Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Idol Selling Self on Internet Advertisements - Online Dating Riding the Hallyu Wave

I was browsing the interwebs today and found one of those terrible advertisements on the side selling Asian women to single, middle aged, obese men living in their mother's basement who are unable to interact in social environments and are in need of a mail order bride to cure their Asian fever (not a run-on sentence at all). Also known as Asian women trying to get a passport to Canada or the United States of America.


And I would have glanced over it with no attention as I normally do with lame ads. But this one caught my eye because it reminded me of someone.

The Boyfriend twins.

Would not you agree that there is some resemblance? 

I tried finding photos of the boys with similar facial expressions to justify my point
Clearly, my endeavour did not work out as well as I hoped
Okay, that is enough Boyfriend pictures for me for one year
I guess either Youngmin or Kwangmin are looking for alternative options just in case Boyfriend takes a dive compared to the other young boy groups like EXO and BAP. I mean, finding a sugar daddy wouldn't be that hard for such handsome young men, correct? 

Heh, I like the selling line of "These women desperately want a boyfriend!". Is it because you were kicked out of Boyfriend, Young/Kwangmin, and are looking for replacements? 

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And being that it is 4:30am, I also decided it would be a fun idea to caption some photos of the lovely boys. This is how I imagined the Jo twins would advertise themselves. 

Someone did the gender crossing photoshopping for me!




Or maybe I am just seeing things in my tired, delusional state. 

But you have to admit, Youngmin and Kwangmin could be pretty girls.

32 comments:

  1. Inb4 sulli article of hyoyeon craigs list

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    1. They would do well on craigslist.

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    2. I remember many requested that to be weekly!
      Wae u no deliver opa!

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    3. Honesty I thought if I did it too much it would lose it's LOLZ factor. Not sure if I will do it again...maybe but not sure.

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    4. IMY SULLI OMG WTF!!!1 PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAFSDFSAFDSAFGLKASDHF

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  2. dude looks like Jessica in blond hair....cannot unsee ~_~

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  3. Elly Tran Ha - she's an old sensation of the interwebs.

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    1. seriously she must be like 50 years old now

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    2. Why do Asian porn ads love using her image?

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    3. Natalie Tran > Elly Tranny Ha

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  4. This post makes Hyomin cry! T_T

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  5. I actually think they are attractive.... as both girls and guys ._.

    LOL. You're funny XD

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  6. The girl was rly cute but after comparing it was groce

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  7. And i never knew those ads were for mail order brides

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  8. MY EYES MY EYES!!!!

    My eyes bleed everytime I see those troll faces.

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  9. Shit, when did they get that D cup sized breast enhancement?

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  10. I need to dump my girlfriend

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  11. I like it when Shinbi writes an actual article!

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    1. I love how we were just talking about this last night.

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    2. You guys were talking about me?

      Was it bad?

      ... Am I in trouble?

      I need to know!

      ...

      Talking behind my back is bullying ;___;

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    3. Yeah, about how you haven't written a real article in like six months. Then you wrote a real article. It's like you can read minds.

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    4. Major deja vu. I bet Shinbi was disguised as an anon O_____O

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  12. I didn't get a lady boner
    Some ugly as trans gender vacant doll looking pop glittery freaks boyfriend twins are just to fug

    Fuck you and this article
    Waste time when real butch looking hot korean women are out there. Like that he/she thing name Amber F(x). She can sit on my face any time.

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    1. I know amber isn't korean she is some type of chinese but still find her more attractive

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    2. "she is some type of chinese"

      lol at your quote

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  13. dude she's hot...and i don't see any resemblance.

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  14. The boyfriend twins always made me think they belong as anime characters somewhere. Doing anime things, with anime people, and anime stuff.

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  15. The Jo twins are the scariest fucking things, I think I had a nightmare about them once. People actually write twincest fanfics about them *shudders*

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