Monday, March 10, 2014

Cyclops Overlord and Hyomin To Have Solo Albums



While our pals over at Asian Junkie are looking more forward to Hyomin's solo album, I'm sure those of us here at AKF, who are ardent followers of the Cult of Cyclops, are looking more forward to Jiyeon's solo album. If Jiyeon's MV isn't raunchy to the point where it makes Ga-in look like a nun, something will have gone wrong. Also, imagining how batshit crazy that would make Korean netizens is giving me life, because I'm sure they'd be typing their usual shit on Nate with the other hand down their pants.

19 comments:

  1. K-netizens are already pretty much shitting their pants over it.
    Not in a good way.

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  2. Jiyeon needs to go with an X-Men concept. Just imagine her wearing Cyclops' skin-tight blue and golds. I want Hyomin to have a innocent concept, that shit would leave Netizen's confused and speechless.

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    1. You have a point with Hyomin doing an innocent concept. Just thinking about it now, gives me the Nick Miller face: i.imgur.com/e0AkDY8.jpg

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  3. I like Jiyeon's voice but i love Hyomin.. I guess i'm looking forward for both of them, I can't wait!!

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  4. Knowing CCM, they might get some stupid country song, or a boring ass ballad. Of course, there is a possibility that Hyomin will get some hot MV while our Cyclops Overlord gets a demure concept. Oh, and thank god for this, because now, I have people to troll. Trolling on 2NE1's fans haven't been fun at all, since all they'll do is cuss at you. Trolling T-ara's haters would be more fun. Maybe I'll submit some of the stupid comments I see later.

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    1. I know it wouldn't fit Jiyeon's image or anything, but I would pee myself just a little if I found out either was doing a country concept. Kpop country is such a rarity.

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    2. It is a rarity as very few artists can pull off a good country song. Many people have the misconception that singing a country song basically involves you sitting down a with a guitar and singing. It's not.

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  5. In the meantime, Eunjung, Qri, and I will be here in Canada having a threesome.

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    1. They'll enjoy the time away from KKS, I'm sure.

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    2. plot twist: those two were bom and hyogre in disguise

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  6. Buying both hand and keyboard lube in advance.

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  7. I have never bought a kpop album, but I am highly considering in making Jiyeon's solo album, my first kpop album.

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  8. I want both of them to do "trashy sexy" concept for the pleasure of my dick, err I mean eyes, and the hilarity of slut shaming from k-netizens and i-netizens.

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    1. Trashy sexy would be the pinnacle of achievement in trolling + fap material.

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  9. http://news.nate.com/view/20140311n06929

    Cover concepts, can't wait to see Hyomin slay in a strapless tube dress and Jiyeon do Adult Ceremony.

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  10. I'm kind of looking forward to Hyomin's solo album than Jiyeon's but that's because I like Hyomin's voice more.
    Although I'm really curious on what they'll both come out with. Hopefully they don't disappoint with crappy songs.

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  11. For the love of God, please make Jiyeon look as hot as she looks in Number 9. Also, I can't wait for the inevitable shitstorm.

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  12. No, I'm looking forward to a Hyomin solo, she's just a fashionista and an icon to all salty bitches out there. Love her xoxo

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