Friday, February 14, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 49

This week's lovey-dovey photo comes from the best tumblr ever: Dirty Big Bang Confessions







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Isn't your boyfriend a little concerned over this?

Like, at some point, wouldn't he be like "hey babe, let's try this position" (that would involve possibly being face to face for a kiss)? Then do you just flat out reject him? I guess you allegedly turn up the music so loud that you can't hear him anyways. Doesn't that bother him that he isn't even allowed to talk to you? He must feel like a sex slave or something. What happened to men's rights? Men aren't objects!

Wouldn't he also be a little disturbed that he can only have sex with you to the same Big Bang songs? I feel like that would cause some weird reactions down the road. Like, what if he was in a mall in Korea ,and then they played a Big Bang song, and then suddenly he was like "why do I have an erection...?" You will sexually confuse him.

I just feel bad for her boyfriend. She doesn't even think about him while they are banging. Is that really love?

Today is a day about love, little VIP. Go sareang your boyfriend, not just your oppa.

Unless he already broke up with you for having weird sex sessions. I wouldn't doubt that actually. 

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Also...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Would any of you FISHies like to be my Valentine? ;)

I hope you all have a romantic and beautiful evening with your significant lover~
Feel free to share below in the comments what lovely plans you have tonight for your boy or girl.

Unless you're alone tonight. 
Then I hope you have an enjoyable and relaxing evening with your cat, laptop, and/or blow up doll. 
In this case, please don't tell me what you are doing tonight.

USE PROTECTION.
There are already enough people born in November due to accidents "presents given" on these nights.

Love you all <3

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Lastly...





NONE OF YOU BETTER BE HAVING A "VALENTINES" DINNER WITH YOUR "GIRLFRIEND" COOKING LIKE THIS. 
IT'S NEVER OKAY.
NEVER.
OKAY.

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15 comments:

  1. I love that body pillows like that are a thing. They never stop being completely hilarious.

    At the same time it's scary considering how easily I develop crushes on fictional characters. Someday I'll have a stuffed boyfriend, maybe. :Ic

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  2. I'll be enjoying my night with my right hand, please don't tell my left hand about this, I know this is pretty much cheating but left hand can be a pain sometimes. Dear rightie on the other hand is so sweet and charming.

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    1. It's dangerous to go alone! Take these
      http://kpopxxx.tumblr.com/tagged/kikwang
      http://pervingonkpop.tumblr.com/tagged/kikwang

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  3. I wonder what it feels like to fantasize about having sex with someone who killed someone..

    Does it make it more thrilling down there?

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    1. Provided you don't do it with a serial killer who kills everyone he/she has sex with.

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  4. Who cares if it's "not love". I'd totally bang that chick, and she'd let me, too. After all if she put on BigBang and didn't look at me why would it even matter who I was? I could be the ugliest sumbitch alive. Being objectified has its perks!

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  5. Immediate instant reaction: He's singing into the wrong end of the mic
    Thanks Kpopalypse xD

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  6. Maybe the bf is also imagining fucking that guy ?

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  7. Today is my Mum's birthday! And I was born in November!

    oh...

    ...wait...

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  8. Sounds like the perfect relationship for me...banging and besides that nothing else.

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  9. My parents got married in February and in October that year, I was born. I didn't even make it to 9 months lol

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  10. The lightstick thing still the worse

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  11. She's mean. So inconsiderate of her boyfriend's feelings.

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