SNSD endorsements are everywhere these days. Clothing, makeup, food, amusement parks, you name it. SONEs are rabidly horny individuals who tend to purchase creepy SNSD memorabilia.
What do you get when you combine the two? A fiendishly new way to cater to the fappers!
Friends, I present to you the latest piece of SNSD swag no SONE should go without. Die-cast hands!
Why settle to stare at your bias's hand when you can do so much more? You can now imagine your bias's cool hand give you a handjob, or finger your asshole! It combines the versatility of a dildo with the extreme intimate knowledge of a fleshlight, yet is far more discrete than either of them!! Do your tastes run towards the darker side of the S&M dungeon? Simply use the hand to spank yourself or slap yourself silly! Everything YOUR hand can do, your bias's hand can do better!!
This amazing piece of your idol can be yours for 9 easy payments of $99.99! Jjangbak! Get yours today, or you're not a real SONE!!
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ReplyDeleteWhy with all the sones and snsd post all of the sudden?
My gurls gets so much hate ;(
Just cuz they on top of all ur bias
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ReplyDeletebut 10 payments of 99 is like almost 1000 dollars
ReplyDeleteworth it to get my bumhole fingered by tiffany's perfectly manicured fingers
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ReplyDeleteWhy would you say yes to get your hand made out in gold? Just for the heck of it?! How can anyone be THAT narca- Oh, it's Tiffany...never mind.
ReplyDeleteOne can only imagine it's intended purpose.
Haahaha
DeleteTaeyeon got this made so that she'd always have...company, even if Tiffany was away on another schedule.
ReplyDeleteTaeny for lyfe
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