Thursday, February 11, 2016

10 Types of People That Confuse Jimin

Remember this:



A while ago someone made a similar one with Jimin which I thought was funny so I thought it would be a nice way to get it out of my system if I did a whole blog of moments when Jimin* was confused.


1. "The Fake Talent-Obsessed "

Person: GFriend is so ugly, they'll never get anywhere.
Person: *Only talks about how they stan talent*
Jimin:


2. "The Pseudo Boy Group Snob"

Person: Boy groups are so generic
Person: *Has only listened to Big Bang and Super Junior*
Jimin:


3. "The Double-Standard Perpetrator: Western Pop VS. Eastern Pop Edition"

Person: I hate girl groups with sexy concepts.
Person: *Stans Beyonce and Lady Gaga*
Jimin:


4. "The Closet-Pervert: Anime Edition"

Person: I hate the perverted angles in K-pop it looks so trashy.
Person: *Watches the fuck out of anime for the perverted angles*
Jimin:

5. "Doesn't-Practice-What-They-Preach Preacher"

Person: The authors of AKF are so mean!!!
Person: *Makes malicious comments towards the authors that involve rape/murder or other types of physical harm*
Jimin:


6. "Closet Pervert: Cute Concept Edition"

Person: I hate it when idols are forced to do sexy concepts. It's so sexist.
Person: *Only stans idols who are forced to do cute concepts*
Jimin:


7. "Closet-Pervert: Sexy Concept Edition"

Person: I hate it when idols are forced to do cute concepts. It looks so unnatural.
Person: *Only stans idols who are forced to do sexy concepts*
Jimin:


8. "Double-Standard Perpetrator: Yeri VS. Tzuyu Edition"

Person: I don't stan Yeri because she's under-aged.
Person: *Stans Tzuyu (who's younger than Yeri)*
Jimin:


9. "The Self-Proclaimed Nutritionist"

Person: Red Velvet is fat!!!
Person: *Calls Red Velvet too skinny and anorexic when they lose weight*
Jimin:


10. "Hypocritical Fandom: VIP Vs. BTS Edition"

Person: I hate BTS's fans, they bring BTS into everything!
Person: *Is a VIP that claims every boy group steals from Big Bang on all social media*
Jimin:



So yeah, hoped you enjoyed this bizarre post. I might come up with more and feel free to leave any suggestions. I enjoyed this a whole lot more than I thought I would.

* "Jimin" is me. As in his reaction in the picture is my reaction when I see these types of people.

Here's a fancam of AOA's Motherfuckin' Top Madame Jimin performing "Confused" if this wasn't your cup of tea:

19 comments:

  1. Number 5 is so true, I'm surprised I didn't think of it before

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  2. kinda oot? AOA cream's song suck donkey ass, I seriously did not expect that kind of trashy song with the concept, thought it's gonna be more like coco sori/orange caramel

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    1. I thought the song was just ok. The music video was just typical generic AOA stuff just cuter and more otaku friendly.

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    2. Idk, I really liked it, the concept was cool
      At the end of the day, it's AOA. It's definitley the AOA sound, but then again, Orange Caramel uses a totally different sound than Afterschool's, so idk.

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  3. Another example of number 5 was when Soyeon reportedly had an automobile accident in 2012 and all the netizens were gloating about it.

    To quote Zaku, "No one seems to remember that all this talk of "karma" is a two-way street. Wishing ill on someone else and taking glee at another's pain/misfortune seems to beg for a karmic bitchslap of their own."

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    1. Zaku was almost always on point with his articles. I don't know what he's doing now.

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    2. He's fapping to sports and anime on Twitter.

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  4. "The Self-Proclaimed Nutritionist" - So fucking true.
    By the way that Jimin face is priceless.

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    1. I can't stop laughing every time I look at it!

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  5. I have no clue who this is and what this was, but the video was ok.

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    1. As long as you get something out of it, it's all good.

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    2. As long as you get something out of it, it's all good.

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  6. Awesome, I use that meme all the time.

    #9, ugh. This especially applied to Joy. We have the same body type and it's really hard to shed off weight even if the weight gain is pretty small tbh

    But eh, Joy's thighs are life. Fuck everyone else

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  7. I was confused to because I was expecting Jimin with boobs.

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    1. There is a fancam of AOA's Jimin at the end of the post for this very reason.

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    2. Much appreciated. Next time the curve of Joy please?

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  8. Omg that one about yeri is so true. I am sotired of people being cruel to her and then praiseing tzuyu or the three under age april girls. No offense to tzuyu and april though i love TWICE.

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