Friday, August 24, 2012

Question of the Week 58

Whoops. Today is Friday. A little late on my Question of the Week. Sorry guys.

Anyways, this week's question comes from Victoria:
What would you do to a fangirl?

I am assuming the rest of the sentence would include: if you had the chance to meet an actually delusional one.


If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

28 comments:

  1. May the sadistic fun began
    Personally turn them into a sex slave
    They will learn to eat pie

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  2. If she was hot and easily influenced...well, you know The Cheat has to do what The Cheat does baby!

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    1. May I ask you a question The Cheat oppar? are you friends with The Situation?

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    2. The Cheat is friends with everyone! Besides white people.

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    3. White people aren't bad get caught by police who do you call? Well not black people my brother learn that.

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  3. I would get them a teacher to teach them about the korean culture and entertainment industry. I would also have sex with them, especially if that fangirl is Doojoon.

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  4. I would troll her by saying shit about her bias and her beloved group (or groups). Let the war begin.

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  5. Make them watch gay porn.

    After that scarred them for the next five years or so, they'd stop writing fanfiction and stop drawing fanart.

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    1. Fangirls enjoy gay porn http://xxxsupr-j.tumblr.com/

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    2. I'm pretty sure 90% of them already do. You can't think up some of the shit they do in Fanfictions without seeing it somewhere.

      Or can you...?

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    3. WTF why do you know that tumblr kiddo

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    4. Im pretty sure they enjpyed it lol. Its like... Us guys watching lesbian action

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  6. i'll make them get a life, haha dafuq~

    *admin: plz make a review bout "Boa - Shadow MV' ,Thx :)

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    1. Hai Amber!! Prz tell sm to stop making you rap becoz u are a horrible raper! But you are a good vocals and better vocals than that witch, though nowt as good as Lunar.

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    2. Amber plz can I fuck your tight pussy? :(

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  7. ...just say Kpop sucks and is filled with skittle rainbow wannabe girls (the guys) and tackey thinking they're innocent but it's obviously a fetish talentless girls who ruin Western covers. I just wanna troll them and see how they will react in... REAL LIFE! (and video tape it of course!) I just wanna push their buttons and get reactions outta them...

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  8. Show her evidence of oppa snorting coke, plagiarizing and stealing music, picking up guys in clubs for one-night stands and generally sleeping around with both men and women.

    Oh wait, there's already a guy in a 5-member group doing that and his fans pretend they don't know or don't care. There is nothing you can do to a delusional fangirl except avoid them or laugh at them.

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    1. I retract the stealing music part. That was the company, not him.

      I heard it's not just the talent who do drugs in that company. Many of the staff do too and I'm not just talking about soft drugs. Now you no longer need to ask yourself if they were high when making certain business decisions.

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    2. Delusional antifan...
      But yeah cl and gd is debateable

      Dae and bae and minzy however. No
      Dae even with that ugly face he has rite now. Its actually 100x better than b4
      He takes care of his health.face.dick. Doesnt drink. In parties with bb memver dae doesnt drink
      Seungri said it
      He only drinks energy drinks in parties. .
      Some vips said bae teach him.. I dk

      Drugs are bad and you shouldnt feel bad.jpg

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    3. 4 out of 5 in that group have done drugs, 2 are habitual users and 2 casual users. The other one is 100% clean.

      I like that group, I like their songs but I don't have shit in my eyes. I can see them for what they are. I hate their crazy fans even more than I hate ELF.

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  9. I lived with one....
    Well she is the one that introduced kpop to me...

    Its fucking sucks

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  10. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9boka0uvu1reh7p1o1_500.gif

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  11. I'd built this machine where it would slap them in the face, with super-glue and feathers multiple/infinite times.

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  12. Ask them: "Are you a transvesite? gay? Lesbian? what are you? Because I can't tell if you like men, women, or animal?"

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  13. Ask them to write a 20 page essay reflecting on their life choices. I want to know when and how life failed them so badly they wound up at this point. Then I would give them a mirror to take a good long look at themselves.

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