Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Korean Netizens Want To Live In An Amish Paradise



So the KCC wants to banish sexy concepts.

I could write a long ass article about how hilarious it is that Koreans pretend to be repressed sexually but when in fact South Korea is one of the top consumers of internet porn. By day the Koreans act like they want to live in an Amish paradise, but by night they spank it often to JAV. At least be truthful and don't lie to yourselves. Obviously enough Koreans love these sexy concepts or else there wouldn't be so many of them. Or are you furious over the fact that these idols aren't making their own porno videos.

Anyway, Weird Al, take it over.

11 comments:

  1. The Korean men like it. The Korean women also like it, except they're hypocritical and insecure, that's why they slut shame, much like most fangirls on the Internet. As long as it's not broadcasted on TV, the Koreans won't complain.

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  2. Internet porn is illegal in Korea didn't you know that...wank...wank...Not to mention the 100 to 200K sex workers, 46,000 room salons, massage parlors and hourly motels. It's something like more than 1% of GDP. Plus Koreans are the top customer for the sex trade in South East Asia. Korean's be going to town with they little peckers. Plus it doesn't hurt there's a shit load of horny American's there in perpetuity. Why do I get the feeling it's the best place in the world for something bbali, bbali.

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  4. I laughed as soon as I saw the words "Korean Netizen"

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  5. When I read "Amish paradise", I first thought of a waifu harem.

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  6. Perhaps, some Korean nationals (if any exist here) can enlighten me. I thought that porn was illegal in SK and that sites were blocked, unless I was wrongly informed. Where do the Koreans get their internet porn? Also, can you get arrested for having porn on your computer in Korea?

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    1. There's definitely ways to access porn in Korea. My friend went there and accessed sites like it was nothing. He said most straight porn sites aren't even blocked (he's gay), that's my understanding of the situation.

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  7. International netizen are even more hypocritical, though.

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    1. Tell me about it, I had to fight them off and educate some of them on how KPOP had been sucking on America's cock since day 1 and that SNSD was the reason why KPOP lost the sexy concept is because they want them Japanese Monies. Now that the Kanryu is fading in Japan some companies decided to cut their losses and sell sexy music instead of pandering to horny uncles in Japan who can't get off on actual women and need women who still thinks they are 15.

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  8. Man of Korea wanted to banned Dal Shabet's Be Ambitious.

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  9. i dont mind it. i find it funny how they werent even trying to hide they didnt care about those hypocritical fangirls in the music videos. it was like here is the pussy, pet it. screw inuendos mutha fuckers. now imma understand parables to know what sex they want.

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