Friday, January 6, 2012

Hyorin ruins all good things.

There is an upcoming MBC show called 'Pit-a-pat Shake', yes seriously, that is supposed to be a spin-off of We Got Married. I know what you're thinking: "WGM is one of the stupidest Korean shows in existence!" I agree. It's a scripted show with a terrible concept whose participants can't even take the show seriously. So why should you be excited? Because Seungyeon. And because Sunhwa.

Dear Hammie's never had a real chance to shine as an individual (all the other KARA members have), and you see, she's got a bod. Plus, she's really fucking adorable. As for Sunhwa,
yeah. And Lizzy, while known to infuriate people as much as Dara with her annoying personality, is admittedly hot. That bikini shot will forever be embedded in our minds. So she is still a worthy addition. (Note: I used to hate Sunhwa with a blazing passion for her entire disaster of a performance on Invincible Youth with the whole "blank Sunhwa" persona. However, I am a male with e-sexual needs, and with Sunhwa's recent transformation, I had no choice but to submit to her overwhelming sex appeal). You may be wondering to yourself about now, "so why the fuck is this fag complaining?" That's where I'd answer, "shut the fuck up and read the title".

First Dream High 2, now this pit pat shit? How dare she!
I can't wait for the day she takes an arrow to the k-
fuck. I just took an arrow to the

60 comments:

  1. I have to admit, Seungyeon may not have a pretty face but she has nice tits. Oh, and I haven't seen that Lizzy bikini-titsgalore pic. Link please, I'm having a bad day and I need fap material.

    What does "Pit-a-Pat Shake" fucking means? That's worse than "We Got Married".

    You seem to be enjoying Skyrim.

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  2. Sunhwa looks like a middle aged women..ewwww

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  3. ^ http://soompi_images.s3.amazonaws.com/6c8aa1ba3368755c3a4ca3da7b7876ad_large.jpg

    Well, Seungyeon was on variety shows back when the group was K4R4, and I believe she is the most popular among Kamilias (at least in Korea) while Hara gets more of the exposure.

    And yes, I'm mad that Hyorin is fucking everything up.

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  4. wonder why you like Seungyeon~
    i hate her.

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  5. lol at the label

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  6. I hate seungyeon and sunhwa

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  7. WGM is definetaly the best korean show out there.

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  8. This is why we can't have nice things.

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  9. I used to recycle retarded memes, but then I got a life. The occasional mental instability and T-ara bias I can tolerate on a supposedly fuck-all blog, but this 9fag shit really takes the cake. Since when did you guys start humping them?

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  10. Not to troll, but I noticed that most of the modfags here are T-ara supporters. Just wanted to say that Eunjung has the only decent pair of tits in the whole group - on top of the fact that she is the only one who can sing, dance and rap like a proper mother. I want to have sex with Hyomin now.

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  11. @4:34

    Totally nailed it bro.

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  12. HAVE U SEEN WAT TEH SUNWHA LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT MAKEUP??? USE A CONDOMMM

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  13. Seungyeon is going to be on the show? Fuck am I excited :) its time for her to shine. :)

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  14. Isn't this show just going to be scripted dates ?

    Still Joon is going to be on it and if they get him to take off more than just his shirt I might actually watch it.

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  15. @6:37

    Muthfuckin' word.

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  16. @6:37, i love you.

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  17. Suzy is a fat whore.

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  18. @6:37 AM No, Hwayoung's tits are legit as well. Having cut her hair, she has suddenly transformed from a derpy face to blazing hottie, she looks quite delicious now.........

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  19. I don't know why every article always turns into a T-ara discussions, but since no one cares about or watches WGM anyway...

    Beggars can't be choosers, but I would definitely take Eunjung over Hyomin and Hwayoung.

    Don't ge me wrong I'd do both, but Eunjung is for sure on the top of my fantasy list. If you've watched any of her solo dance clip you know she's got a little bit of freak in her. I like the lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets type.

    Within T-ara I'd say:

    Eunjung>Hwayoung>Hyomin>therest>Boram

    *If Hyomin put a little more meat on her bones I'd consider moving her to number 2, but as of now Hwayoungs boobs give her the bump.

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  20. Sunhwa? I LOVE Secret but I saw them live in Sydney and Sunhwa's face is a bit awks tbh... plastic fucking fanstastic. But she (like the rest of secret) has a really cute personality tbh.

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  21. and to add, Hyorin needs to gtfo... I don't hate her, but I'm tired of seeing her overrated, overexposed ass (no pun intended lol) everywhere. At least Bora's hot and more interesting, should've been her imo if it's going to be a sistar member imo. Starship is really going for the overkill with them lately.

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  22. (Note: I used to hate Sunhwa with a blazing passion for her entire disaster of a performance on Invincible Youth with the whole "blank Sunhwa" persona. However, I am a male with e-sexual needs, and with Sunhwa's recent transformation, I had no choice but to submit to her overwhelming sex appeal).


    You fapped, didn't you?!

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  23. Once again, anon gives you to formula of ultimate correctitude.

