Friday, February 7, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 48

This week's photo was found on tumblr:

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 Uh........

That's not how it works.

Let me break this down for you.
First of all, even IF they (SHINee) had sexual intercourse, they can't physically have kids. So, for you to have what you want (which is the procreation of homosexual babies from two males), they would have to adopt gay children instead. But they can't MAKE them.

As well, two straight parents don't always yield heterosexual children anyways.  That goes both ways (like bisexual people).

Please take a biology class. Didn't you have to take sexual education in elementary/high school, too? 

I know we don't offer insurance around here, but I sure hope yours covers the fact that I just blew your mind.


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10 comments:

  1. i have no idea how men could even get pregnant...
    well, these people are so imaginative they have no idea how babies work.
    or their parents are so terrible in having the sex talk while being sexist that these people have such of ideas of the origin of babies...

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    1. I'm glad you've never had the horror of reading an mpreg fanfic.

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    2. Arnold did it in Junior and of course everything on TV and in movies MUST be real.

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    3. I was thinking the same thing.

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    4. But..but..Arnold got pregnant once...

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  2. 16 y'old virgin fangirls don't know any better.
    They're just delusional and uneducated.

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  3. stupid things fangirls utter.

    https://twitter.com/SMTownBias/status/431983123987836928

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    1. I'm going for Canada xD Always playing safe.

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  4. Thank you for returning Shinbi!
    Don't want this place to turn into some male authors only country.

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  5. When I first saw the picture I though that was a woman next to Minho. lol. but you can't be surprise.

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