Saturday, August 18, 2012

Enter the G-Tang Clan (24 Joints)

Our beloved G-Druggin turns 24 today, and it is time to celebrate YG STYLE~!!

OPPA DRUGGIN STYLE


Being the jjangbak entertainment company that they are, the YG Family threw GD a huge banquet in his honor. AKF got the exclusive scoop inside the YG celebrations.

The party started off with the usual YG debauchery.

Party like rock stars, that's the YG way of life.
Everyone got completely fucked up, but not before the gifts were passed out. First, the cake was brought out amid a thunderous roar of approval and awe.

Estimated cost: $5000 for cake and 24 joints' worth of premium marijuana.
The YG artists all chipped in to give GD 24 bitches for his own personal use.

Only 7 pictured because the other 17 were told to wait back in the hotel room. Not enough room
in the picture for all 24.

Jeremy Scott also made an appearance, giving GD a $1000 gift card to use on his eponymous clothing line. Several of his close friends (read: nugus) also presented him with their gifts of various gift baskets full of marijuana, makeup products, and even a DIY hair dyeing kit. Waiting to be the last but certainly not least, YG himself stood up to make a short speech.

"GD, you are one of my oldest and finest dicksleeves. Aha, I meant 'employees.' And it has been an honor to have you serving me. Err, I meant 'have you under me.' Um, I mean 'be in Big Bang.' I hope you enjoy my gift." At this point, YG reached under the table and pulled out a large box to give to GD. Quickly tearing it open, the entire crowd grew quiet with anticipation.

With an almost schoolgirlish squeal of glee, GD sprang up and screamed "I LOVE IT!!" He whipped out his gift and proudly held it aloft:

Estimated cost: $750
It is currently unknown how long the party lasted until because our reporter's transcript is completely illegible at this point. He was found facedown in a puddle in front of YG Entertainment's headquarters, and has been out cold since being placed in the hospital to recover from overdosing on the cocktail of illegal drugs and bathsalts he consumed at the YG birthday party.

What a happy birthday indeed, GD!

**Many thanks to our intrepid reporter for the pictures and scoop, our prayers go out to his speedy recovery.**

12 comments:

  1. I thot reehji was the one who wrote this fagfic

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    1. Did you liek da delicious caek?

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    2. I don't think the part with the cake really happened

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  2. those are some metal-ass pants in the needle pic

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  3. LEAVE G-DRUGGIN ALONE. AND PREEZ STAWP CALLING HIM A DRUGGIE. HIS NAME IS G-DRAGON AND ITS THE NAME HE WAS BORN WITH. HE DIDNT MEAN TO SMOKE MARIJURANA, HE WAS STRESSED BECAUZ OF HOW HE WILL HANDLE ALL OF HIS MONEY.

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    1. AND NOT ONLY IS IT HURTING G DRAGON UNNIE, BUT IT IS ALSO HURTING HIS ORANGES. A STREAM OF TEARS ARE FALLING DOWN MY KEYBOARD AS I AM TYPING THIS. TT_TT

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  4. i would share a blunt with him. nooo problemm.

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  5. haters will hate....big bang is the best girl band ever :3

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  6. G Dragon must have woken up in a pool of Seungri and Taeyang piss with his dick smelling like T.O.P.'s shit the next day.

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  7. This article made me laugh my ass off. The cake pic was the best though.

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