Saturday, August 25, 2012

ExoHyun Needs to Stop

If it exists, people will ship it with something else. This rule was bound to come true for SNSD and EXO eventually, but knowing and dealing are two very different things.

At first, it was just limited to the occasional shitty edits or fanfics. You know, the crap that pollutes all of our favorite Tumblr tags when we go to browse through them for new stuftofapto content. To my shock and horror, it began to infect even the Seohyun tag.




Imagine my horror when shitty edits and poorly written snippets of fanfiction began to appear with alarming frequency. I mean I had to deal with that shit back when Seohyun was on We Got Married with Yonghwa, and there's still the occasional Kyuhyun shipper (shit still makes no sense to me) spewing his or her bullshit all over, but come on. EXO? Really?

Before I'm accused of being a butthurt Seohyun stan, I'll have you know that the reason I protest this, and any sane person will agree with me, is because Seohyun is an asexual robot. The girl has no interest in men whatsoever, so shipping her with anyone would be like shipping a dildo with a nun or meat with a vegan. Just plain pointless.

Tell me you see the look of utter disgust on her face because of that naked male torso.
Even if that weren't the case, shipping SNSD and EXO is just all kinds of foul. SNSD are grown women, and EXO only just had their balls drop. Any "EXOShidae" interaction is obviously going to be the seasoned sunbaes promoting their hoobaes, not "OMG SHE'S SO INTO HIM." And that's not even getting into the delusionals who think shit like "SNSD ARE SUCH SLUTS, FIRST DBSK THEN SUJU THEN SHINEE NOW EXO OMO." 

Now I'm usually not rustled by these kinds of shippings because as a Seohyun stan, you have to put up with the Gogumafags and the HyunHyunfags and even motherfuckin HyoHyunfags (Hyoyeon x Seohyun, yuk). But when you ship two random people, at least put some fucking effort into it.

BRB Gagging.

Destiny's a bitch if someone is destined to be poorly photoshopped into a shipper's montage.
I hope that's not the only thing that melts.
There are untold amounts of wrong in this single gif.
SM DID THIS ONE FOR YOU, LAZY BITCHES.
The icing on the cake from my cursory browse through the shipper tags for all this shit has got to be one of the best khunfessions I've ever seen from a KPop stan though. Made this whole article worth it, IMO.

Not sure if trolling or actual feels. No one can be this dumb.
BRB DYING.

30 comments:

  1. Proud as hell that I have NO FUCKIN IDEA what anything in this post means.

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    1. You should be, 'cause oh boy is MY mind getting bombarded right now...

      http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/4608-ew.gif

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  2. The best OTP ever.

    http://i.imgur.com/sGi7n.jpg


    Okay, who actually wrote the article? Zaku may be MPD

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  3. YoonHyun. Ever since Yuri got with Son Yejin, Yoona and Seohyun have probably been together. They have a long history, going to the same school and training together, it was bound to happen at some point.

    The Cheat has spoken.

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  4. Fuck you bish seohyun is the goddess of my snsd. Go eat shit. Anywayz exo arent that young born from 1999-1994. And exo are so odd looking. I hope Seohyun finds someone nice like Seungri or Leeteuk or Yoochun or Jyp. A perfect gentlemanly candidates :-)

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  5. The very moment the mentioning of Hyogre x Seohyun was mentioned, I lost my appetite - and I was eating breakfast while readin' this.

    Fuck.

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  6. I never thought that SeoHyun could be so ratchet xD

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  7. EXOtics need to stop fooling themselves into thinking those boys like pussy. I bet if I checked all their tighty-whiteys they would have shit stains in the back AND THE FRONT. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY every last one of them.

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    1. The rapper guy with the deep voice. Chanyeol Park.

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    2. Gay men get women pregnant all the time. Tom Cruise? David Beckham? Chris Martin?

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  8. Its like 2neBang
    But with sones
    And snsd

    This shipping will end out when fanwars occur
    In... 3..2..1

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  9. god i hate exoshidae especially when seohyun's involved

    BITCHES PLEASE NO ONE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY GODDESS OK? STOP

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  10. Also, I can't wait for the day when Seobaby can finally appreciate a naked man :'>

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  11. Damn, Seohyun is asexual. Just a plain boring robot. Fans can't make the difference between friendly interactions and ATTRACTION.

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    1. She seems like the type who wants a romantic not sexual relationship.

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    2. she is a goddes mmk!
      fuck u hater

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  12. Seohyun herself said she is shy of men. You can even see it on variety shows. I just wanna shove Seohyun in a bar full of men and see if she explodes.

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  13. Seohyun herself said she is shy of men. You can even see it on variety shows. I just wanna shove Seohyun in a bar full of men and see if she explodes.

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  14. I hate exo and their stupid fangirls.

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  15. Their fangirls need to fuck off.I'm starting to hate Exo. And I hate these people who ship my queens with those boys.
    ps.:I love your blog.

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