SNSD endorsements are everywhere these days. Clothing, makeup, food, amusement parks, you name it. SONEs are rabidly horny individuals who tend to purchase creepy SNSD memorabilia.
What do you get when you combine the two? A fiendishly new way to cater to the fappers!
Friends, I present to you the latest piece of SNSD swag no SONE should go without. Die-cast hands!
Why settle to stare at your bias's hand when you can do so much more? You can now imagine your bias's cool hand give you a handjob, or finger your asshole! It combines the versatility of a dildo with the extreme intimate knowledge of a fleshlight, yet is far more discrete than either of them!! Do your tastes run towards the darker side of the S&M dungeon? Simply use the hand to spank yourself or slap yourself silly! Everything YOUR hand can do, your bias's hand can do better!!
This amazing piece of your idol can be yours for 9 easy payments of $99.99! Jjangbak! Get yours today, or you're not a real SONE!!