Thursday, March 27, 2014

well apparently boram has the biggest and most misshapen tits in t-ara (NSFW)

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Color me surprised.




I've never seen much tits shaped like bananas.
Using the latest in breast-related algorithm science (that's a thing now) we can determine the shape, size and satisfaction of any girls' boobs just by putting in their name.

Someone taped a sea cucumber to Seohyun's chest.
Das moar of Jupiter, imo!

A literal chode.
I probably have a mole somewhere bigger than that nip.
I wanna strum JeA's nips like a banjo.
Meh.
That could poke your eye out.
Fear not ladies, you're not being left out.

I checked... It's not supposed to bend like that.
Well, that is quite charming.

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37 comments:

  1. EEMarch 27, 2014 at 3:46 AM

    do one for your staff!

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    1. Soyeon FriendMarch 27, 2014 at 3:55 AM

      http://en.inkei.net/Soyeon_Friend!Anti-Kpop_Fangirl!Zaku!Kpopalypse

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    2. Soyeon FriendMarch 27, 2014 at 3:57 AM

      Well I have only 1 of the two functioning penises so I guess I can't complain.

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    3. Nayeon's VibratorMarch 27, 2014 at 7:48 AM

      Well, that explains part of the conversation we had the other day, Joeyeon lol.

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    4. Soyeon FriendMarch 27, 2014 at 2:37 PM

      Luckily I don't remember really anything I said. I really need to unplug my internet when I drink.

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    5. NoMarch 27, 2014 at 5:20 PM

      That will never happen.
      Believe me, I know from experience.

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    6. Nayeon's VibratorMarch 27, 2014 at 9:12 PM

      It's probably for the best that you don't remember haha.

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  2. NoMarch 27, 2014 at 4:37 AM

    Damn, for a second there I thought this was Soyeon Fanboy writing. lol

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  3. RealJWMarch 27, 2014 at 5:09 AM

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  4. RealJWMarch 27, 2014 at 5:14 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA BAEKHYUN HAS A MICRO PENIS

    thanks soyeon friend for catering to the gay male/str8 females as well, you are officially my favourite author

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  5. FatiguuMarch 27, 2014 at 5:18 AM

    Boram's tits look like half a banana attached to her body. I also didn't know that Dasom had the biggest tits in Sistar! As for EXO, I can now understand why only their flat chested or small titted teenage fan girls would fellatiate them or give them a boob job.

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  6. GeassuMarch 27, 2014 at 7:45 AM

    WHERE IS IU?!!!!111ONEONE

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  7. KpopalypseMarch 27, 2014 at 7:51 AM

    This is great!

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  8. djschlotteMarch 27, 2014 at 9:43 AM

    I have no idea what I just saw.

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  9. A girlMarch 27, 2014 at 11:04 AM

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  10. A girlMarch 27, 2014 at 11:06 AM

    Did you even spell check the article? "I've never been much tits shaped like bananas" I think you meant seen. "Das moar of Juipter, imo!" Jupiter. "I probably a mole somewhere bigger than that nip." You probably HAVE? "I wanna strum JeA nips like a banjo." JeA's.

    Can't be amused with such bad writing.

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  11. BestKoreaEunjiMarch 27, 2014 at 12:28 PM

    Some of those nipples look scary as hell.

    Oh, and you can do this for anuses as well. Have at it sulli_fag, wherever you are.

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  12. djschlotteMarch 27, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    So out of SNSD Tiffany is supposed to have the nicest vagina, and Jessica is supposed to have the nicest anus. This makes me think there must be something to the programming. I'll need to run more test.

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  13. djschlotteMarch 27, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    Oh man, Hyuna splurges to the top with an ability score of 84% with her vagina. Gayoon takes first spot for anal play in 4minute. This is just too funny. Now if only I had a penis as big as the site says...

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  14. Misschi12March 27, 2014 at 2:18 PM

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  15. UnknownMarch 27, 2014 at 2:30 PM

    What the actually fuck is this?

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  16. Fany PackMarch 27, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    Nobody's gonna comment how Tiny Taeyang's member is called "The Charming Little John"?

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  17. GONEMarch 27, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    omfg! I have been laughing for like, the past ten minutes!!!!

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  18. UnknownMarch 27, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    I call shenanigans on this study. Dara is as flat as a board and that chart says otherwise.

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  19. mollaMarch 27, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    wtf is wrong with qri's and hyomin's tits add boram there and you got some weird ass boobage
    http://en.inkei.net/tits/qri!hyomin_!areum_!hwayoung_

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  20. napoMarch 27, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    http://en.inkei.net/tits/Yura!Minah!Sojin!Hyeri Sojin's is quite creepy :(

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    1. DeeplyingMarch 28, 2014 at 12:07 AM

      No way Yura's tits is that lame, I did it with her full real name and it looks about right http://en.inkei.net/tits/Kim_Ah-young

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    2. NoMarch 28, 2014 at 12:21 AM

      Nice udder.

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  21. ElienoreMarch 29, 2014 at 8:11 AM

    I wasn't originally gonna comment on this but I've had enough booze to do it anyways.
    I resent the accusations that Boram's tits look like that, clearly they're much nicer.
    No objections to the other ones though, looks nice.

    This is also hereby the weirdest shit I've ever read on this blog, who the hell thought up that website?

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    1. ElienoreMarch 29, 2014 at 8:12 AM

      Also as usual because we have no edit button on this infernal thing, +1 for Raina.

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  22. jyeaaahh89March 30, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    Ugh... shouldn't had underestimated the '(NSFW)' in the title... and I thought I was a pervert...

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  23. jyeaaahh89March 30, 2014 at 12:09 PM

    You forgot about Shin Dong's tits... and Amber's dick...

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  24. 364LeinadMarch 31, 2014 at 12:09 AM

    Okay, that's enough internet for today I think

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  25. lezkpopfangirlMarch 31, 2014 at 8:20 AM

    Only on this site. LOL

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  26. Mike MessiahApril 3, 2014 at 11:21 AM

    Im loving the boram gif...shes my fav

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