This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my Ask.fm:
This is disturbing for multiple reasons.
This has 2552 subscribers and 81 726 views. That literally means that 2552 people out there subscribed to this author so that they may see more of his/her literary masterpieces regarding a K-idol's phallus.
Do you know how long this fan fiction was? In its entirety (and completely unedited by me. But considering how bad it is, you probably would have wanted one of us to edit this):
Are you shitting me? Wow. The next generation really does not appreciate the fine art of writing. And I am saying that on this site.
This better be a troll.
The author even wrote a foreword and posted a YouTube video for it. Barf. If you want to see everything for yourself, go here: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/320634/life-as-zhang-yixing-s-penis-comedy-crackfic-fantasy-exo-crack-lay-yixing/18#_=_
But I warn you: Brain cells will die. Trust me, I am a self-proclaimed neuroscientist.
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