Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Who's gay and who isn't in KPOP!?!?!

I remember when I was young, my friends Shinji and Hiroki would come over to play while my parents were away. We would lay on the grass with one another and touch each others' bodies. We would feel the round shape of our milky white skin, caress each others' asses playfully and occasionally squeeze hard to see who's was the most firm (mine was). Sometimes we would squeeze so hard that our asses would prolapse and our anal glands would skim the green grass below us while we giggled with fear and laughter. Those were wonderful days---filled with experimentation that eventually led to a life of hidden homosexuality. To this day, when I see grass I instantly become horny and filled with guilt/pleasure.

I remember also the time we decided to stick our noses inside one another rectum/shitter. I didn't mind the smell at all. Once, Hiroki farted (silent but deadly) and I willingly let his scent enter my body and voyage up my nostrils and into my mind---causing an elation I had never felt before nor since. I'm not gay...I just loved being with my friends...my bros. Loved holding them, feeling their bodies rub up against mine as I became fully excited. It's funny now, but weird then....I remember when Shinji would rub my ass while I laid on the ground. My penis would rub on the grass and rocks beneath the grass would sometimes cut into my penis and it would bleed---I thought it was jizz.

I miss being 3 and hanging out with my friends. :)



So there's a little game I play while naked in my room and watching Kpop boybands on youtube. It's called "Who's gay and Who isn't?" Basically, I try to guess who is gay in the group and who is straight for my own amusement. I've tried to do this with friends but they (inb4 U have no friends) don't really enjoy the game because they are religious and shit. I know the bible says gay is wrong, but why can't I have friends that will point out who is gay, laugh along with me, and damn to hell instead of religious friends who think everyone should be loved and respected. FUCK THAT!

So now it's time for me to play this game using pics instead of vids. Hope I don't offend your oppars fangirls/boys.  <3 sulli_fag...ARE YOUR ASSESS READY. HERE WE GO!

MBLAQ OPPARS!


2pm OPPARS!
BIG BANG OPPARS!


MUSUME OPPARS!
BOYFRIEND UNNIES!


61 comments:

  1. Seeing kpop boy bands (only in passing, I never gaze directly upon them) leads me to believe that all Korean 'men' are gay.

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  2. now to identify the lesbians

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    1. I'll start.

      Ga In -- TOTALLY FUCKING LESBO

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    2. All of B.E.G are big lesbians. Miryo is muff diver master. Ga In likes to scissor. Jae is a big fan of toys. And there was a reason Narsha was making cat noises in sixth sense.

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    3. love narshaa...love gain...would love to see them in bed together

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  3. ahahahaha
    i think in bb taeyang is a homophobe tho
    cuz his religous and all that
    he almost hit seungri and top for trying to kiss him

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  4. I think the rest of SHINee (except maybe Onew) are all gay. They could've thought of a better fan-service.

    But there's one thing I'm really curious about, why is it a sin to be gay?

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    1. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. But being gay in the closet gives the impression there's something wrong or embarrassing about being gay

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    2. It's a sin to be gay because the christian god said so... Pretty unfair though seeing he made them homo himself... Fucking gay as hell

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    3. It's a sin to be gay because the christian god said so... Pretty unfair though seeing he made them homo himself... Fucking gay as hell

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    4. Its ok to be gay so ScullyFagg pl0x cum out
      P.s this is a PSA from Suju oppa abbout being gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4g6fHnfPxA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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    5. doesnt muslim and jew god ban ppl from being gay too?

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    6. i'm a Muslim in our religion it's not good to be gay like you should accept who you are but at the same time it's forbidden if you bully them or make fun of them you should accept everyone and associate with everyone

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    7. my butthole is religious so it doesn't like anything in it...just out of it

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    8. So experimenting with petting is the limit?

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    9. Taemin maybe is bi cuz hes married already with a girl

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    1. http://i.imgur.com/CGIol.jpg

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    2. shisus is are religous man okaY!
      he not gay !! its fanservice

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  6. can u improve ur evidence, i want the truth bout shinee, nuest, bap, 2am, beast, b1a4,all male idol.

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    1. most asians are gay most koreans are gay therefore most kpop idols are raging homosexuals

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    2. Korea is gay. I hate Koreans.
      -Jyp oppa

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  8. TIL Sulli_fag's childhood self = Sulli_fag's current self

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    1. ur just jealous his article are betta than yours!

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    2. Change your password, LOL

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  9. ACTUally I've heard humor about Taecyeon beimg gay and this is why JYPE is creating and feeding all these scandals about him. I can't unsee

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    1. Jyp unnie is dating Jessica oppa, no wonder.unnie alway care!! <3<3<3<3

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    2. no jessica belongs to donghae! only donghae! HAESICA FOR LIFE fuck all those haters

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  10. Teen Top likes to fit all of their dicks into Neils gaping blob fish mouth.

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  11. lol @ NIGGA PLEASE
    it surprised me that you gave Seungho the only straight title in MBLAQ.(while i'm commenting, Thunder is being fucked by Joon somewhere in South Korea)

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    1. she's probably going down on Tiffanny as we speak

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    2. teayeon vag is a drug for the ages

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  12. G.O and Siwon are definitely gayer than a disco stick. After all, he hangs out with Taengoo, his lesbian buddy. They talk about who they will seduce and fuck next.

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  13. I sometimes wonder what female idols are gay or bi
    Dreaming about I hot orgy group lesbo bath party
    Hyorin, hyuna,yubin and ns yoonji to guide us something tells me that bitch is gay
    I dream about playing with hyorin nipples abd cute plump breast. while hyuna eats her pie as yubin eats my pie and I'm eating ns yoonji pie

    Its a fucking pie eating contest. I don't want first place

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    1. Nobodies speak of gay or bi lady idols its all amles
      Fucking fanboys are so bias worse than fangirls
      I am more than willing to embrace the fact jo kwon or heechul gets butt fuck
      If they didn't I would be so shock

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  14. I think male idols fall into one of three categories:

    1. Homosexual
    2. Bi-sexual/Experimental
    3. Gay for Pay - meaning he may not consider himself a butt pirate but he will not hesitate to bend over or suck off anything/anyone that he feels can help advance his career

    I don't think there's a single straight male idol anywhere to be found.


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    1. I so hope this applies to female idols, lots of #2s for this chica

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  15. lol why is Kyuhyun a tranny?

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  16. lol at dumbasses who think just because a guy acts manly is straight

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    1. Right. Not all gay guys are feminine and obsessed with fashion. lolo

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  17. Wheres SNSD? Girls Generation is the Gayest Girl Group in Gay-Pop. half of them are closet fags (*cough*taeyeon*cough*yuri*)

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