Monday, July 25, 2011

The fragile art of 'selca' (who is the best?)

Being true to the internet age, 'selcas' (a marriage between "self" & "camera") have become a popular method for idols to connect with their fans (think: Dara). There are many factors involved, such as lighting, angle, and other such fuckery, but the end goal is to a) look gorgeous, or b) look interesting. 'a' was of course the original intent, and 'b' was (of course), a twisted result of Kpop's cruel and unusual success rule (you have to be super-hot, super-talented, or super-gay to make it).

Amongst idols that suck ass at taking selcas (think: Dara {again}), G.na is perhaps the worst. Instead of looking 'glamorous' (which is the preferred adjective when it comes to the Canadian, due to her saggy breasts), she manages to look creepy and soulless in every fucking selca she takes. She needs to take lessons from.....

... Hyomin, my choice of 'the-idol-that-takes-the-best-motherfucking-selcas'. Girl is gorgeous, and she knows how to accentuate her beauty by using cute expressions, feet, and various other techniques (you can learn them all from resident ulzzang Ra's al Ghul for a mere blue flower!).

Feel free to comment on who you think is 'the-idol-that-takes-the-best-motherfucking-selcas'.

40 comments:

  1. I agree with you. G.NA is terrible and Hyomin is the best...But I need to mention that Soyeon is good at taking selcas too even though they are always close ups of her face and big sexy eyes that say to me "Do Me"....I mean.........

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  2. dammit...what happened to the real fapping material i used to get from here =/

    hyomin looks like a 12 year old...being banged by a toddler....i mean those are toddler's feet at the back right

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  3. Hyomin is so beautiful. She is what initially drew me to T-ara in "Like the First Time". I think Nana, if she took selcas, could be pretty good at it too as she is so very hot. With the exception of that one she took of herself without make up *shiver*. Kahi also looks wonderful no matter what she does (even without make up). *not After School biased or anything*

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  4. I like Soyeon...
    but I hate the creepy spiders she puts in her eyes.

    On a related note, if you Google-search 'Soyeon selca', nearly every result is a picture of Jiyeon.

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  5. @davidfresh

    What's even funnier is it asks "Did you mean Jiyeon selca"

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  6. need pics of said boob sagging for evidence.

    also, whos Ra's al Ghul? (i know he's a batman villain, i mean in this context)

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  7. I really like that pic of Hyomin, it's so cute, minus the creepy foot lol. Wasn't she a clothes model or something before...?

    BEST idol selca ever:
    http://soneytown.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/110418jessica.jpg

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  8. all of t-ara are the best selca takers i think

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  9. l o l
    When you google "Soyeon selca" it asks you if you meant "Jiyeon selca"

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  10. I wish someone would hurry up and tell G.Na that girl is a damn butterface. Seriously, her face looks old and creepy as fuck.

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  11. Fuck man,dara makes epic ass selcas.Dont hate :p
    This blog is becoming a "we love t-ara" blog.

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  12. Hyomin takes great selcas but I vote Hyosung
    http://www.kpoplive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hyo.jpg
    she acts more cute than Hyomin but not to a sickening amount

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  13. Wow, either Jiyeon takes way too many selcas or Google is now Jiyeon-biased. -_- I prefer Soyeon over Jiyeon to be honest, but on topic, I vote Hyosung ^^

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leeid9E3LC1qcg2yco1_400.jpg

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  14. When come to selca, Hyomin is the winner..NO DOUBT!!! Being an internet ulzzang really gives an advantage to her..?

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  15. LOL OKAY DAVID HATE MOAR

    -prio

    although hyomin fucking rocks

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  16. @ 9:09

    I'm ok with Jiyeon being everywhere.


    Also LOL at everyone who hates DARA. Bitch is more real then most other KPOP bitches.

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  17. ^Even if her 9-year old persona is real, it's annoying.

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  18. ^ I'm sure it's just "COOL" to hate Dara.

    Haters gonna hate!

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  19. what, real how??? lol

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  20. As long as Rainbow keeps posting 47 selcas a week, I'm happy. Especially if they keep posting ones that make you go WTF:
    http://yfrog.com/key5ggj

    And ones with erotic undertones (in a WTF way):
    http://yfrog.com/h4uinlamj

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  21. wow the other day i had to stop and stare at hyomin's picture for a good 5 mins. girl is gorgeous

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  22. @mynameisnotsuzy lol that picture of jessica actually reminds me of a similar one hyomin has.

    here it is; http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/20100525_hyomin_1.jpg

    love jessi, but my vote goes to hyomin.

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  23. Some of the best selcas ever from Jaekyung:
    http://twitpic.com/1h7dpi
    http://twitpic.com/1hmb1c
    http://twitpic.com/1hm9ap

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  24. On the topic of Rainbow and wtf selcas:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e81c_97hcH4/TgpU8A5dG1I/AAAAAAAAAR8/fLFjmHpYyjI/s400/yaaaaam.jpg

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  25. I agree with 아저씨, Jaekyung has the best selcas.

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  26. My Hyomin, the queen of selca.
    Didnt she even teach HAHA and MC Mong during the HAHAmong show how to do selcas :P

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  27. All i see in Hyomin's selca is feet,her pretty face is competing with someone's feet,gross!!I tihnk heechul has the best selcas and and minhyuk(bbomb) from block b boy is beautiful.girls uh.....i dont know.

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  28. They should take lessons from Hong Young Gi, an ugly chick who really looks good in pictures(if you dont know her, try watching Ulzzang Generation).

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuLDrrsd_ButgVF10udWiqyg-VTXr919td36PawlHqelgeb5mZ
    she might look like Soyeon there, but trust me, she looks hideous.

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  29. hyomin's selcas look unnatural.. looks like she PS first all of her pics before she released it XD

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  30. the best selcas, though, are when they wear loose shirts and bend over a little too far.

    that's when they reveal their true character

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  31. you guys being funnt about hyomin ?
    Her long ass horse face!

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  32. Another amazing Jaekyung selca: http://i.imgur.com/sciya.jpg

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  33. I like selcas where skin is shown, but who doesn't?

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  34. Hyomin is the selca queen.
    G.NA's face creeped me out when she first debuted, she looks better now with bangs. It tones down her features.
    But she still creeps me out, I guess her D-cup chest makes up for her fugly face which means that she should take selcas that shows off her boobies and less of her face.

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  35. I don't know for girls because I prefer boys taking selcas...but seriously I don't think anyone looks bad when taking pictures...sorry^^ don't want people hating :(

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  36. I don't know about girls because I prefer boys taking selcas...especially Kiseop <3 but I don't think anyone looks bad in a picture...sorry^^ don't want haters...

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