    Hyomin > Qri > Eunjung > Jiyeon > Derpyoung > Boram

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    1. ew. jiyeon... imagine her rinsing her face of makeup and you'll see her bare face without eyeliner. LOL

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  24. @11:51 the other anon had a better formula than you

    i forgot sunhwa used to have the nicest legs in secret, that is until hyosung stopped wearing pants.

    as for this show, im more mad about that super junior dude being there. yet again super junior manages to worm their way into another show. why can't i escape them? :(

    also, lol @ hwayoungs boobs bouncing during the lovey dovey performance on music bank

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  25. sunhwa, joon....fuck! bullshit, me hate, everything not cool!

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  26. 12:07

    SJ will never took an arrow to the knees sadly :[ not when their fangirls never grow up. They all live in neverland :[

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  27. sunhwa looks so good lately
    once you get over her awkwardness it gets sort of endearing, plus she's actually pretty funny in a ridiculous way
    @2:00
    http://youtu.be/6N9J0RAtZNw

    hopefully her and seungyeon can have a crow off

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  28. Eunjung>Hwayoung>Hyomin>therest>Boram

    ^

    truth.

    also i can't wait for the death threats written in fangirl blood! this may just be awesome!

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  29. why the fuck-
    how the fuck-
    T-ara, really? wai- Hwayoung?

    6:37 - While that sounds like a valid enough complaint, Chuck (owner) is the only T-ara biased author, and luckily, he's not delusional about it (Soyeon excluded). I'm sure our female authors don't give a flying fuck, Bob prefers at least 4 other groups (KARA, WG, APINK, Rainbow), and personally, I don't care for groups, only individual idols (IU, Suzy, Sica).

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  30. Hwayoung over anything except Boram is an oxyMORON.

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  31. bitch, stop hating on my reehji. You're dissing me mmk. That shit aint kawaii fresh

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  32. Okay, Hwayoung is still derpy, but she's got a GREAT set of tits~

    Great boobs trumps derp, making Hwayoung more then fuckable imo.

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  33. How the fuck did a Secret article generate a discussion on the sex appeal of T-ara?

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  34. HWAYOUNF SO QT

    COME TO OPPAR

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  35. @6:37

    Between you and me - we're anon, but we're not the same person lol - we'd shag all of them senseless. But in an unequal world we have to choose because it's highly unlikely that I will find the whole of T-ara in my bed in this lifetime or the next...so I have to disagree with you. My cock aches for some Jiyeon. She may be the weirdest, least talented (next to Hwayounf) and the youngest, but there is something about her I-don't-give-a-fuck air that makes me want to give a fuck about her. To want to hold her down and play ahjusshi to her naughty lesbian emo cyclops gangster fantasies. No pressure bro, we all have our needs.

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    1. she's the ugliest also

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  36. I don't want Soyeon, just want Hwayoung. Tits are the win yo

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  37. 4:59 T-ara fans are cray cray.

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  38. I'm not 637, just another horny loserJanuary 6, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    @459 Because Secret is pretty irrelevant and T-ara is HOT rn

    @506 Personally I'd cut off my left nut to fuck Eunjung the right one for Qri

    Jiyeon kinda has that ridden hard put away wet prostitute feel ya know? Like yeah she'd let you do whatever you want but it'd be like flying a paper airplane into the Grand Canyon or you'd spend the whole time worried about an std lol Not worth the ride

    Eunjung of the other hand seems like shes up for a little experimentation like under that idiotic aegyo is a kinky nympho and qri you could just strap to a bed and have your fun Plus they are both WAY hotter (and have two eyes each, bonus!)
    but hey to each his own?

    but alas maybe its just my while (horny) imagination

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  39. @6:37

    Word, bro. \m/

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  40. @4:34 What the fuck?

    @6:37 What the fuck?

    @5:06 What the fuck?

    @AKPFG What the fuck?

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  41. I'd fuck Eunjung senseless if I could... fap.

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  42. It's official, once Tara is involved in the discussion all the jerks and pervs on this blog will go lunatic and ballistic....lol

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  43. @timchan, its the only reason I come here really lol

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  44. @6:37

    Keep in your pants man lmao

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  45. @6:37 comment is win

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  46. ^ yeah that was me

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  47. ^ ha ha fuck off it was Anonymous

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  48. yeah that is what i am saying
    I AM THAT CELEBRITY ANONYMOUS ...BISH

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  49. I am now officially anti kpop retarded perverted what-ever-you-call-it fanboy/ahjussi/gay fangirl.. gosh this blog should be renamed t-ara's ahjussi anti-other-group blog..

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  50. Or Tara and their sex deprived anti-kpop fangirl fanboys.

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  51. LIZZY IS A ANNOYING BITCH! FAKEST BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN! SHE BELONGS WITH SNSD!

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  52. FUCK YOU ALL FOR HATING LIZZY AND HYORIN.
    DAT SUNHWA IS ALWAYS A FORCED HOTTIE BUT STILL A HOTTIE. CUMPLETE WITH HYOSUNG THAT ULTIMATE FAP PARAPHERNALIA OF A BITCH AND JIEUN MY FOREVER DEITY LEVEL LOVE. ZINGER GTFO U UGLY BITCH.

    HYORIN IS ON THE EXOTIC SIDE BUT SHE'S DEF A FUCKN QT WITH A BANGIN BODY YOU WON'T REGRET. CMON PPL. SHE'S MAYBE A BUTTERFACE FOR U BT I SRSLY THINK SHE'S SO DAMN FINE. (no sarcasm)

    OVERSIZED CLITORIS

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