Well Teddy, the trend of throwing 3-5 songs into one song passed already. I know you were busy fucking Han Ye Seul, but come on man, you're usually not a whole 14 months late on trends in Kpop, especially such shitty trends as mashing multiple incomplete songs into one and calling it a day.
I tried my best to avoid this comeback since, well, I haven't liked anything 2NE1 has released since Hate You. That means they have released a loooot of songs since then that I thought were absolute shit, with the biggest offenders being CL's solo songs. However, I know everyone enjoys my misery, so I'm taking one for the team and reviewing this piece of shit.
The major gripe I have about this song is that it is a disjointed, schizophrenic piece of shit. The song starts off with a slow beat with nothing interesting happening in the instrumentals, having CL's nasal voice carrying the song. Things pick up for the chorus, until a trap beat comes out of left field and Dara starts begging for someone to cum on her before a boring-as-fucking-shit acoustic instrumental replaces the trap beat. All of this happens in the first 1:30 of the song, before the formula repeats itself for the rest of the song. I guess I have to give it points for having some sort of structure unlike SNSD's I Got Multiple Personality Disorder, but that's like saying a shit castle is better than a pile of shit. In the end, they're both massive clumps of stinking-ass shit that should be banished from this dimension, never to be heard from again.
I'm trying to find some positives from the song....I guess the fact that Bom doesn't vocally masturbate in this song like she usually does? She is a terrible vocalist and to hear her straining when she sings sounds like she's trying to sing out of her vagina through the power of queefing. However, that just means more CL...so in the end, nobody wins.
I know a lot of Blackjacks tried to find some special meanings in the MV, but to be honest, I couldn't pay attention to what happened in the MV despite watching it three times. I was just laughing at Bom trying to make any facial movements? Does that make me an asshole? Yes. But Bom brought it upon herself, as she's hysterical to the point that she should have her own section on SNL Korea.
In the end, 2NE1 has shown time and time again that their time has passed. They're lucky that they have a fanbase rabid enough to keep supporting them even if Yang Hyun Suk has no intentions to do so. It's sad to say that 2NE1 has fallen even harder than SNSD. Sure, SNSD has released two of the vilest turds in the history of Kpop, but 2NE1 has released so many turds in a row that it could constitute as diarrhea.
At the very least Dara gave the song a hook worth remembering.