Thursday, March 27, 2014

well apparently boram has the biggest and most misshapen tits in t-ara (NSFW)


Color me surprised.




I've never seen much tits shaped like bananas.
Using the latest in breast-related algorithm science (that's a thing now) we can determine the shape, size and satisfaction of any girls' boobs just by putting in their name.

Someone taped a sea cucumber to Seohyun's chest.
Das moar of Jupiter, imo!

A literal chode.
I probably have a mole somewhere bigger than that nip.
I wanna strum JeA's nips like a banjo.
Meh.
That could poke your eye out.
Fear not ladies, you're not being left out.

I checked... It's not supposed to bend like that.
Well, that is quite charming.

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    1. http://en.inkei.net/Soyeon_Friend!Anti-Kpop_Fangirl!Zaku!Kpopalypse

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    2. Well I have only 1 of the two functioning penises so I guess I can't complain.

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    3. Well, that explains part of the conversation we had the other day, Joeyeon lol.

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    4. Luckily I don't remember really anything I said. I really need to unplug my internet when I drink.

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    5. That will never happen.
      Believe me, I know from experience.

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    6. It's probably for the best that you don't remember haha.

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  2. Damn, for a second there I thought this was Soyeon Fanboy writing. lol

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    1. It's true. I was Soyeon Fanboy all along

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  4. HAHAHAHAHA BAEKHYUN HAS A MICRO PENIS

    thanks soyeon friend for catering to the gay male/str8 females as well, you are officially my favourite author

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  5. Boram's tits look like half a banana attached to her body. I also didn't know that Dasom had the biggest tits in Sistar! As for EXO, I can now understand why only their flat chested or small titted teenage fan girls would fellatiate them or give them a boob job.

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  6. I have no idea what I just saw.

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  8. Did you even spell check the article? "I've never been much tits shaped like bananas" I think you meant seen. "Das moar of Juipter, imo!" Jupiter. "I probably a mole somewhere bigger than that nip." You probably HAVE? "I wanna strum JeA nips like a banjo." JeA's.

    Can't be amused with such bad writing.

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  9. Some of those nipples look scary as hell.

    Oh, and you can do this for anuses as well. Have at it sulli_fag, wherever you are.

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  10. So out of SNSD Tiffany is supposed to have the nicest vagina, and Jessica is supposed to have the nicest anus. This makes me think there must be something to the programming. I'll need to run more test.

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  11. Oh man, Hyuna splurges to the top with an ability score of 84% with her vagina. Gayoon takes first spot for anal play in 4minute. This is just too funny. Now if only I had a penis as big as the site says...

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  13. Nobody's gonna comment how Tiny Taeyang's member is called "The Charming Little John"?

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  14. omfg! I have been laughing for like, the past ten minutes!!!!

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  15. I call shenanigans on this study. Dara is as flat as a board and that chart says otherwise.

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  16. wtf is wrong with qri's and hyomin's tits add boram there and you got some weird ass boobage
    http://en.inkei.net/tits/qri!hyomin_!areum_!hwayoung_

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  17. http://en.inkei.net/tits/Yura!Minah!Sojin!Hyeri Sojin's is quite creepy :(

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    1. No way Yura's tits is that lame, I did it with her full real name and it looks about right http://en.inkei.net/tits/Kim_Ah-young

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  18. I wasn't originally gonna comment on this but I've had enough booze to do it anyways.
    I resent the accusations that Boram's tits look like that, clearly they're much nicer.
    No objections to the other ones though, looks nice.

    This is also hereby the weirdest shit I've ever read on this blog, who the hell thought up that website?

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    1. Also as usual because we have no edit button on this infernal thing, +1 for Raina.

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  19. Ugh... shouldn't had underestimated the '(NSFW)' in the title... and I thought I was a pervert...

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  20. You forgot about Shin Dong's tits... and Amber's dick...

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  21. Okay, that's enough internet for today I think

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  22. Im loving the boram gif...shes my fav

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