I was bored yesterday and probably a little depressed too, so I decided I'd go on Craigslist and post a personal ad (W4M) as Hyoyeon. Since the general consensus on here is that Hyoyeon is dog ugly, I decided I'd strive to make her feel better (if she ever saw this) in an attempt to help her understand that, "even though she is the ugliest member of snsd (that's a pretty easy considering 6/9 are ugly anyways) some men still consider her beautiful and even sexually attractive."
Now, you may ask yourself. Sulli_fag, that is an ugly selca you posted on that Craigslist ad, but I tell you this, after I posted it I didn't think she looked that bad. This may be because I was tired at night when I posted this causing my eyes to become fuzzy and unclear. Plus, I haven't had sexual intercourse in days--when will SUCKMYDEE ever TWERK dat ass in my face..
So now you're asking yourself: How many responses did Hyodog get? The answer is 201 responses from hot and horny males just hoping to devour Hyoyeon's body before it got flagged and deleted. There were even some that offered money (e.g. 150 roses).
Side Note: Apparently Latinos/Mexicans love Hyoyeon....also lots of men with abs post on Craiglist too [obviously fake as fuck]. Oh and for some reason almost every asian dude had to say "I'm Asian" even if they gave me a pic. Da fuq I can see dat, brah!
Now I was going to post funny shit people told me, but I found myself laughing at the pictures sent to Hyoyeon for her "consideration" more. The people who responded (if it is really them) are hilarious in my opinion. So here we have some of the best pics sent to Hyoyeon via email:
|Serious for his bitches|
|Probably works at Blockbuster.|
|I don''t even...wtf Dragaons!|
|His dentures will fall out if he doesn't stop laughing.|
|THUG LIFE. Hyoyeon never been with a real black be fo.|
|If Bruce Wayne were fat, ugly, with big ass ears!|
|Is this a man or woman?|
|ADORABLE! SERIOUSLY! I'M CRUSHING RIGHT NOW.|
|Straight up VETERANO!|
|Da fuq! Too many burritos!Stop eating so much Guacamole.|
|Love this guy!|
|MY PERSONAL FAV!|
|Looks like he has autism!|
|Only person who has more swag then him is CL!|
|A face within a face..it's like INCEPTION but instead of dreams it's with faces.|
|Do i even need to say anything?|
|FUCK ME HYODOG! FUCK MY MUSTACHE!|
|THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A PERVERT! SERIOUS...EWWW RUN HYOYEON RUN!|
|I liked his glasses! LOL|