Another Sunday, another Sunday Shitpost. It's the first post-football Sunday, and since baseball season is still two months away, the Sunday Shitpost is the only entertainment that I look forward to on Sundays.
News Story #1: Victoria is SM's real robot, takes on another drama
Victoria is a true robot, which makes sense, as it did seem impossible that a human could look as good as she does. Starting from the tail end of 2014, Victoria has filmed "My New Sassy Girl" (airs this year in theaters), "Beautiful Secret" (just finished airing), "My Best Friend's Wedding" (I think it's supposed to come out this year in China), participated in f(x)'s "4 Walls" comeback, and is currently filming "Ice Fantasy" in China.
News Story #2: Twice wishes us all a Happy Valentine's Day
tfw you want Momo to be your valentine, but then realize that she's only into girls.
News Story #3: Jung Chaeyeon (Produce 101) has her past photos revealed
I never really understood the obsession of pre-debut photos. 1) She isn't going to bear any of my kids, so it's not like I care if she's natural or not. 2) She's hot now, so I don't give a fuck what she looked like pre-debut.
News Story #4: Some guy thinks GD could make it in America
News Story #5: Yuri and Hyomin eat each other's cotton candy
There were heavily circulated rumors that Yuri was in a love triangle with Sohn Ye Jin and Han Ye Seul. Since netizens put so much stock into these rumors, they must be true! Therefore, it is confirmed that Yuri tongue-fucked Hyomin's pussy and asshole.
News Story #6: My album is doing well
Keep buying my album. The more I sell, the less I have to promote, which means more time for me to write for AKF!