BoA Announces Emergence from SM Dungeon

BoA is finally making a comeback to the music world, and no it's not just for KPop Star Season 2. 

Announcing her plans for a brand new Korean full length album, BoA is preparing to drop bombs on July 22th!

I can't help but think this could be BoA's last musical venture though. She is getting there in age, and in today's idol dominant market, reinvesting in even a proven superstar like BoA is on the risky side when everyone just wants more EXO titties to fap to.


The way I see it, BoA's last make-it-or-break-it chance for continued promotion as an actual musical artist rides on the strength of this comeback.

Now that is the smokin' hot BoA everyone wants to see.

From the sound of her teaser and a distinct lack of a stylistic attempt to drape her with the leftovers from Super Junior's Bohemian dumpster diving, it's going to be a great comeback. But SM has been known to troll before (FOREVER FUCK YOU SM FOR RUN DEVIL RUN), so I remain cautiously optimistic.

But look, BoA only has one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything she ever wanted in one moment
Will she capture it or just let it slip?

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, umma's ddokbokki
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's choking how, netizens be joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes BoA, she choked
She's so mad, but she won't give up that
Easy, no
She won't have it , she knows her whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, she's dope
She knows that, but she's broke
She's so stagnant, she knows
When she goes back to her apartment, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
She better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her

She'd better lose herself in the music, the moment
She owns it, she better never let it go
She only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(She'd better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is hers for the taking
Make me QUEEN, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but KPop stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
She blows us all over these sasaengs is all on her
Coast to coast shows, she's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
She's grown farther from home, she's no daughter
She goes home and barely knows her own appa
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
Her boss don't want her no more, she's cold product
He moved on to the next hoe who blows
Hurricane Venus nose dove and sold nada
So the K drama is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da daShe'd better lose herself in the music, the moment
She owns it, she better never let it go
She only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(She'd better) 

No more games, She gonna change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like Kangin caged
She was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
She been chewed up and spit out and booed out of America
But she kept singin and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That she can't get by with her 5 to 3
And she can't provide the right type of life for her family
Cause man, those goddamn food stamps don't buy kimchi
And it's no drama, there's no Cha Seung Won, that's her life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water her seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a judge and a prima donna
Stalker fans' drama's screaming on and
Too much for her to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten her to the point, she's like a snail
She's got to formulate a plot or she ends up a nugu or shot
Success is her only motherfucking option, failure's not
Umma, BoA loves her, but this shitty practice room's got to go
She cannot grow old in SM's lot
So here she go it's her shot.

Feet fail her not, this may be the only opportunity that she got left

She'd better lose herself in the music, the moment
She owns it, she better never let it go
She only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(She'd better)