Thursday, July 28, 2011

What the balls!?

Super Junior announces 5th album concept is ‘Ubersexual’


What?

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Sorry, repeat.

WHAT?

What does that even mean for a concept?!

SME representatives: "their new concept is ‘Ubersexual‘, meaning the boys are pursuing a more stylish and masculine image, but yet it’ll still be sexy and suave" "The teaser has a sensual concept to create more masculine stylish appearance and to let Super Junior members to let out their exotic charm."

To those of you who also blurted out "wtf", this is a definition I found:


... What the balls!?

If the previous teaser pictures released are the "embodiment of the perfect man" and are seriously considered masculine, suave, and sexy, then clearly I need a hardcore ELF to teach me again what a man is because maybe, just maybe, I am the delusional fangirl here thinking this is strange.

39 comments:

  1. @ 아저씨: I am surprised that they used this "slang" word as a concept. Would it be considered slang? I consider anything with "uber" in it as "not a real word". Has using "trend words" been done before as a description for a concept and I just never noticed it?

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  2. The word ubersexual makes me giggle n_n

    Really, this is the best K-Pop concept ever. I'm completely horrified and shocked and I don't think I've laughed this much at a concept before.

    But if SME wanted to make it intriguing then they're doing a good job. People who aren't even fans are curious as to what the fuck this music video is gonna look like.

    lawl I hope this starts a trend among boy groups. More uberfuckery.

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  3. They make jo kwon look like as manly as zuess

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  4. hahahahahahahah i cant do this 'let out their exotic charm'.THE FUCK SM?

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  5. nice catchphrase Shin-B. "What the balls?"

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  6. @ bassfreak: hahaha thankies!! <3

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  7. lol @ "Does that mean the authors here are now ubersexual"

    Fuck yeah who wants to touch my ubersex.

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  8. ^
    Its already been touched ;)

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  9. Contrary to popular belief, I am Heechul, not Shindong.
    Anyone who thinks otherwice can suce ma bite.

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  10. I am an ELF and I'm going "WTF"... Seriously... "Ubersexual"? Are they hoping that shit's gonna catch on? Shisus... Uber was cool thing to say like three years ago...
    With these hideous fashion catastrophes for teaser pics, this damned M/V better be damn good... And I mean, DAMN good... Shisus H. Choi, I need a nap...

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  11. lame and cheap, not cool :C

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  12. I am 한경

    If anyone else said they are, they are wrong. Trust me, I'm 한경.

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  13. Maybe we should update the list somewhere. To recap from today:

    Shin-B is Yesung
    Mynameisnotsuzy is Eunhyuk *shakes fist*
    davidfresh is Heechul (I think friglet wanted it too though so I am not sure)
    아저씨 is Hankyung

    I think initially I read under the banner some time ago that:
    Antikpopfangirl is Leeteuk
    Suckmydee is Siwon

    Correct or not? Anyone feel free to edit my mistakes.

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  14. 13 comments, had to ruin it. 아져씨, why haven't you visited the chatbox?

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  15. It won't let me use 한글 for my name, fucking racist chatbox.

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  16. then that leaves Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Kibum, Shindong & Kangin. Unless you assign 2 more new authors to be Zhou Mi or Henry, (hurrr my personal favorite out of SJ /random output)then.....yeah. :P

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  17. LMAO, talk about lame concept.

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  18. "they are seen as sex icons by females and males because of their admire to their work or physical attributes"
    thats so wtf

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  19. Put your hands up if you think that ShinDong is "ubersexual"

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  20. The concept is (and has been mentioned before in an article on this site) is HOMOTHUGS

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  21. SuJu? Ubersexual? It's downright ridiculous, and that's a new low for SMEnt. They way that recording company promotes SuJu can only be described in ONE word - GAY. Good grief, they look gay and at least one member (Heechul) acts gay.

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  22. i smashed my head against the key-board several times.

    there is no hope D:

    lol then again they could be referring to the mv separate from the teasers?

    am i the only one who remembers..

    http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/ningin/blog/2010/07/shinee2010minho.jpg

    and in all honestly in the MV he looked alright. **sight** SM, why you so mean D:

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  23. Hey, when I apply for contributor, I claim Ryeowookie!

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  24. nothing sexy about Shindong and most of suju, the only one that could even make sexy work in Siwon, and I don't consider him sexy, Handsome maybe, but not sexy. Sexy isn't about looking good, its about a certain sexual and sensual aura that you exude that can cause sexual and sensual feeling in others around you. Hip thrusting and ripping off your top don't automatically make you sexy, neither does posing in avant garde but hey their fans are 5, what do they know about sexuality?

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  25. eh heh. and i thought their concept was gonna be "flaming gaybones" or some such.

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  26. they really wanted to use the word "supersexual" but it would be banned so they decided for uber
    which i don't know what this people are thinking. good things these guys look good except the racist fat boy who needed a lot of photoshop

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  27. suju is a bunch of try hard sluts

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  28. They all look like the bastard child of a rainbow & unicorn threw up on them.
    & since unicorns and mating rainbows aren't real, neither is this ubersexual crap.

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  29. @ 11:50 July 29th

    since when did Shindong become racist? I mean fat? Yeah. Hypocritical? Yea. Unfunny? sure. But racist? when did that happen.

    suju can a bunch of try-hards thats for damn sure.

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  30. I thought their concept was going to be GAY PARADE. I think they could pull that off. They've already kissed on stage, I'm sure delusional fans would want more of that.

    I can totally imagine them singing and dancing to YMCA dressed like this. Oh, fuck.

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  31. 1st thing that comes to my mind is Old Spice commercials. I'm expecting them to ride horses go fishing wear tight suits

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  32. It's german : Über mean over/above

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  33. Wow. Sment is catering exclusively to gay fanboys now. *tearsofjoy*

    Seriously, is any girl/anyone turned on by any of these teasers? Who is your target audience,sment? Who?

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  34. Antidelusionalkpopfanism is Kibum

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  35. Suckmydee is no longer Siwon. She is now Kyunhun.

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