Friday, January 13, 2012

[MV Review] Nine Muses - News



Nine Mooses Muses makes a comeback after their earlier retro throwback, and while they still haven't entirely left Funky Town, it's enough of a departure to be actually listenable. Full review after the jump.



For this MV, Star Empire hired T-ara's usual director and his spastic seizure-inducing handiwork is all over this video too. Although not quite to the insanity level of T-ara's I Go Crazy Because of You, the rapid cutaways come fast and furious like a horny fanboy on his beloved noona's HD printouts. He also seems to have a penchant for bottom-up camera angles, one that is very much appreciated by fappers viewers.

Underboob and upskirts galore.


However, the mirror motif is a blatant ripoff of PoMinit's Mirror Mirror.

I see no difference.

And the whole MV takes the typical KPop formula of dancing in a box to a whole new level. Many shots are literally of the girls dancing or otherwise squirming inside a cool box.

Nine Mimes?


The song itself is rather solid, with some very overt 90s Eurodance influences. I will say that the chorus/hook/whatever the fuck it is grates my ears and nearly ruined the whole song for me. Not much Engrish to complain about. All in all, it's a big step above Figaro (which I felt was rather shitty) and No Playboy (need I say more?).

TL;DR: MV was IGCBOY and Mirror Mirror's rapebaby, song was good, chorus was utter shit.



24 comments:

  1. ALL AUTHORS SHOULD DO A TL:DR SUMMARY OF THEIR REALLY LONG REVIEWS/ARITCLES

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  2. WAE U COPY MAI NOONAR'S ARTICLE

    FAGGOT

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  3. Nigger u really need to leave the long ass thesis essays to aurelie. Bitch has a bachelors of kpop when she not smoking crack lool

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    1. Aurelie noona is in rehab!!!!

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    2. They tried to send her to rehab

      She said, unf unf unf

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    3. Well most of the article was gifs, but I'll keep that in mind for next time.

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  4. can't go wrong with butts in boxes.

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  5. Basic, song/MV is basic. They are doomed to remain irrelevant-

    Also, that Sam chick is SO unattractive... its very distracting... I can't remember anything but that fug face. If someone could post that last gif without her face in it it'd be great-

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    1. only about half her face is visible in the last gif, so you're halfway there.

      song was slightly above basic, but it's not topping the charts anytime soon.

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  6. Nine Mises was not nearly sexy enough in this MV. I expected better.

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  7. Still waiting for someone special to say something stupid/horny/criminal/all of the above about Eunjung. Don't disappoint me.

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    1. I want to kidnap Eunjung, spirit her away to a private island far away from the judgmental eyes of your faggot netizens. There, I will caress her slender curves, worship her alabaster thighs, and make sweet music with her cries of pleasure. Her entire body will be wracked with ecstasies, the likes of which she has never known.

      Happy?

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    2. OMFG OPPAR ITS U I WANT TO HAVE UR BABIES!!!1

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  8. i'll save you girl!
    lemme find my cape and outfit

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  9. pff even boram, yes BORAM haz more talent in her little toe than these hoes combined.
    that music was most generic piece of shit ever. nice camera work so ill give it 3/10

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    1. ur hideously stupid

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    2. Hahahaha lmao

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    3. Got to love Rambo!

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  10. you had me at nine mooses

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  11. Hay zakufag can I have ur gifs

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