Tuesday, August 7, 2012

AKF Spy Report #IDF remember (Boram Edition)

This time around, AKF had a chance to catch up with the next global superstar...Boram for some serious business. Although bullying someone is a time consuming job, Boram had rescheduled the daily routine to talk about life for a moment.


AFK representative had recorded the whole conversation, but due to the drama running wildly around last week, we cannot release the exclusive mixtape...duck tape audio tape just yet. Sorry for the inconvenience.  However, you can check out our typed conversation below ( it's a lossless file, mind you. The output is a discrete follower....nvm)



Rep: Hello Boram, how are you doing? Thanks for having us here today!

Boram: Hehehe...hee...hee what mon...


Rep: Boram, are you alright? What's that smell you're having right there?

Boram: *keeps smiling* nuthin' major....a few puffs here and there with my motherfuckin' G-D.

Rep: Good to know Boram, is this the reason why you're always chill as fuck on stage?

Boram: Yea man, life's a bitch and then we die....that's why we get high 

Rep: I agree Boram, gimme a few puffs too afterward mmk? Real shit right here, fuck this world aight? You're my new true idol Boram.

Boram: Aight cool, lemme ask GD out to join us later....what are you here for again?

Rep: I don't fucking remember...OH YEAH, what do you think about Hwayoung being kicked out?

Boram: *began sobbing* You don't have to mention that story again, do you?

Rep: I'm sorry but was there anything going on?

Boram: It was supposed to be a public stunt that fucking backfired T_T, anyhow, i'm sad now that I'm being useless once again. My only job was to beat up that cunt, and I love beating people who are taller than 5 feet  ;[. Now, Qri will shit on me for being useless and consume too much trees on the daileey basis.

Rep: Sad to hear Boram, I won't push you any further. Fuck it, let's have a joint together right now mmk. Fuck Qri, and the rest...they will never be as kool as you are my nigg.


Our conversation ended there. After the weed, she spilled some other stuff such as wearing no underwear on stage...but I'm sure you guys aren't interested in those useless facts amirite?


for those of you who are wonderin' about the Life's a bitch part....




26 comments:

  1. disclaimer: Facts might/might not be true. Don't sue me CCM ;(

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  2. This made me like Boram. Ur doing it wrongg.

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  3. You wrote her as if she has personality...
    Not sure if win or fail.

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  4. I knew this was fake as soon as I read the bit about Qri actively doing something

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    1. She loves to masturbate to my facebook pictures... My facebook picture..

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  5. Her circle lenses enthused blank stare still freaks the hell out of me though.

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  6. Boram DOES have a useful purpose - providing everyone weed and whatever shit can get you on high.

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  7. i thought her only purpose was being a midget xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  8. I thought this was about Bora. G-Druggin and Borass 5ever niqqa!

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    1. bora and gd?
      SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP :)

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    2. the goddess bora does not approve of this message :[
      Boram however.....

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    3. Yeah and gd is having dreadlocks on his new solo.
      I told ya gais
      Bob marley is gd inspiration!

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  9. Btw in second foto the qurl on the far left look like she has double chin

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  10. Those legs are finger lickin' good! Suddenly i feel like i want to eat fried chicken drumstick

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  11. Mother of lord she's probably the same height as I am and I'm like... 13 years younger than her. O.O
    You made her sound like a good person, me no lovey dovey.

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    1. i still dont get how i made her look like a good person :/

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  12. I really don't get this article..

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    1. 'Snack' is Boram's favourite code for weed. Sometimes she shares them with other member. I'm just assuming things. lol

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  13. You ever heard yayaya... On weed? o_O

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  14. Boram butt look nice in that pic. Bet her butthole is brown.

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