So here's a kawaii little tale that happened to me this week that is Kpop related
It all starts with donuts...mmmmmmmm
So I walked into some donut shop starving and dehydrated...my balls were sagging low so that's why I knew I was dehydrated. I walked to the counter, ordered something to eat, ate, got up again and ordered some delicious H20. A very hideous looking gal...kind of like this girl below....
|WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS SHIT?|
Me: Oh are you listening to Girls'
Cashier: Uh (silently)
|SERIOUSLY THIS WAS HER REACTION. SONES!|
Me: Umm yeah
Sister: oh (bitch was too busy looking at SNSD vid for THE BOYS to even give two shits).
Cashier: Do you like 2pm?
|DA FUCK 2PM...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME NIGGA.|
|TASTE MY YAEBA!|
...is showing the mother TEH BOYS video again (they also listened to a little of papparazzi). This time showing how much of a sone they were---they were actually forcing their poor mother to memorize all the girls' names.
Sisters: Who's that?
MOM: Jessica jessica jessica
Sister: NO BITCH!
Sister: Not stephanie you stupid vagina...it's tiffany!
Mom: oh yeah. (mom just stares at the screen)...ummm Yoona...ummYoona
Sister: (ANNOYED AS FUCK BECAUSE HER MOM DOESN'T KNOW THE NAME).
Give you mom a break bitch is pushing 55 years old and you expect her to know THE POWER OF 9 PENISES!
the poor lady!
I just laughed and walked said, "i'm sulli_fag...OH AND NEVER SAY YOU HEARD OF ME...
.....they'll never believe you." Then made this face!
Then walked out dancing my dick like this: