Friday, August 24, 2012

Rainbow attempts to stay relevant through fan-service; succeeds.

From tease pulling their tops off to slapping their vaginae (it's a real word) while singing "come come come come to me", Rainbow has always been notorious for being excessively sexual. But why the fuck is that a bad thing? The people that slut-shame Rainbow are the very same that draw idol hentai, write fanfics, ect. This is what we want, isn't it? Well, isn't it?

I, for one, welcome our new sex overlords. In fact, I pray that other girl groups follow suit. I'm fucking tired of seeing 2NE1 wannabes that a) try to promote female empowerment, and b) are butt-ugly (not specifically calling out SPICA or anything. Nor am I saying they are exempt from it though. FUCK IT, I MEAN SPICA). Fuck that, we need more Rainbow wannabes. These girls have achieved the perfect balance between satiating our needs, and still keeping us hungry (let's face it, if they were straight out doing porn, we wouldn't give two shits), and for that, they should worshipped. Give Jaekyung a fucking medal or something!


  1. I thought david was back...

    Since korea decided that the A dance was too obscene, rainbow covertly gives us fanservice. Such an awesome group. Jisook can suck a mean microphone.

  2. I don't really watch them not troll enough by fans
    But that pic, the first one, those shirts is just cray
    Bitches can sake their ass and make it seem like they're hungry for dick but not hire a stylist?

  3. there arent 2 ends to that microphone stupid

  4. 50 points for a Davidfag article
    50 points also for being exceptionally coherent
    Minus 1000 for using memes