For those who haven't heard this amazing song yet, here it is again:
Many people didn't understand this selection, or thought I was stupid/on drugs, or just making it up to be cool/uncool/trendy/non-trendy/whatever, so I thought I'd explain it more deeply.
So what do I think is so great about 1,2,3,4?
* Great melodies that anybody can enjoy - CHECK
* Melodic keyboard riffs worthy of Sammy Hagar-era 80s Van Halen - CHECK
* Goofiness and FUN pushed to the forefront in a scene where so many people take everything idols sing, say and do way, way, WAY too fucking seriously - MOTHER FUCKING CHECK, YOU CUNTING BITCH CUNT FUCK WHORES
* Another great punk song from Crayon Pop, the first punk group in the ultra-commercial end of k-pop - CHE...
Okay, that last point might require a little more clarification, so here we go with:
HOW CRAYON POP IS (KIND OF) LIKE A PUNK GROUP
When the first wave of punk music initially rose to popularity in 1976, it was a similar shift in music fashion - a reaction to 1970s progressive rock, which was getting more and more musically complicated and technical at the time. The original punk groups had simple, stripped-back songs that anybody could sing and play... because the original performers could barely sing and play the songs themselves. A bunch of people found this incredibly inspiring - 70s prog rock with all its complex twists and turns seemed impossible to even memorise let alone perform without years of practice, but here was some music anybody could do. The punk scene spread like wildfire in a few short months because people watching the initial shows thought "hey, these guys have cool songs but their playing and singing sucks fucking monkey cock all night long... if these talentless losers can do cool music, why can't I?" - and promptly started up groups of their own.
It's no secret that Korean pop music is succumbing to obsession about technique more and more - as competition between groups heats up, everyone is trying to outsing, outdance, and outwank everyone else. In the meantime, the songs themselves are being somewhat forgotten. Although far from Crayon Pop's best song, it's clear in this context why so many people latched onto BarBarBar:
Basic singing, basic dancing, it sounds FUN and anybody can do this. Look at all the people in the background dancing. Now imagine if it was Exo's "Wolf" playing, there might be two people dancing in the background at the most because who else besides Exo themselves and the most extreme of cray-cray fans can actually dance to that fucking shit? Crayon Pop makes music that is enjoyable for everybody, not just those belonging to the snobby elite k-pop sing-and-dance "OMG they're not doing it correctly" club. Notice how at 1:52 Choa fucks up an arm movement? Nobody gives a fuck, and nobody should. Obsessing about correct dance moves and vocal technique would only serve to alienate the audience who has come to have a good time, so think before you pick it apart, you party-pooping cunt.
DIY (do it yourself) ethos
"But wait a second", I hear you say, "it's not really Crayon Pop themselves doing it, I mean... they're just puppets of their label, right? This has nothing to do with punk, it's totally manufactured popular music!"
Well, newsflash motherfuckers: so is just about every punk group that you've ever heard of that reached any level of fame or notoriety. Let's look at the big three of the first wave of punk: The Sex Pistols were very much Svengali'ed by manager Malcolm McLaren (although the exact extent of which is disputed and remains controversial to this day, but given Malcolm's track record his influence would have not been minimal). The Clash were a completely manufactured group that were put together by CBS to rival The Sex Pistols and their music and image was carefully crafted to this end. The Ramones didn't give a shit about punk music (which hadn't been invented yet) and really wanted to be as pop as possible, the group idolised 60's pop Motown artists to the extent that they even hired notoriously unhinged Motown producer Phil Spector to produce an album in an attempt to secure pop stardom. The term "punk" used to refer to a homosexual, its first reference to music comes from The Ramones' song "Judy Is A Punk" and the group only fell into the punk rock niche because they weren't self-aware enough to realise that their leather-jacket image, wall-of-noise guitar sound and general ugliness was complete anathema to pop music fans.
And don't even get me started on the more modern big punk groups. Things only got more corporate-friendly from here, as the music industry machine moved swiftly to sterilise punk music's safety pins and make it just another arm of its standard operations. Those groups that look so rebellious onstage - in the record company office, they are all "yes, sir, no sir, three bags full sir". Believe it.
In music, the idea is always king - everything else flows from it. Punk gave voice to people who had ideas, and the drive to execute them, but not necessarily the talent to execute them to the kind of technical standard that the pop music world traditionally expects. The ideology of punk told them "your lack of ability doesn't matter - if you can convey your idea, and it's a good idea, the end result might be a bit rough around the edges but it will still be worthwhile". This is why often artists who sound nothing like a traditional punk group are still sometimes given the punk label anyway - it's a way for people to say "this person isn't technically inclined or doesn't care for technique, but their concept is great and they're doing things in a different way which is still cool and worth your time".
Crayon Pop are nothing if not an ideas group. Whether it's the members themselves with the ideas or their management doesn't matter in the end, because the result is the same - you get to see a group do a fucking cool Bruce Lee concept in a genre where everyone else is either the cute girlfriend or the sexy girlfriend (not that there's anything wrong with those things, but viva la difference).
And you're going to pick on them because their songs don't have vocal wank in them, or they might miss a note or a dance move? Fuck off. You should be grateful for Crayon Pop's existence, because ideas is what keeps a music genre afloat, not technique, and we all know what music with no ideas sounds like.