Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 11

This week's contribution comes from Gortzilla, who I believe found the craziest fangirl out there:

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But keep reading after the page break! It gets better! (or really, crazier)





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Holy crap, woman.

What in the fuck?

I am embarrassed for this girl. I know, I know - we should protect people's privacy. And I am all for that. But seriously, this fangirl had to be known. I mean, if she is already publicly making a foolish fangirl of herself, why not help promote her?

Seriously, I do not even know where to begin. There is just so much to say that you can actually become speechless. This is atrocious! Like, holy balls. I want to comment on everything, yet I do not even want to touch this with a ten foot pole. My mind is imploding with this insanity! Who actually does this!?

I could not finish reading any of them. Just too much terrible in one sitting. But here are some choice comments I picked out from her rants:
"It's not stupidity... it's extreme dedication :3"
Hmm. Well, cat-face-smileys do make everything more credible.
Just joking. Your ideas (and dreams in general) are stupid. Super Junior does not give a shit whether or not you do all this crap. As long as they get money and gifts, that is all they care about.
But, I suppose she actually did have a relatively alright plan. Can you imagine if these psychotic fangirls actually used their brains for good? They might actually achieve something meaningful in life if they did so! Keep accomplishing nothing, girls! Girl power!

Also, do you ACTUALLY think, in your pathetic ideal world, that you are married to Khyuhun (I know, I know. She's trolling. I hope)? Oh, that is precious. They really should censor 12 year old girls on the internet. Oh puberty, you do wonders on people.

I like how she puts facts about herself and an entire story about her life with Suju like people actually care. It must be nice to still have a childlike imagination.

Also, that "HEHEHE KYUHYUN-OPPA AND I ARE ACTUALLY MARRIED, SO CRAZY BITCHES GET OFF LOLOL HE IS MINE AND WE HAVE 2 KIDS AND THESE ARE THE PICTURES AND I AM PREGNANT WITH THE NEXT ONE CAUSE WE TOTALLY BANGED (LMAO I SAID BANGED LIKE SEX CAUSE I AM TOTALLY OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS) AND THIS IS A RUN ON SENTENCE~!!1! LOVE YOU KYUHYUN-OPPA XOXO~" (not verbatim. But this is how I imagined it is like inside her mind) is beyond disturbing. There are psychologists and psychiatrists for you, dearest ELF.

Finally, I did not finish reading her letter to her "hubby". I could not get through it. But that last picture she had on it? Yeah, I can imagine that look of disgust would be his face if he ever saw her. Assuming he would even look at her.

Ughh. I need a shower.


If anyone has choice comments that they want to share on "Stupid Things Fangirls Utter", please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

EDIT: I resized the pictures and added EXPAND links so it wouldn't be such a massive chore to scroll through. You're welcome. (--Zaku)

52 comments:

  1. I'll admit I read the futile "Get Suju to america plan." completely, but the Kyuhyun love letter, I just kind of skipped through because it's basically something you read on like..EVERY damn page of Kpop secrets.

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  2. literally inb4 sujunk

    dont disappoint us sujunk oppar

    p.s i like how they did it in complete sentences with proper english. those are the more subtle crazy

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  3. Read all of it.

    Hated every single minute of it.

    I don't feel so good...

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  4. This is why I don't understand why Ever Lasting Fucktards get so excited when Super Junior's physical sales are high. They know damn well that it's a few people buying multiple copies of the album. That explains why they are way behind Big Bang, SNSD, and TVXQ in terms of popularity and public recognition despite having better physical sales than all of them.

    I wish SM would grow some fucking balls and merge EXO like they originally planned to do and pull the plug on these losers. They haven't been breathing on their own for a while so take them off the life support and let them R.I.P.

    And this bitch . . . Kyuhyun really? Over Donghae? Over Siwon? Really bitch? really?

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    1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder mmmk
      There is someone. not gonna say who.
      That would pick daesung over top and gd and taeyang

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    2. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    3. p*mpm*sneak*rs June 23, 2012 3:35 AM
      Some similarities I see

      P.O.T. and C.R.A.P. are two of the wackest rappers in the game whose bullshit Engrish makes me cringe; their stage names are also monkey balls awful

      Every time I see Chunji I want to punch him in the throat; every time I see G Dragon I want to punch him in the throat

      I want to have sex with Deasung; I want to have sex with L Joe

      Taeyang's head is way too big for his body; Changjo's head is way too big for his body

      Niel looks like Sebastian from Little Mermaid; G Dragon looks like Ursula from Little Mermaid

      Simon er. . . . Ricky is too irrelevant for me to care about

      Both V.I.P.s and Angels need massive amounts of dick in their life to cure their obvious retardation


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      wait theres more!

      pi*pmysne*kers June 25, 2012 5:36 AM
      Seungri is a douche bag to the highest degree but I would fuck him nine ways from sunday. I bet he's into some really freaky shit.

