Wednesday, July 4, 2012

2NE1 Can Be Sexy?

Not to be outdone by KKS's pedo outburst, Yang Hyun Suk arranged to have 2NE1 go down (no pun intended) on a different marketing scheme for their upcoming single, 'I Love You.'

"Any spots left for me in T-ara?"



The 2NE1 members can all be seen posing seductively on a bed. Who knew they had even 1% sex appeal in them? Especially Minzy, da-dayum. She's all grown up and ripe for the picking.


Judging by their teaser photos, 2NE1 has replaced their usual outlandish outfits for one that is more conservative. The world really is coming to an end, isn't it?

It is also evident that 2NE1 has been photoshopped the shit out of them. Looks like autotune isn't the only thing 2NE1 abuses. Okay, that's not fair. Most of the members can sing. And by that, I mean 3 out of the 4. And by that, I mean, Bom, Minzy, and CL. And by that, I mean, not Dara.

"What should I get fixed next?"
"Naega jaeil jal naga... in bed."
"The producer said only the talented members get to pose on the bed."
Btw Bom... G.NA called and said she wants her hairstyle back. Also, she wants to know where you got your botox injection because it looks "tight" (pun intended this time).

46 comments:

  1. Dara looks like an 50 hooker tryna to look young. I think Bommie would have been cuter if she stopped after the second plastic surgery, then we wouldn't have Dara.

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  2. Hahahaha. Even if i dont care about 2ne1
    Minzy is my bias. Her ass is so fine
    Plus she looks like eunjunf with an ass that can twerk it!

    Im gonnna love this album bczu of the sexiness. Finally yg give some erotic stuff

    Its weird admiring top good looks even tho im a guy

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    1. dormant homosexuality... get urself checked out, before u start dreaming about jiyeon, lest she morphs into GD while u have ur dick stuck way up her/his brown little ass.

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    2. Why is a gay to like a woman's ass just because men have asses too?! LOL, next time your woman blows you or gives you a handjob remember that men also have hands and mouths. They both have hands, mouths, asses, legs, etc. wtf is a matter with you.

      Us men can enjoy a woman's ass....we can fuck it too if it twerks in our faces for a long time. As for minzy. I love her ass and would insert my penis into her ass while watching her moan in pleasure. Not gay, faggot.

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    3. ULTRAAAA GAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

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  3. Ive always wondered why somebody would have made the retarded decision to put Dara in 2ne1...
    She doesnt fit in AT ALL!
    And she always has to do the stupidest shit just to try and stay relevant.
    I guess all groups need at least one useless member.

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    1. lets vote for the most useless players of idol groups
      big bang - seungri
      snsd - hyoyeon
      t-ara - boram
      2ne1 - dara
      sistar - dasom

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    2. I honestly don't know what the fuck goes through their head while picking useless members.

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    3. Hyoyeon isnt thh useless member lmao....

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    4. Useless members in groups of 4-5 people don't really bother me.

      The real hardcore deadweights are prominent in groups with 6-9 members.

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    5. Group with more useless members:
      Shinee-Minho
      Snsd-Yuri, Yoona(Seobot can be the face bishes, and at least she can sing)
      Db5k- Yoochun
      F(x)-Victoria, Sulli
      Super Junior- Leeteuk, Heechul, Kibum, Shindong if you hate fat people, but at least he can dance.
      Co-Ed-Everyone

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    6. Seungri is awesome. Like Ringo.

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    7. Donno how u can find that asshole awesome. I say this as a vip

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    8. victoria is least impt in fx, but shes the hot one, so is yuri. so not totally useless

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    9. If being the hot one is not totally uselesss
      Than dara is not tottally useless also eyh?

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    10. I was talking about that in terms of talent-yes, Shindingdong can dance not matter how fat he is! Victoria looks like an actress I would see on those Spanish dramas, but yeah she is qt.

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    11. victoria is supermodel hot, dara is... even a homeless man carbon frozen for 10 years with a mad boner wont go near her

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    12. lol zacky stop being in denial.
      dara the one incharge of 2ne1 in CFs

      sensing a sone here. #just saying

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    13. MBLAQ's useless member is Thunder, maybe the lacks of talents and extremely skinny bodies are a family thing

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    14. Dara can sing, though...Ever heard the live/acoustic for Ugly? She has such a nice voice, she's just never given the opportunity to showcase it.

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    15. Dara can sing, though...Ever heard the live/acoustic for Ugly? She has such a nice voice, she's just never given the opportunity to showcase it.

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    16. Bitch pls. Dara gotten a solo single.
      She can sing. But not as great as taeyeon

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  4. where is dr_bibble when we need him most :3

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  5. Haha I think I'm the only one on this blog who likes Dara. Her part in be mine, so hot. In or out is also catchy as fuck, I've never given 2 shits about anyone's vocal abilities anyway, as long as they hit the notes.

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    1. I'll admit. Her ability to age backwards is unprecedented. I swear, she must have drank from the fountain of youth or something. BUT. I can't stand it when singers, whose jobs are to sing, cannot do just that. She should have taken up modeling instead, seeing as her only contribution to 2NE1 is being the "face" of the group.

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    2. You have the same attitude as my sister. When I think of girl groups I see them as fapworthy models on the first hand, being backed up by some singing to add some kind of depth to them whoring out their bodies in full display.

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  6. Minzy, huh....

    ....

    ....

    ....

    ....I'd tap that.

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    1. me too. been saying this for a while now.

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    2. Minzy is a better singer than Bom. Yeah.

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    3. She is like a girl version of taeyang
      Eunjung and daesung love child

      Dances like blackdude

      Donno why she is underrated in bj eyes

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  7. "Naega Jaeil Jal Naga... in Bed"

    I died.

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  8. Oh my, GOD! What sick mind would ever put CL and "sexy" in the same sentence? Such inhumane thoughts and words should not exist in this world.

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  9. Minzy gets prettier by the day. The other 3...no comment. (Especially Bom, lol)

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    1. Bom only gets more bloated by the day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    1. U muzt be a hater!
      Ew get a lyfe~
      Ur just jealous!

      Hahahaha

      Even minzy :(?

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    2. Opps blackjack use the term "sone"

      Sone the one that uses hater. My bad

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    3. "opps"? Dafuq did you get autocorrected?

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    4. Yeah. Damn apple. Rip steve jobs

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  11. See, the only way you can upgrade your sex appeal is to look like Eunjunf

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    1. Yeah. I npticed eunjung and minzy look alike after the selcas eunjung posted

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  12. I still like them no matter what others say c:

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