Friday, February 7, 2014

Even SM the Ballad is Bored of SM the Ballad

The song/album is so boring, the people in it trying to sing the song can't be bothered to give a shit.


The boys are all high out of their minds and Taeyeon has a look of utter despair on her face. Her eyes scream, "KILL ME PLS" but no one can hear her.

Actually, the only one who's mustering a semi-positive emotion is Krystal... But that's probably because she's thinking, "LOL THIS SONG SUCKS COCK BUT AT LEAST I'M GETTING PAID TO JUST LOOK GOOD AND NOT SING IT ANYWAY."

That method acting tho.

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  1. Tae looks as if she she just turned around to a paparazzi entering her bathroom.

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    1. Yesung looks disgusted that he has to sing this song.

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    2. I don't know who that is, but the most "ew disgusting" facial expression has the guyliner dude in the bottom middle.

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  2. The guy in the middle LOL x1000000

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  3. So after listening to the teasers to see whether Krystal fits in this whole "Ballad" project, I can see why they chose Krystal over Luna (other than Krystal being the main breadwinner of f(x), overrated or not. ). Luna has a much more theatrical voice, whereas Krystal's voice kinda suits whatever sound they're trying to go for here, I was actually pleasantly surprised.

    That being said, I've never had a problem with Krystal's vocals, never loved them, but certainly never disliked them, not to mention they seemed to have improved at-least slightly on "Pink Tape". Sure she might've only been put there for her face, but her singing doesn't seem to be a dead weight, at-least not at this point in time.

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  4. The guys needs to stop trying to look sad, they look constipated instead.

    The girls on the other hand I like, esp. krystal

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  5. are you guys fucking serious, i mean this blog is just for judging others people hardwork. "Yesung looks disgusted that he has to sing this song." - are you fucking serious, its a sad song you dummy, ofc he wouldn't laugh. "The guys needs to stop trying to look sad, they look constipated instead." - ohhh really? let's see you doing this job instead, i mean, i wonder how non constipated you would look.

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    1. They're professionals, they've got to play the part properly.

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    2. yes there is judgment for yesung but there is also judgment for the 'sad kpop concept' thing in general in that sentence. which is justified because holy jebedosdhfdls that shit is tired

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    3. It'd be okay if they actually looked sad instead of high/constipated.

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  6. They should have kicked out everyone else, then put Taeyeon and Changmin together, as they are the only two hot people under SM. Then at least we'd be too busy fapping to fall asleep from the song.

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  7. Also, isn't Yesung meant to be in the military?

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    1. yeaaaaaa i thought he enlisted in 2013???

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  8. Would anyone here please list me some really lovely K-ballads that aren't about unrequited love or breakups but rather, death, or grief/death over a loved one, not necessarily a lover? I'd be grateful.

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    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uive4DMqAdc
      Don't know if this is what you're looking for but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless
      Also, this as well, just because
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHI3yz38tu8

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    2. I think KARA's runaway is about death, Watching the MV it seems so.

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  9. Definitely NOT looking forward for this.

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  10. Krystal godess is really pretty there... god thank for making this hot chicks in this world for make me can mansturbate it ... its time for f(x) shine...

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  11. This album seems to be just a 45 minute version of Miracles in December; boring, insipid, and Chen looking like he wants to kill himself.

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