Thursday, February 27, 2014

CL Doesn't Have Shit On Seohyun!




This song is everything I hate about hiphop, and I love hiphop a lot. Taking all of the shit elements and putting it in a shit blender, well, you're going to get one shitty ass result. The following was my reaction after I had finished listening to the song.





Seohyun to the rescue!

41 comments:

  1. Honestly, we really can't blame Teddy for the shit he's being crafting recently. If I could fuck Han Yeseul anytime I wanted, composing songs would be the last thing on my mind

    ReplyDelete
  2. that seohyun vid was embarrassing to watch but i didn't even click the cl one so

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's good. You managed to save your ears from being raped in brutal and painful fashion.

      Delete
  3. The bigger problem here is not that the song sucks, but that CL thinks she's some kind of rap goddess and this is actually good music.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    2. IKR, I'm all about giving credit where its due, but the reality is that CL is a terrible rapper and mediocre singer. Its annoying that her fans call people "haters" just because they can't listen to CL's nasally voice.

      Delete
  4. Sometimes I look at your blog post about how to learn Korean and think to myself "I've really got to get onto that sometimes soon"... and then I remember CL's rap exists and I think "wait... but then I would understand CL's raps..." and the passion to learn the language just drains right out of me.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. why did this make me laugh so hard????

      Delete
  5. Are the lyrics as bad as they usually are? She can't write for shit, as a fan I admit that. I'd prefer it if she just left the writing to Teddy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yup, they're pretty bad. CL thinks she has swag and shit by growing up in the upper middle class in Seoul. What a joke lol.

      Delete
  6. I read the netizenbuzz comments k and i-netizens and they all were like this album is epic, this is the good shit, this will be a legendary album and I was like wtf? We listened to the same shit?
    To me it's a 5/10 just because of the unplugged version of Come home or whatever

    ReplyDelete
  7. Crush was fucking terrible. You know it's gonna be terrible when CL starts shitting when you're only 15 seconds into the song. I actually prefer this over Crush, but both are still pretty damn terrible.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I used "terrible" three times in a sentence. Somebody please understand me.

      Delete
  8. it's only bad when people try to say this style of hip hop music is superior to others but there is a clear reason for songs like this. i like me some chill hip hop thats less about the beat and more about content as well but you can't get a party started with shit like that. sometimes you just need that hype go hard sound just for partying or working out etc. its more of a bonus for me that i cant understand what she is saying.
    as for a deep song with complex metaphors and a good message, it probably does suck. but for a catchy beat with a catchy flow to get you hype, this song does its job.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Great lyrics and delivery can be in a song with a beat that hypes people up.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4duNfcjTG9g

      Delete
  9. I actually this song and 나쁜 기집애 more than anything 2NE1 has released since the original version of Scream. Say what you want, but they're good songs to get drunk to and pop your pussy/bussy to. I think you mentioned before that you don't drink, so I can see why you wouldn't like them...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. If you have to get inebriated to enjoy a song, that speaks volumes about the quality of a song.

      Delete
    2. QURL PLS

      TURNED UP TO THE MAX 24/7!!!!

      2ne1 CL UNNIE COMIN FOR UR WIGS, SHE A WIG SNATCHER

      #inspiration #instagram #instako #instantly #howmanywordshaveinstainthem? #thisissarcasm #pleasedetectmysarcasm #ihateallthesongsoncrush #mrmrsuckedtoo #help #sunmifullmoonalbumjjangbakwithallherwgcollabs #helpme

      Delete
  10. WHERE IS MY BEAT

    WHERE IS MY BUMP

    MY PUSSY IS NOT BEING POPPED

    IT'S NOT WORTH BEING A BLACKJACK ANYMORE

    ReplyDelete
  11. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  12. I actually enjoyed the whole album, It's still too much CL and not enough Bom for me. Whatever is said about the alien/mannequin/realdoll/OMGnooShehasalymphnodediseasepeople!!! I still think she sings with more passion and balls than any other K-Poptart.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Umm Jimin from AOA can outsing her with her goddess vocals.

      Boms voice was unique at first, and with songs that fit her range and where she doesn't try to masturbate her voice it still sounds OK but not great. The only thing Bom has balls in is that she can walk up to that stage shamelessly knowing that she can't sing as well as she could back in 2010. Shame on her.

      Jimin baddest bitch tbh.

      Delete
    2. Jimin can outsing anyone. I think Bom effed up her voice somewhat lately, hopefully it improves.

      Delete
  13. I am sure this was inspired by MC Muhyun of ilbe fame.

    ReplyDelete
  14. I liked it. But I still think the lyrics could have been better.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Want any Super Car Information with Pictures...??? Here is Super Latest cars and vehicles, Latest Mazda Models, Racing Cars, International Sport Cars, Concept Cars, PS-Pod, Strange Vehicles, Nissan, Royce Corniche, Ford Concept Cars, Strange Vehicles, Mercedes and More Sport Cars and Vehicles with Pictures and Info
    WorldLatestVehicles.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. for far too long this blog has ignored the important Super Car Information with Pictures aspect of K-pop, instead focussing on things like fan comments taken out of context & Korean nipples.

      but not more!

      finally, our friend Muhammed here has addressed the elephant in the room and helped us realise there is not enough Super Car Information with Pictures here. we may well spend this article discussing the audio evidence of CL's human rights abuses, but everyone is ignoring the fact this song contains no Super Car Information with Pictures nor has any 2NE1 song ever. This is the truly important issue here.

      Delete
    2. Why Is This Guy Still Lurking Around? Can't He Be Banned For Real?

      Plus What Is A Super Car Information? If You Want To Force And Use An Adjective, Might As Well Go All In Right? GALACTIC Car Information, COSMIC Car Information.

      Also Is PS-Pod Some Kind Of Mechanical Tampon?

      Delete
    3. oh btw im laughing like a retarded monkey while reading your reply

      Delete
  16. Lmfao, I think the okay song that I like from them is the "HAPPY" song, well maybe just the lyrics. Couldn't stand Dara any longer. She'll be better off with face modelling or whatsoever. LOL

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. she should just stick in making movies or drama that's something she's good at lol

      Delete
  17. I really don't mind i think the beat goes hard but yeah i guess i could agree with putting so much elements in the song at least they're living up with the title of the song it's total mind fuck i would love Amber to rap on this song i just can't stand CL's EEEEEEEEEKKKKK voice.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I cringe whenever I hear anything by 2NE1 - the lyrics and CL's nasally voice don't work for me. SNSD's MR.MR. was much better

    ReplyDelete
  19. Who's the cutie with the gun to her head?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Han Ye Seul

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F24UQsfUYb4

      Delete
  20. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiOrhLWVZmw; here you go AFK,go calm your ears with some Eminem :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Sometimes when I'm spending a quiet evening at home, I like to sit back and relax to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEQi87xSIgU

      Delete
  21. I wouldn't be surprised if this song gets reported for plagiarism. It has an uncanny resemblance to Bird Machine by DJ Snake and Turn Down for What by Lil Jon

    ReplyDelete