Tuesday, March 25, 2014

These Women Don't Want Oppar

Majority of insecure fangirls seem to have a problem with female groups because they're afraid that girl group members are fucking oppar in S. Tiger's love van. Not going to lie, this is probably the truth, but a new girl group may gain many female fans because they won't be screwing oppar. Why? Because they're all married. 

"Hey you fat fangirls, we actually have lives"


I don't care about the marital status of idols because it's not my problem, so they can do what they want. Other people who like them probably won't mind the fap materials either. However, nettys may see this as a way to insult these women and say they're too old or they should be at home in the kitchen, because hey, nettys can be sexist. 

Girl Hood(because woman hood seemed like they took it from 50sog) debuted with a sickly sweet cute concept that I just couldn't like with a song called "Honey sweetie I love you." The video starts off unpromising with a little interview thing featuring the women as they're walking off somewhere. Then it fades and we get a cheap black and white montage of the group members waving their arms dancing to the tune, which is annoyingly mellow. Cue the random close ups and the bad lipsyncing before we start seeing the ladies embrace some guy with a ponytail. Take this process, add some outfit changes and a lot of 'honey,' 'i love you' and 'you you you' and you've got yourself the most boring thing you've ever watched.




Did I mention the one with the ponytail scares the living shit out of me?

This song could easily be the worst K-pop song I clicked on so far this year. The background music is reminiscent of old-school elevator music and the lyrics are boring and repetitive. Their voices also bug me a lot, it's like they're trying to force a shit ton of aegyo down your throat, which only works if you're trying to sing this to a little kid. The dance is more just them moving thei hips, stepping from side to side and waving their arms everywhere. Since they are all mature women, I was kind of expecting a sexier concept because they could work it well, and it could satisfy all those fans with MILF fetishes sexy probably would work better for them because this shit sounds like a fucking lullaby or something.

If you do come back again do us a favor and sing a song, not something a kindergarten music class might learn.

21 comments:

  1. I agree that the song has too much aegyo.The MV reminds me of those weird live Soap Opera's that used to come on XD
    Maybe they'll come back with a more upbeat song. Overall I think the concept for the group is quite interesting.

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    1. Maybe next time they'll come back and appeal to Oedipal complexes.

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    2. XD. Well, the K in K-pop can also stand for Kinky!

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  2. Kpop is getting more fetish friendly, we had oc's potential vore fetish, hwayoung's foot fiesta and now milfs

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  3. new author? o/

    we dont read the labels. right?

    wow cougar pop. :D

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  4. Not enough botox, so I didn't read the tags.

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  5. I almost couldn't get through this I was laughing so hard

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  6. I actually expected the song to be some kind of like disco-ish song. Their voices are too crappy to sing songs like this, be like an ahjumma version of Crayon Pop or something, then we'll talk.

    The song was meh borderline crap.

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  7. Yay, new author - welcome!

    Also, this song is trash.

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  8. I think they tried the MILF concept already with Swing girls, they even promoted themselves as all D-cups and it went nowhere. Pop Pop Pop was a better song too.

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  9. I was excepting so little and I was still disappointed

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  10. I love reading the labels, unless there's an excessive amount, like 7+. Welcome!

    A far as this song goes, I felt bad for the women. It was such a bland debut.

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  11. Why do you make me listen to that song on your debut article? OTL

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  12. New author? Are you by any chance related to Dr. Zoidberg?

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    1. I wish I was related to a doctor. It'd make life easier lol

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  13. So we have 2 new authors. That's cool. Oh, and this song should be reserved as a means of torture in an interrogation.

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  14. I thought that was all about satire.....

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  15. 4 comediennes debuting with an April's Fool idol spoof?

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  16. I dunno, it seems to me that if a group is built around some novelty like the marital status (Girl Hood), body type (Piggy Dolls), nationality (Cross Gene), breast size (Swing Girls), or whatever trait of the individual idol members, it will flop. Predebut comparisons to boy groups is also a pretty bad omen (New. F.O. vs. Infinite, April Kiss vs. 2PM, Wind Hold Venus vs. CNBlue).

    Good luck to them. I hope their future songs are less Buskercore.

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