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    4. Siwon?
      fangirl is clearly crazy but her gaydar is working

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    5. And tvxq isnt really popular in korea
      Since jyj went money hungry

      Well actually db5k never really got a high digital sale
      Korea boycott them


      Why the fuck ppl forget about that?
      Maybe bcuz all of them got talent
      And. Song quality >>suju

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    6. *sheepishly raises hand* I think that person is me... Well, at least I'd pick him over prissy bitch TOP and Miniyang. Gdruggin still has the top spot for now. XD

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    7. You're damn right I would pick Daesung over GDYBTOP. Big Bang's hyung line keeps getting more grotesque by the minute. Have you seen OOAK?

      Siwon's body is banging. You can pillowcase the face and get your groove on. Kyuhyun is fucking tore up from the floor up and bears a striking resemblance to Yang Hyun Suk.

      You're also right when you say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I would gouge my fucking eyes out Gloucester style if I found myself looking and Kyuhyun in that way.

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    8. Y'all niggas crazy, TOP is da b2st with Seungri in second.

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    9. i would pick dae over gd and seungri

      nohomo

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  5. I can't read the second screencap and I can't find this girl anywhere...is this from the old 6theory forum? :o

    Oh man...I really wanted to read the second screencap...

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    1. Yeah, sorry. I do not know why the pictures are not coming up properly. I am trying to re-size it, but "X-large" is actually smaller than original size. Sorry about that. I know it is hard to read.

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    2. You should try uploading the second one on Minus.com, it doesn't have dimension restraints.

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  6. Oh,I remember reading that first one.
    I cried laughing.ELFs are fucking nuts. xDDDDDDDDDD

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  7. wtf is this shit...
    seriously those fucking delisional elfs need calm tits down...bitch please no kpop group cant break US market because like koreans, US also racist...ching chang chong if you know what I mean...

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  8. Too much shit. An I only saw the first pic.

    This is the first time that I thanked my slow internet because I didn't get to read all the screencaps.

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  9. Oh look, her beloved oppars are still releasing songs. So much for that 'last chance' shit ELFs pulled to get that holocaust of a song "Mr Simple" to win things.

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  10. oh god...
    what is it that kpop does to people? no intelligence found.

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  11. wut

    Read up till the Lady Gaga part and skipped the rest.
    Came back to read the Kyuhyun part.

    wut

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  12. Well at least she got one word spot on : OBSESSION. That's crazy and expensive. Which student in their right mind has that kind of money to spend on CDs! I don't anyway...but I'm poor she should support me instead if she just wants to throw away money.

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  13. Really this bitch is trippin'
    Who does this...I mean she does this
    You should send her this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0aVka8zmFw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    I bet this is how hitler got popular

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    1. Lol, I was thinking something similar while reading this. These fan-girls make perfect fascists. They'd make the Schutzstaffel cream their pants.

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  14. Yu guys jelly coz KyuxNs Yoonji and YesungxJiyeon. Jk...Butt yah, if i could, Suju would only include Donghae henry KRY kangin eunhyuk..if only they were good looking...sighed* eh at least all of them were attractive at one point cept Eunhyuk

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    1. Siwon is talentless. But he gets suju them cfs

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    2. I miss da days when he was a handsome horse...no he is just an odd looking horse

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    3. Its okay. Still better looking than daesung

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    4. Scuse me butt r u Sooyoung is a Fat Whore??

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    6. ? no , lol
      im pretty sure ive been longer in here.. or not . idk

      daesung is actually my fav in bb for your information

      and wtf is wrong with akf? i put a comment
      and then another comment and the first comment dissapear :O
      so i combine em.

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  15. This crazy fangirl needs to be sent to North Korea :D

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  16. oh god Sabi?

    I used to know her on the original akp forums a couple of years ago. Damn, she got stupid.
    /I never did quite figure out whether or not she was kidding about the whole I'm-married-to-BBQ thing though. I guess she had it in her?

    It's a shame cause she's actually really hot.

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    1. "she's actually really hot"

      why is she wasting her time on fugkyu then...

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    2. Kyu used to be so gorgeous around the Bonamana promotions, though. He's stopped working out+ started drinking again since then.

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  17. The second one is impossible to read; it's way too small. Which is a pity, I found that deranged fangirl specimen fairly amusing. Before K-Pop, I have never seen such delusional fangirlism. Oh wait, what am I talking about... There was Tokio Hotel...

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  18. You guyz are totz ridic. I make plans like this all the time.

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  19. So she's on an island naked with Kyuhyun (who's naked as well)...? so delusional. Too tired to even be disgusted by her.

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  20. why is she spending all her stupid money on suju CD's?? what about people who dont even have money?! and the love letter? delusional.

    btw, i'm new here. um...hi!~

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    1. Hello, ♥Peaches_n_Cream♥!

      Welcome to the Anti Kpop-Fangirl family!

      Please enjoy your stay here. If you have any questions, please feel free to notify one of our staff members and we will accommodate you as best as we can.

      Let me be the first to welcome you again.

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  21. I really don't get it... As an ELF, I really don't get this girl.

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