Friday, August 24, 2012

[MV Review] Kara - Pandora a.k.a. DSP cockblocks my eyeballs


My eyes haven't been this frustrated since the Japanese version of Bo Peep Bo Peep.

This review is mostly images so read after the jump.


First off, I'll save you the trouble and give you the two lingering shots of the MV that aren't a dude staring at a pink flower-like box (I'll spare you the symbolism commentary)

Legs, legs, legs!
My lovely wife

For the rest of the MV it made me feel like a dog trying to "get" the dot from a laser pointer on the floor.
"WHY IS IT SO FAST?"
"WHY CAN'T I CAPTURE IT?"
"WHERE DID IT GO?"

Here are are some of the different strategies that DSP uses to make you lose your fucking mind.

Distance
It's like I could reach out and use binoculars. (this is the closer view they gave)
Nice room but a closer look at her legs or eyes would be better.
Blur
I feel like there's something sexy somewhere in there.
Off-Screen Action
She is doing something hot with her ass. You know... down there... where you can't see...
Bad Angles
So close to being awesome and yet so far. This shot also suffered from...
 Quick Cuts
This shot lasted 0.04 seconds before cutting to a shitty view.
Stylist Terrorism
She looks like a goddamn vampire, and not in the sexy way.
lol wat
 Obfuscation
Shawty may or may not be gettin low.
I feel like I need to add that this has continued past the MV in some sort of evil collaboration with music shows, including an extension of the stylist terrorism by giving them some strange half-lingerie, half-battlearmor that they wear on top of their other clothing to make sure their upper-body curves are completely blocked from view.

I must say that as hot as they were in most of the MV, this pales in comparison to Go Go Summer, both in the MV and live performances where Japanese PDs knew what to do far more than Korean PDs. It's a shame, because it's actually a pretty cool style for them, a very easy, natural step in the "mature" direction, one which they wanted to take. I think like most others, I am most excited to see them let Jing be all sexy and womanly now.

22 comments:

  1. my baby jing is so hot.

    There are some wtf moments in the MV, though I didnt care much because all I saw was sex sex sex...

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  2. Their dance is gonna get censored
    Fucking a korea
    These bitches are just showing some leg and shoulder
    I feel like 1400s is makin a comeback

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  3. KARA goes wild~ legs legs legs --"

    where's boobies!? ah dafuq~

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  4. So...the rap was actually my favorite part of the song.

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  5. i'm loving the "fingering" move at 0:51

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  6. not related to the video but... sweetune is amazing, the way he uses the guitar/bass(guitar)/horns/synths in this song is just aweeeeesomeeeeeeee!

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  7. Korea new stupid rule

    The end of hangul wave

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    1. *crosses fingers*

      Signs of the downwards spiral. The end is beginning.

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  8. agreed. also hara looked really weird in all of her getups, but i was really into all of them.

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    1. now that's a bold faced lie and you know it. No-one is that ugly let alone uglier.

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  10. I don't even give a fuck, this is KARA, bias forces me too love everything in this mv and the song.
    Well, i can't love what they did to Hara, she looks so... well, vampire like, it's not attractive at all. The rest are ok though, but as already stated, the way they make Nicoles sexy blonde hair into some ugly bang with the back tied up. Not good. Only complaints though.

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  11. Don't care. KARA bias is KARA biased. Song is good,dance is good, MV is good.

    Don't get how people call KARA "ugly" and yet say they are only popular because of their looks. IMO KARA holds the title of group surviving mainly on looks cause. Best looking girl-group over-all IMO.

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    1. They survive because they're one of the few idol groups who doesn't release shitty title tracks constantly.

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  12. WHY DID THEY RUIN NICOLE IN THE WHITE OUTFIT???????
    That stylist should be fired! It's okay though, Nicole makes up for it in the orange outfit.....HOT!!!

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    1. Nicole's face messes her up. DAT SQUARE FACE!

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  13. i just can't get that into kara. But I most say...your wife and Gyuri are the prettiest of the members.

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