Thursday, January 5, 2012

AKF's Top Fans of November/December!

We, the writers at Anti Kpop-Fangirl, would like to thank you guys from the bottom of our hearts! It is due to your support that we have become the number one English-speaking, kpop-fangirl-hating site on the world wide web (that uses Blogspot). All thanks to you guys! We have even nabbed the top 3 results for the Google search "suzy is a fat whore", a phrase that managed to place 3,932,261 on Yahoo's 'Trending Now'! Wow!



And so, we have decided to reward 3 of our top commenters. It is with the utmost pride that I present to you, AKF's top fans of November/December:

1. Anonymous (10/10)
2. sulli_fag (6/10)
3. Reehji (4/10)

Wow~ really cool! You guys are truly our most loyal readers. Now maybe you should go an get a life! Jog a marathon or something, seriously what the fuck are you doing on this website all the time?

FAQ:
What is an AKF Top Fan?
Someone who has unlocked all the cool badges and earned at least 10,000 brownie points, as well as someone who comments as fervently as possible on each and every article.

How can I become an AKF Top Fan?
It's simple! Just remember to click all the ads (when and if we do get them), visit our affiliates daily, and comment comment comment! But be sure to remember that none of that actually matters: 10 random articles within the given time-frame (generally 2 months) will be chosen, and the top 3 users that appear the most will win. Spamming on a single article does not count.

What are the prizes?
They will vary each time.
This time around, winners have a choice between a bootlegged copy of any 4minute release or a handjob from any AKF author. Enjoy!

57 comments:

  1. I am such a fan of AKFG

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  2. Anonymous just run the world. LOL

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  3. oh LOL chrome -_-

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  4. +1 for david because he uses incognito

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  5. can someone explain to me why suzy is a whore

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  6. /works hard to take Anon's place next time.

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  7. Dammit! I was SOO close!
    and...
    "handjob from any AKF author"
    I think you guys should be giving these out on a daily basis..

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  8. Lol at you dissing your only fans /giggles

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  9. you must be so proud

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  10. would like my prize now, david.

    <3

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  11. *Throws on Blonde wig*Who run this Motha!
    Or should I throw on some red lipstick and hump the floor like Hyuna?Oh well

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  12. @1:58
    Suzy is a whore because each of us has paid her for sex at least once, the definition of a whore.

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  13. Aiming for that handjob.

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  14. Suzy is a fat whore.

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  15. You are very welcome.

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  16. If I can get 100 likes/upvotes/thumbs up for this comment I will get a handjob from Aurelie

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  17. What the actual fuck you are from Palo Alto? Are you a serial killer

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  18. lol anon keeps spammnig though, so how will anyone else ever win?!

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  19. Suzy is a fat whore.

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  20. I heard Ahjussi give a mean left-handjob.

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  21. And don't forget to feed the fish!

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  22. I don't remember agreeing to giving anyone handjobs. But I mean, if that's in the FAQ, I guess I better honour it.

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  23. OP is still a fag

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  24. Suzy is a fat whore, suzy is a fat whore, suzy is a fat whore, suzy is a fat whore, suzy is a fat whore, suzy is a fat whore, suzy is MY fat whore.

    You bitches cant have her.

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  25. ewww sushit...i mean suji. Nvm, i mean the fat whore

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  26. suzy is a fat whore

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  27. suzy is a fat whore

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  28. suzy is a fat whore

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  29. WHAT IF

    ANONYMOUS IS THE SAME PERSON

    MIND = BLOWN

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  30. @5:55
    OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. ARE YOU ME? DID I TYPE THAT WHILE DRUNK OR HIGH AS SHIT? I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.

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  31. I see those #2 and 3 fuckers here all the time...

    btw, why the fuck do you have such a hate for Suzy? she's just 18 you asshats. Unless her JYP boss decide to whore her out when her group stop making money, she's not a whore yet. She's not having any sex at all cus they signed their private lives away anyway. She's certainly not a fat, even in Korean standard, and by white girl standard She's a fucking stick. What is with you fuckers picking on her?

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  32. ^^i dont think they actually hate suzy.
    they all want to fuck her.

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  33. This isn't a site for loving comments about kpop or its fangirls. It is a site for the opinions of the authors -.-

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  34. Suzy is my fat whore

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  35. Top spot! I am so flattered.

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  36. "suzy is a fat whore" its sarcasm u dumbasses lol we all just wanna rape her inside and out

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  37. Suzy is still a fat whore

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  38. life wouldnt be as cool if we all are straightforward right?

    #sushi is a fat whore

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  39. I want to eat sushi up....damn fat whore, so tasty

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  40. ^ stay away from my fat whore

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  41. I like how you told us to do something, then told us not to do it. o:

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  42. haha, incognito window!
    - your biggest fan <4

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  43. Suzy is a fat whore

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  44. Did you say Brownies??!!

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  45. I wonder what's filed under "STUFF"

    hmmm...

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  46. CHEEZEBURGER SAYS SUZY IS A FAT WHORE

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  47. Everyone says Suzy is a fat whore

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  48. suzy is a fat whore AWWWW YEAHHH UNF UNF

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  49. Suzy is not a fat whore

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