Thursday, August 30, 2012

KARA are BAD PEOPLE

**This message brought to you by the Korean Ministry of Gender Equality and Family (MOGEF)~!!**

MONEY CHANGES PEOPLE, MONEY FUCKING CHANGES PEOPLE.

"FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY?" WHAT HAPPENED TO "CUTE KIDS GET HONEY?"

As you may have heard by now, KARA's recent comeback has been mired in several controversies, and they are setting a BAD EXAMPLE for our impressionable youths who fap to look up to them!! Here we draw up a list of grievances we have with KARA.

1. OUTFITS:
Their outfits have received extremely positive NEGATIVE reaction from the netizens. Drawing lustful eyes attention for their blazer and revealing SLUTTY LINGERIE outfits, KARA's wardrobe is certainly a delightful eyeful BANNABLE OFFENSE.

IT'S LIKE SHE'S WEARING A BRA OVER HER JUMPSUIT
And who wants to have swagga jackas as role models? Certainly not us.


KARA blatantly ripped off Gucci's 2008 Spring/Summer swimsuit collection! All they did was change the side of the bow and add a pleated skirt! As Korean representatives, they are promoting the image of Koreans as unoriginal plagiarizers, when Korea has a healthy fashion industry that is world class and the envy of even Milan or Paris!! Shameful.


2. CHOREOGRAPHY
If their revealing outfits weren't fapworthy OFFENSIVE enough, KARA certainly spared no effort to emphasize FLAUNT IT IN OUR FACES.

Stripper choreo so jjangbak FILTHY.
Their bare backs are so titillating DETERMINED TO CORRUPT OUR YOUTH.
As if it wasn't already enough that they were dressed as strippers, they had to ACT like ones on stage too. This kind of shameful display of skin will only encourage our youth to become active patrons of the sex industry! We won't even get into the horrifying ramifications of these harlots glamorizing prostitution to the legions of young girls that look up to them.

ESPECIALLY considering how that fine piece of jailbait Jiyoung is only a 94-line member, and is thus an underage minor exposing herself indecently on stage!!
  
3. MANNERS
Befitting their now-corrupt image as bad influence idols, these "ladies" (and we use the term extremely loosely, even looser than their morals) have proven to even be active menaces to the community.

DON'T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THAT TERRIBLE PARALLEL PARKING
KARA cruelly deprived elderly and/or handicapped citizens of their specially reserved parking spaces when they greedily and carelessly parked their vans in handicapped parking spots for over 20 minutes. A witness came forward to corroborate these reports saying:
“On that day, there were no parking spaces available. The parking administrator tried to block them, but the two vehicles pushed through and parked in the handicap spots. We found out that the vehicles belonged to Kara as they were in the cars. Even though the administrator kept telling them to remove their cars, they ignored him and waited to finish their business before leaving... Goo Hara and the other members were busy eating a hotdog and going to the restroom. They appeared very nonchalant. There were cars waiting to park in that [handicapped] spot. They waited and waited before turning back to leave. It was uncomfortable watching them [Kara] and the way they were enjoying such special treatment because they were celebrities.”
DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY UNNIES DIDN'T MEAN IT, THOSE HOOLIGANS WERE LOUNGING AROUND TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME PEEING AND EATING HOT DOGS WHEN SOME POOR OLD FOLKS OR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE COULD HAVE NEEDED THOSE SPACES TO GET TO THE BATHROOMS EASIER. How shameless of them. Eventually they admitted to their faults and apologized, but the damage had already been done as scores of netizens expressed their disappointment and anger at the cruel misdemeanors.


4. PATRIOTISM
By far the worst offense perpetrated by KARA. At a recent press conference, KARA were asked “If you received a question about Dokdo in Japan, what position would you take?” Perhaps recognizing the sticky and extremely controversial nature of the issue REFUSING TO BE KOREAN, KARA made no effort to answer the question. Instead, they chose to dodge the question entirely!!
"Allow me to ponder this question of burning importance a little longer."
Instead of boldly crying, "DOKDO IS OUR FUCKING LAND, YOU DAMN DIRTY JAP MONKEYS," like proper daughters of glorious Korea, KARA remained silent. This shames our nation. They have zero sense of patriotism, instead choosing to pander to the Japanese in hopes of retaining their money. They don't care about the history, they don't care about the blood spilled. KARA just want to keep making that won at any cost.


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Now that you've seen the evidence, you can see why we came to the conclusion that money changed KARA from innocent aegyo girls to a bunch of money-grubbing, dirty-Jap-loving harlots. Do Korea a favor and stop fapping to supporting these blood traitors.


17 comments:

  1. I detect mild sarcasm in this article. Even so, KARA actually ARE run-by-the-mill bitches. Had they been westerners, they would've been cackling cheerleaders.

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  3. I don't know why everybody is always posting pictures of Hara's bum. Not only does she not have one that's useful for anything other than the functional purposes, it's all saggeh and untoned. Eugh.

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  4. people need to stop taking pretty girls so seriously

    if they ask for money just slap them

    bitches be cray

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  5. KARA be trollin'.

    But my level of trolling would have required me to take those two vans and park across six parking spaces, including handicap spots.

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  6. Kara is just tired of being rated 2nd (3rd, 10th). Look what being naked all the time, jumping around like a bunch of strippers and being rude did for "no longer" Girls Generation!
    How they gon be all up in Japan and talking political ish to piss the Japanese off, if they want to make millions for DSP, they better stay quiet and slutty!

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  7. im dying so hard on the gyuri gif

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  8. Hmmm, love the shibari outfit.

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  9. its like you can't win in korea
    i don't see anything wrong with their outfits
    i don't see anything wrong with their dance
    parking in the handicap is wrong
    i don't see the point of fighting over fucking rocks in the ocean

    see what happens when your nation lacks good porn
    end up with kara

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  10. Gyuri looks like a real thug bitch in that picture. The type of bitch that will shank your momma at the supermarket if she can't find yo ass.

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  11. Apparently, Kim Kwangsoo paid off Newsen to report all that shit about Kara.... says netizens.

    http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2012/08/netizens-catch-on-to-kim-kwang-soo.html?m=1

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    1. I believe it. I started to get suspicious when I noticed that every negative article about KARA came from this same dude.

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  12. I love how innocent and cute Jiyong looks while doing that High Level Bukkake Dance Move.

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  13. all girl groups try to get attention from their crazy choreography and outfits...its not something new in kpop world.. remember hyun ah? 4minute?? tiffany's micro shorts??? sistar???? miss a??? SNSD????

    it's not like the other groups are ANGELS... they appear to more as strippers (SNSD,SISTAR,etc)

    at least Kara can still act cute esp in their japanese singles

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  14. all girl groups try to get attention from their crazy choreography and outfits...its not something new in kpop world.. remember hyun ah? 4minute?? tiffany's micro shorts??? sistar???? miss a??? SNSD????

    it's not like the other groups are ANGELS... they appear to more as strippers (SNSD,SISTAR,etc)

    at least Kara can still act cute esp in their japanese singles

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