Bear witness to the undeniable beauty that is After School/Orange Caramel's Lizzy.
One of the most attractive women in k-pop, this resource of precious fap material is under threat.
Data collected by independent research shows that at current rates of discovery of new fappable Lizzy pictures, k-pop fans may be past "Peak Lizzy" period.
The cause of this scarcity in quality is clear - "Lizzy duckface".
Duckface is of course perfectly acceptable and attractive when actually kissing:
However, in increasing quantities the unwelcome presence of duckface poses is ruining otherwise fappable Lizzy selcas.
It's not just self-taken photos - even official promotional Lizzy photos are not safe from the scourge of duckface.
Behind-the-scenes video footage has also fallen victim to this insidious threat:
Who will protect the impressionable youth of today from the duckfaces of tomorrow?
It must stop.
Just
like anyone else looking to bring about any sort of social change in
today's armchair-happy point-and-click age where people are happy to
tick a box on a website but couldn't be bothered to actually do anything away from their computer screen, I've made a petition on change.org:
Please sign and share, so we can have more Lizzy pictures like this:
And less like this:
Let's change the world, k-pop fans - one Lizzy selca at a time.
BESTie's Dahye reminds me of Lizzy, so you can always fap to her while pretending that she is Lizzy.
ReplyDeleteIf she's doesn't duckface she's already a step ahead!
DeleteLizzy needs to stop ruining her natural kawaiiness with that horrendous expression.
ReplyDeleteAs do many of my female friends.
DeleteGonna be honest: she looks mad cute in some of those. Could look better, yes, but it's not that bad.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to admit it though, she looks way better in the two pics where she's actually smiling like a normal person than in the ones where she looks like she's felching someone's anus.
Delete"the ones where she looks like she's felching someone's anus"
Deletei'm failing to see the problem with that
She could have at least put a straw in there.
DeleteAre you betraying your god Raina?
ReplyDeleteAnyways I would never understand why u don't like Nana (small boobies is not accepted)
I make the rules of Rainaism so I can have exceptions whenever I want.
DeleteI wouldn't say I don't like Nana but I definitely like her least out of the three. I get why a lot of others like her the most, she's got modelesque looks - but it's not really what I go for.
That's cheating lol
DeleteIt's an organised religion, cheating is acceptable if you're the founder.
DeleteNana looks like a cocaine-addicted model.
DeleteHaving met a few drug-addicted models I've got to say that Nana is certainly near the top of the tree as far as that goes, but I still prefer the other two.
DeleteRaina looks great in that outfit in the video.
ReplyDeleteIt's a much better styling than what she had to wear for "Lipstick".
DeleteI think she's always at least kinda cute.
DeleteEven if her styling is only average.
She also has a kissuuu~ on her cheeks LOL WHAT A FUCKING SLUT.
I keep telling her to wipe that shit off but you know what these girls are like, you just can't tell 'em shit.
DeleteYeah, I keep screaming at a monitor, but nothing's happening !
DeleteLizzy has a pretty smile! So qt and bright :)
ReplyDeletenot gonna lie, that duckface needs to stop tho…
Don't forget to sign the petition, folks.
DeleteNot only have I signed the petition, I'm printing up some helpful T-shirts for the cause that say:
ReplyDeleteLizzy,
Stop the
Duckface
Thanks! Together by clicking on boxes and printing t-shirts with slogans on them we can change the world!
DeleteLSD LOL
DeleteKind of late I know but holy moly 'Catallena' is perfect! Everything song/concept/video/choreo is flawless.
ReplyDeleteKpopalypse hyung! Lets create a petition to permanently separate OC from AS.
I don't see why we'd want to separate them, Raina in two groups means twice the comebacks.
DeleteWe can add Yura to that list. Duckfaces kill.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of doing a whole list but there was just too many offenders so I thought I'd target the main culprit and hopefully set an example to the rest.
DeleteI must disagree with Lizzy being the "main culprit" of duckface terror. One word: SOYEON. Google image that shit.
DeleteActually she's just as bad yeah.
DeleteI just realized hw the first duckface photo makes her look like seung yeon
ReplyDeleteBlasphemy
DeleteI signed your petition. God bless you solider and hopefully we can bring an end to this, together.
ReplyDeleteI shall continue to fight the good fight.
DeleteSigned.
ReplyDeleteYay!
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ReplyDeleteSo is Sunny. Please. Stop the duckfaces.
ReplyDeleteYeah she does it a lot too. It doesn't help that her face looks kinda duckfacey even when she's not doing duckface.
DeleteYO MAN FUCK DUCKFACE AINT CUTE AT ALL
ReplyDeleteSomeone gotta tell 'em. Please share the petition!
DeleteYeah duckfaces in general aren't really flattering to me lol
ReplyDeleteHopefully that trend will die down soon
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ReplyDeleteDuck faces can be cute (e.g. second shot), but many if not most of them are tacky and unattractive. What I do like is kissy faces. These are mad cute - and can be very sexy, for girls. Guys should not do any of that stuff. It's not flattering at all and kinda gay lol
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