Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in collaborate for a song

Last night in Korea, Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in all met up... sober... with their managers driving them. Since all three had received a lot of heat for drinking and driving, they collaborated and made this song last night.

However, after the song was recorded, a female fan got a copy of the song and hurried to the nearest PC cafe to upload the song. After hearing about this, Nichkhun, Daesung and Kang-in quickly drank a few bottles of soju and got behind the wheel. Before the female fan had the chance to upload the song, three cars crashed through the PC cafe. Killing everyone in there, those three thought their work was done.

Meanwhile, another female fan wanting to meet her oppas sneaked into their studio. She was disappointed that her oppas weren't there, but she found the lyrics sheet and took with her. She hurried home and upload the lyrics to 2PM's DC Gallery. She made it just in time before three cars crashed into her house, killing all of the family members.

I found the lyrics online and translated them for you guys.


음주 운전을 해야지

[닉쿤]

음주 운전을 한 것에 비해 아무것도 재미없어
운전을 하며 술을 마시지 못하면
이 불쌍한 세상에선 즐거움이 없어
나만큼 소용없다면
매일 매일 소중한 소주에 취해야지
술집에서 떠나가 제대로 못 서서 비틀거려
못 걸어 가면 운전을 해야지
음주 운전을 하지 말라고 생각이 들어
난 태국의 왕세자니까 다시 생각해서
못된 짓을 하지 않을 거라고 믿고
난 한류 스타니까 내 곁에 망상성의 팬 있고

[대성]

우리가 운전을 할 때 오토바이 타지마
우리 강남 스타일은 살해
이 거리에서 니가 우릴 보면
하느님에게 기도해

[강인]

운전을 할때 김정은보다 훨씬 위험해
넌 "탈북자인 것 같다고" 생각할게
김정은처럼 널 쫓고 있는 우리 차
죽음은 널 기다리고 있어

[닉쿤]

난 살아 있는 한 음주 운전 할게
오토바이 탄 사람이 죽으면 나 땜에
강남에 운전한 바람에
결백한 사람을 죽이고 싶은 걸 무도 다 관람해

[대성]

우리가 운전을 할 때 오토바이 타지마
우리 강남 스타일은 살해
이 거리에서 니가 우릴 보면
하느님에게 기도해

[강인]

운전을 할때 김정은보다 훨씬 위험해
넌 "탈북자인 것 같다고" 생각할게
김정은처럼 널 쫓고 있는 우리 차
죽음은 널 기다리고 있어

[닉쿤]

When I was driving I was putting my hands up
Flexing my muscles because I think I'm buff
Why don't you try driving when Victoria gives you a BJ upside down
That's right, shut the fuck up, from you I don't wanna hear another sound

[강인]

You better run like Sonic
When we drive it's like we're high on chronic
After we run your ass over you will no longer be bionic
Hypertronic Hooked on Phonics Seattle Supersonics
I don't care if you're ready to play bingo
I gotta go fuck bitches since I'm free and single
Get the fuck off the road or you'll be sorry sorry

[대성]

내 차로 널 죽이지 않으면
내 얼굴로 널 살해해
오토바이 안 타면 big bang 피할 거야

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Gotta Drink And Drive

[Nichkhun]


Compared to drinking and driving, nothing's fun
If I can drink while I drive
Then there's no enjoyment in this pitiful world
If you're as useless as me
You gotta drown yourself in your precious soju everyday
Leave the bar and stumble because I can't walk correctly
If I can't walk, I have to drive
The thought occurred to me that I shouldn't drink and drive
But since I'm the Thai Prince, I thought again
I can't do anything bad
And since I'm a Hallyu star, I have delusional fans by my side

[Daesung]

When we're driving, don't ride a motorcycle
Our Gangnam Style is murder
If you see us on the street
Pray to God

[Kang-in]

When we're driving, we're way more dangerous than Kim Jong Un
You'll think "I'm like a North Korean refugee"
Our car is chasing you down like Kim Jong Un
Death is waiting for you

[Nichkhun]

As long as I'm alive I'll drive and drive
If a motorcyclist dies it's because of me
Since I drove in Gangnam
Everyone saw me trying to kill an innocent person

[Daesung]

When we're driving, don't ride a motorcycle
Our Gangnam Style is murder
If you see us on the street
Pray to God

[Kang-in]

When we're driving, we're way more dangerous than Kim Jong Un
You'll think "I'm like a North Korean refugee"
Our car is chasing you down like Kim Jong Un
Death is waiting for you

[Nichkhun]

When I was driving I was putting my hands up
Flexing my muscles because I think I'm buff
Why don't you try driving when Victoria gives you a BJ upside down
That's right, shut the fuck up, from you I don't wanna hear another sound

[Kang-in]

You better run like Sonic
When we drive it's like we're high on chronic
After we run your ass over you will no longer be bionic
Hypertronic Hooked on Phonics Seattle Supersonics
I don't care if you're ready to play bingo
I gotta go fuck bitches since I'm free and single
Get the fuck off the road or you'll be sorry sorry

[Daesung]

If I don't kill you with my car
I'll kill you with my face
If you don't ride a motorcycle, you'll avoid a Big Bang

19 comments:

  1. LOL. Just genius. I can just imagine the crash scenes.

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  2. BRO

    WATCH OUT, THOSE CARS WILL CRASH INTO UR HOUSE TONIGHT :I

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  3. Based off speculations, these bishes should do collaborations!1!:
    Leeteuk, YG, Tara CEO, Heechul
    JYJ+Hangeng(debatable)
    G-Druggin, Baked Oppar Kyuhyun
    Seohyun, Uee, Bom
    Hyomin, Kris, Jessica
    Soyeon, Creepy twins, Kanye West
    , Tryhard Hyuna and Yuri
    Minho, TOP, TaecOppa, Chanana,
    Ryeowook, G.NA
    Suzy, Shindong
    Sulli, Yoona, Sohee, Dara
    Eunhyuk, Hyoyeon, Hyelim, JYP
    Minzy, Daesung, Henry Lau(one talented group of siblings!)
    Tiffany, Bom, Kikwang, Leeteuk
    *Tits tryng too hard*

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  4. tbf his inability to walk correctly has nothing to do with drinking

    [spoiler]he's gay[/spoiler]

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  5. Holy cow, I should pay the construction guys to build a reinforced concrete wall around my house O.o

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    1. SO YOU ALSO UPLOADED THE LYRICS AFTER CHUCK AND THE OTHER GIRL DID IT?!?!!?
      BE PREPARED FOR DISASTER FAG

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  6. Speachless by how you have so much free time.

    I want your life, so jelly rite now

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    1. I only have a few more months left of having this much free time. Once I go to the AF, well, there goes my free time lol.

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  7. Why daesung part so little!?!!!1
    Huhuhu so underratted just cuz his ugly.

    But daesung wasnt drunk
    There no alcohol in his system
    Wae with this slander :(

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  8. This song is exactly what I imagine an actual BB/SJ/2PM collabo would be: try hard, weak, and wack as fuck.

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    1. Sorry, that actually was my first thought when I heard where Nichkhun had crashed.

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    2. That's why I put this line: 우리 강남 스타일은 살해 in the song lol.

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  10. ASIAN FATHER: I am disappoint but good song. Only one mistake, Daesung not drunk. Go back to room and study again.

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    1. he still have responsibilities
      drunk or not..

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  11. Compare his face and neck tone lol

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