Monday, March 31, 2014

Caption This Picture #1

For all of you aspiring humorists and fanfic writers, I thought (with inspiration from our very own WTFisastarship) we could get a Caption This Picture series started.

The rules are simple: Be as elaborate as you want with your title/caption/story, as long as it kinda sorta makes sense in the context of the picture or gif. The best submission in the comments section will win glory and internet fame!!

This week's inaugural picture is this:


Feel free to send in your own ambiguous pictures for us to caption or use as inspiration for the next great ficlet. The more ambiguous the better, lol.

28 comments:

  1. yasisi mv! it's already in youtube!!

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  2. "Yuri thinks that she can still have sex with me even though she lost her thighs."

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  3. *Yoona bends over to Jessica*
    OK, so this family walks into a talent agency, it’s a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act, we know if you would let us perform it for you, you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts, they’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please sir, if you just give us two minutes I know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says “Alright, ya got two minutes.”

    So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points at the son who hits “play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirt, and starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock. While the son, still with his mother’s shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls.

    Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over her. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother’s vagina, while the daughter’s piss rains down on all of them.

    They get the baby halfway in, so that just its legs are sticking out all flailing around. The son takes the mother’s shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone, while the father sticks his cock in the baby’s asshole and fucks it while it’s still inside the mother, until he comes all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.

    Then the father gets up and says “And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11.” The whole family starts running around the room screaming and laughing with their dicks and titties all flapping around covered with shit and piss and cum going “Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! The building’s coming down! Help!”

    And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes “TA-DAAAA!!”

    And the talent agent he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

    And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”

    *Jessica gets an orgasm and shits her diaper*

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    1. This is a comment that really shows off the AKF humor. I'm laughing so hard right now that my head and neck are tingling.

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    2. Welp, this competition is over.

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    3. i've read that before somewhere?

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    4. The Aristocrats is a tradition/competition among comedians to tell the dirtiest joke possible, and thus it has hundreds/thousands of variants. It is meant for comedians to tell to other comedians, a philosophical paradox of high art in low brow.

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    5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0

      You can't fool me :P

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    6. Well that was a boring version of The Aristocrats you copy and pasted. Next.

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    7. @TrophyMonkey; I wasn't trying to fool anyone.
      I like Cartman's version, especially because of the 9/11 part.

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    8. I have to agree with you there. And I don't think a better caption exists for this gif so I'd say you won.

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    9. I've heard this before, but I wasn't expecting it to show up here. Nice.

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  5. " look at all those idiots still buying our garbage"

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  6. yoona didn't say anything because she gave jessica a lobotomy with her robo tongue and jessica was laughing because she is slowly beginning to lose it

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  7. Oh god yes, I love me some yoonsic. I'm a yoonsic fantatic. At first it was taengsic because they are so damn hot and at one time they were strong together, but that ship sank and now yoonsic is so strong. I think yoonsic and then just taeng are my only real soshi fantasies. I mean seohyun is hot too and sometimes fany can be, but they don't inspire erotic instincts. Sunny would be because she is damn hot and knows her own sexiness very well, except I feel the way she manages it is all business with her, just like with Jaekyung. She's too pro for her own good.

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    1. That's a pretty elaborate post just to tell us who you fap to.

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  8. Anyways here is my entry: http://i.imgur.com/vplMoMH.gif

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  9. Yoona: I bought some Whipped Cream for later... I got cucumbers too.

    Jessica: *starts fingering herself until she hears cucumbers* Wait, what? AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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  10. omfg these submissions are pure gold

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  11. not really an entry, but rather the first thing I thought

    http://i.imgur.com/YKVoWzf.gif

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    1. fingers crossed for a bigger, better t-ara scandal

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    2. http://i.minus.com/ibe1tBVQ3Kz1FX.gif

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