The truth about YG stans: DELUSIONAL

I'm writing this in response to Lickmypunani's post about SM stanners, and answering the request of many in that article for a "truth about YG stanners" post. The general consensus is that SM stanners are crazy and I agree, those bitches are, but arguably the most delusional fans, not just in kpop but in all the world, yes THE WORLD are YG Stans.

I know what some will think or say. "You’re just a hater" or "you're pressed" or "you're an anti."

Hater I am not.

Pressed? Maybe, but it's not my fault, they did this to me.

YG anti? You bet yo ass.

This post is necessary. We need to expose this group and then after a little lynching perhaps, ok maybe not.

Now with all of that said, I will try my hardest to use all that I learned in journalism school, and not give just my opinion about YG stans but give you guys evidence of their delusions. COLD HARD FACTS!

YG stans have this warped view of YG IDOLS and of the “talent” they possess. Lawd knows there is nothing a YG stan enjoys more then to hype up their bias, NOTHING. And of course one would argue that every fan does this, but YG stans take it to another level.

As proof I’d like to call in 2NE1BLAQBANG as my first witness (taken from akp YG will tackle the American market “within the next year or two” )

See people, I'm not crazy, and you know what makes this even scarier is that they actually believe THIS BULLSHIT!!

This poor hopeless sod lives his/her life thinking like this. I actually feel sorry for them, because this is a clear sign of brain damage. No one of sound mind would even think of saying, “GD is a genius at producing and making music as well as writing lyrics. HIS MUSIC IS DEFINITELY MEANINGFUL AND AMERICA NEEDS RAPPERS (this lil fucker called him a rapper, FUCK!!!!) OR A GROUP WHO MAKES MEANINGFUL SONGS.” This shit is as offensive as them calling Big Bang hip hop.

How about this?

“Let’s face it, America has a lot of potential for music, but the ones that get released and become famous are people with LITTLE OR NO TALENT AND OVERUSE AUTOTUNE”.

Oh, the fucking irony. Yes, bash the very industry and country that influences your fucktard idols. This Gay-Dragon you praise so much is majorly influenced by America: the music, the dancing and the pseudo flamboyance. Kanye rip-off anyone? Too bad he doesn’t have the talent to match. On the irony point, I find YG stans have no sense of it at all. All the shit they spew is steeped with irony but they don't see it. *shrugs*

Another great example.

I wouldn't have such a problem with GD or the shit he makes if people didn’t act like it was revolutionary and new. His “music making” ability is mediocre and really shitty at times. Have you heard what that “genius” produces? Same repetitive fast paced beats on every damn song. Don’t believe me? Go have a listen (one after the other) to “Haru Haru,” “Lies,” “Tonight,” and the shittiest song he has ever written “Love Song.” Fucking hell, I hate that song. They all sound the same. “Cafe” is one of the few decent songs he’s written; he almost ruined it by trying to be the Asian Maxwell. Fuck outta here.

It’s scary to know that no one else gets their balls tickled and sucked half as much as GD, just ask Myungsoo when he comes up for air. Bish is sucking GD’s dick all day, err’ day.

Another thing YG stans are incapable of doing is spazzing about their idols without bringing down other idols. They will shit all over other idols saying shit like “Big Bang writes their own music unlike your oppa who sucks.” Yeah they do, but it’s not Grammy winning material. “YG makes real music, unlike your >other company mainly SM<” or my personal favourite “YG has artist and not Idols, yes Bigbang and 2ne1 are artist, they are originals even adidas says so.”

“Our groups set trends and they lead,
Haters are on us like fleas
you hate us coz we cocky,
but we don't like you either
......we're YG stans
......they're cheerleaders~ “

Yeah sure, unicorns and leprechauns exist.

“YG family is better in every way, they are not fake, they have real personalities unlike your idols,fake bitches”

"Real" and "YG" shouldnt be in the same sentence. Grandma Park Bom anyone?

Plastic fa-freakin-tastic

This is accurate.

Or even better.

credits : iyou.

I would say something about Dara fans but we have posts about Dara's cray cray fans so I won't waste your time.

I find CL fans aren't as bad, except for the tard who said "CL is the best girl rapper that will ever enter the kpop industry."

Yg stans don’t suck this fuckery out of their thumbs, they get it from that creep and douche nozzle, Yang Hyun Suk.

“The reason YG Entertainment has been so passive with international advancements was because we spent a lot of time on the production of music. We wanted to take the music we were doing in Korea over to the Japanese and European market.”

That fucker brown-nosing himself. They don’t quit.

I know I look pressed, but the thing is, I used to like Big Bang in the beginning when I first got into K-pop. I even spazzed with the fans when GD& TOP released their album. I was genuinely excited and I kinda stan 2NE1, but now I see these assholes for what they really are. A bunch of retarded little fangirls and boys who don’t know jack shit about music but pretend they do, just because they have GD’s album on replay. If I were to ask them who Afrika Bambaataa is, they wouldn’t know. Who MC Lyte is, who Erykah Badu is, who Mos Def is? They wouldn’t know, but they have the gall to brand YG IDOLS as artists; this shit, more than anything else, really pisses me off.

And thus ends my rant. If it’s not long enough for you, I'm sorry but I'm kinda buzzed from the wine I was drinking while writing this. If it's too long, I'm sorry I'm kinda buzzed from the wine I was drinking while writing this. If you’re a YG stan and hate this post, then my job is done, the good lawd can come and take me home. Amen.

Oh and hi! I'm Liley the Hangeng of this blog. No, more like Kyuhyun.