria in some, a love child of sulli and victoria in other photos and sometimes luna. holy crap they're all from f(x) too.

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    1. The hint of Victoria has been known for some time now (especially with her developing luscious thighs) but you are imagining things with the mention of Sulli and Luna.

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    2. Lol i think i might be imagining things. ._. This is what happens after looking at 60 PHOTOS AT ONCE. X_X

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    3. Doesn't matter, masturbated anyway. Today it smells like sour cream and onions.

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    4. Her cunt tastes like Victoria with mellow notes of Yoona and Yuri; be sure to savour the sweet aftertaste of Hyomin as you swallow. Swirl a bit on your tongue to find the vanilla notes of Hyorin laced with the clearly defined bitter woody taste of Amber

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    5. You lost me at Amber.

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    6. amber is the last word u stupid nigga where'd u learned to READ

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  8. baby jing hv butt~~~

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  9. you just went full 637

    i approve.

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  10. I would have sex with her... just saying.

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    1. Just say isn't enough, bro. You want to take it to Just Fucking.

      Just saying.

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  11. I approve this post more than that Eunjunf one. Don't take it down pls

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  12. she reminds me of aragaki yui...

    would bang

    p.s. creeper post

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  13. I thought she'd be a likeable person but after seeing her on IY2, I realized that she is F***ING ANNOYING.

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    1. So? Hike up those mini skirts and stick your dick in. Show her who's boss. Redefine what it means to be an asshole for her.

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    2. Doesn't matter. I have a wooden 18in strap-on that you're more than welcome to borrow.

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    3. I'll keep that offer in mind but for now, I'll pass.

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  14. I thought the anons sucked, not the authors...here we go again.

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  15. $10 says AKF deletes this post too. I'm serious.

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    1. I'll raise you $20 he doesn't. Aurelie never learned how to give a proper blowjob.

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    2. Ur on nigga if i win u suck ma dick

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    3. WHERES MY MONAYYE NIGGA

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  16. I can't stop looking at her legs.

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  17. God bless this post.

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  18. 2/10 would not bang

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  19. I thought she was 23 years old already. I was like WTF when I heard she was only 18.

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  20. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    TL:DR, Bob is an old perv who's happy that Jiyoung is legal to fuck. Where's the Chuckster when somethin' needs a deletin'????

    AND WHERE THE FUCK IS 637 TO TAKE THIS OLD NIGGA TO SCHOOL? WAEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  21. AWWW YEAHHHH, bless this post.

    I love how Kamilia call her "Baby Jing"...something about it just turns me on. Jing is hot, you didn't even use all the best pics of her but it's whatever.

    Do a sexy Seungyeon one for whenever her birthday come around. Girl has got a bangin' bod.

    Kara....they really know how to turn an old man on.

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    1. Hammie is my wife, you can't have her. I made this because I was asked.

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    2. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:46 PM

      Seungyeon ain't hot, old man.

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  22. Replies
    1. Yura is fatter.

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    2. She sure knows where to put them fats

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  23. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    Jiyoung is a fat whore

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    1. suzy is a fat whore, is she even legal yet?

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  24. where are these hot seungyeon pics

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    1. They're mine, you can't have them.

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    2. Your cock needs cleaning, assface. Put some lube on it and bend over. Now.

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  25. I was expecting a few Jiyoung rap verses.

    I left unabashed.

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  26. As a matter of fact, tell Chuck to draw a penis in her hand on the linked picture to renovate this article a little more.

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  27. Well JiYoung got Hot.

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  28. i always think she's beautiful and talented but can't stand her cute acts

    way too much

    and too annoying ( esp where there are members(..gyul n hara) who is really truthful and funny when it comes to reality show......)

    anyways, HAPPY BDAY JINGIE, hope dsp realize that u should sing more in reffs and stop rapping

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  29. The tits grow exponentially bigger as you scroll down. Am I allowed to say that?

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    1. "exponentially" is not the right word, but...
      http://i.imgur.com/aUTjH.jpg

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