Monday, August 13, 2012

[MV Review] Chad Future - Hello




Well I figured I would try to be more active and less useless around here and at least review something.  I clicked on the most recent article about a music video in my twitter feed and boy do I regret it...
I'm not sure what I just watched, but it was painful.  Ignoring what I assume was bad Korean, the lyrics were  corny as hell.  It's not like pop has the best lyrics, but at least in Korean I barely understand it.

At least he got the gist of making a k-pop music video.  White backgrounds, random lights, lots of flashing scenes, and general randomness that doesn't make sense.

I also like this whole thing how he's trying to appeal to K-Pop. It's pretty funny


Sorry baby, but those Asians are mostly Asian Americans...also to be considered K-Pop shouldn't the music come from Korea?  Isn't it just pop being marketed in Korea? *mind bottling*

TL;DR

Chad Future's a gay name, generically bad song with matching lyrics and music video.

Also I've been wanting to post these forever.  Hopefully it makes up for this crappy music video...





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35 comments:

  1. I'm not a fucking high-school primate. You think a few pictures will make me forget what I just heard?

    DON'T PRESS PLAY. I FUCKING WARNED YOU.

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    1. Play what? Hear what? What on earth are you talking about? All I remember from the article were the hot girls at the end.

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  2. PRESS PLAY AND ENJOY THE EARGASM! HE JUST WANT TO HAVE THE TRACK FOR HIMSELF! ^

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    1. i want HEART2HEART back, neegah.

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    2. YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE DOOMED THEM!

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    3. ALL MY HEART2HEART OPPARS HWAITING TIL THE END! CHAD FUTURE YOU SOLD THEM! FUCK YOU BEEECH

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  3. Before his debut he had 6 fans on daum now he has 8! <3 http://cafe.daum.net/CHADFUTURE

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  4. I actually watch whole thing o_O i hope he is trolling. uf not i feel secondhand embarrasment. I srsly feel like barfing. no joke

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  5. Oh my god...I should've read the comments first...

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  6. And if u think bieber suck
    Well have a go at chad oppaa

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    1. I rather have Beiber make a foray into kpop then this Chad dude.....

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    2. Same here
      I heard psy gonna go to usa to work with bieber
      Hohoho

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  8. k i'm not fluent in korean or anything so pls dont judge me but is his korean like not fluent or something

    it sounds fucking weird

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  9. Omo omo omo. There are black people in this video, Chad oppa!

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  10. Chad Oppar is Dibeak, Deybeack...deakbeack..how do you spell that.

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  11. Gotta admit, the chorus was pretty good, but the verses...

    And dat accent. Seriously he can TRY to not be american and actually pronounce it with some kind of decency. I don't speak korean but damn was that bad. Also has to do with english being a retarded language by having less than half the amount of vocal sounds as basically any other language (so they can't even pronounce fucking spanish correctly while all other countries can).

    I just want heart2heart back, with the semi black guy, 2 hot blondes and even alien freak daesung.

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    1. We make up for it by having way, way, WAY more redundant synonyms than any other language.

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    2. As an non-native english speaker (my mother language is portuguese), i have to say english is fucking retarded when it comes to vocal sounds. Why can the A sound like an A/E/EI, the I sound like I/AI, or the U sound like U/A? I've studied portuguese, spanish, english, german, italian and latin, and english is the only of them with all these irregularities regarding vocal sounds.

      Speaking of the video: his korean sounds really broken. The words are waaaay to splitten. You know korean speakers pronounce syllabes as if they where letters, so it sounds really really unnatural.

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  12. His Korean needs some flava. He needs to work on that accent. The chorus was catchy but the video made me weep. It wasn't kill-my-whole-family-in-a-murder-rape-suicide-in-that-order but it needs work.

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  13. Real name: David Lehre

    He's a genius director.

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  14. I like how the white blonde girl represents pop, the black girl represents hip-hop, and the asian girl represents Kpop.

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  15. I usually date white men so him having a white,black and Asian girl in his vid. Is usually how white men like to roll. I'm just saying from my experience of dating white men. They usually don't care for race. You got Asian guys who are like just not in great numbers.
    http://blackwomenasianmen.tumblr.com/

    to much prejudice within the culture if you meet the wrong guy who isn't ready. It can be same for white men but I never had a white family ever racist towards me. Damn I feel so bias.

    His korean sucks ass. On top that his name is chad. What the fuck?

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  16. Sounds like Kpop to me. One thing to improve on tho...he needs to be more gay :P

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    1. He looks like a good flammer to me. Maybe he needs to be siwon gay.

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  17. wts...he'll never make it in kpop

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