Friday, February 28, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 51

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:

Thank you for your submission!

This is disturbing for multiple reasons.

For example:
This has 2552 subscribers and 81 726 views. That literally means that 2552 people out there subscribed to this author so that they may see more of his/her literary masterpieces regarding a K-idol's phallus.

Do you know how long this fan fiction was? In its entirety (and completely unedited by me. But considering how bad it is, you probably would have wanted one of us to edit this):

I had to read this garbage so that I could share it with you. Now I have forced you all to read it. Life isn't fair, is it.

Are you shitting me? Wow. The next generation really does not appreciate the fine art of writing. And I am saying that on this site.

This better be a troll. 

The author even wrote a foreword and posted a YouTube video for it. Barf. If you want to see everything for yourself, go here: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/320634/life-as-zhang-yixing-s-penis-comedy-crackfic-fantasy-exo-crack-lay-yixing/18#_=_

But I warn you: Brain cells will die. Trust me, I am a self-proclaimed neuroscientist.

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13 comments:

  1. It's like a really bad attempt at being like AKF.

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  2. I have no idea idea why, but for some strange reason I always read Zhang Yixing as Zhang Liyin whenever I see it so this was doubly disturbing for me to read.

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  3. Ewww what in the world.I mean,im an exo fan but some fans are just crazy,why are they even bother reading those kinds of things?sickkk

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  4. I tried y'all... I really tried did, but I am not about this crazy ass shit XD

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  5. Sorry to be such a Sone, but...

    The MV for Mr. Mr. is out today. That is all.

    (Oh and that fangirl is thirstier than a Goldfish running a Marathon in the Sahara, but that goes without saying).

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  6. That's the thing about Asianfanfics. Good fanfictions are diamonds in the rough and terrible ones like this gets featured.

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  7. AND IT HAS A TRAILER WITH A HORRIBLE VERSION OF I GOT MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OMFG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FzQskPD8rc

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  8. Honestly best read 10/10
    Hire this person as an author of AKFG pls, it will give so much variety!!!

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  9. I assume it's rated M for Moron.

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