What's up UCAADs? A lot of news to cover this week in the Sunday Shitpost.
News Story #1: Jessica finishes recording solo album
I personally can't wait. Watch it top the charts because of all of her international fans while Koreans cry-fap to the album. They'll bitch about it on Nate while listening to the albums on full blast while fapping/fingering themselves to Jessica's jacket photos.
News Story #2: Moonbyul confirms that she's a lesbian
Moonbyul states "I personally really like hearing that we are the 'girl crush.'"
Using my innate Korean logical thinking, this confirms that Moonbyul is a lesbian. Given that Moonbyul is a fan of Krystal, who is a major lesbian herself, this totally makes sense and I am rolling with it.
News Story #3: CLC's new member tries to be in a group and on Produce 101 at the same time
I don't follow "Produce 101" at all, but there's always so many articles about them. I don't see how people are complaining about this at all (if people are even complaining, as I said, I don't follow this show, but we're talking about the K-pop fandom here) since some Dia members are also in the show.
News Story #4: Hyoyeon to hold a lecture about beauty
This article has to be a joke, right?
News Story #5: Hani to take a break from varieties
Not that I really care since I don't watch very many varieties (just the group-centered ones for the most part), but this is probably the best for Hani, who has been overexposed. I can't follow K-pop as closely as I did a couple of years ago, but whenever I'm reading Soompi, it's rare to go a day without an article about Hani.
News Story #6: A new girl group, Princess, is gearing for debut
This is a new group from a newly formed agency, so who knows how it will turn out. However, I have generally liked a lot of the new girl groups to come out since Red Velvet debuted, so maybe the group will be good.
News Story #6: Yura has a horrible diet and Jang Hyuk gives her good advice
Yura has a shitty dieting plan, but luckily all-around badass Jang Hyuk was around to give her better advice.
"Eat and exercise," was the gist of it.
Therefore, I have a new regimen to recommend to Yura. Jack me and suck me off and swallow. She'll get a protein shake from me after her workout.