Friday, July 20, 2012

First Kpop porn stars ( AKF Spy- After School Edition)

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Our AKF scout had once again sniff out a chance to chat with famous kpop idols. This time, our target is a familiar person...named Reehji Lizzy from After School. As you all know, the girl was known for her cutesy and bubble pop personality. However, with the new Flashback promotion, Lizzy has been viewed in a very sexual way by the audience.

Last week, our scout with the name *bleep* discovered a shocking news from Pledis' headquarter. Seeing how everyone loves the sexaay Reehji Lizzy ( forgive my bluntness), he has intended to step a little further. The CEO would like Pledis to be the first kpop entertainment that steps in the porn industry. Determined to beat his competitors-Dream Tea Entertainment (Yura), Starship Ent (Bora), and YG Entertainment (CL, no shit! sherlock), Pledis will give After School extra assignments at night.



Every member will have to practice the art of being a succubus. Adult movies with hardcore dildos are encouraged past twelve. Every weekend, there will be a practice session among the members, the old witch Kahi, and even the boss himself.

Pledis boss himself had confirmed  this revolutionary idea. Please hang on tight for After Party's debut ( fuck, their international fandom has already discovered this before my spies).

Useless CDs will be replaced with awesome dildos. Rookie awards are certainties!

http://www.dkpopnews.net/2012/07/news-after-schools-lizzy-watches-adult.html


PS: We heard the leader will be that old hag Kahi again...who will debut yet...again....

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!


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14 comments:

  1. ReehjiJuly 20, 2012 at 11:45 PM

    excuse the engrish, and i am too busy these days <3

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  2. Scatter_88milJuly 20, 2012 at 11:47 PM

    Sooner or later, Lizzy's act will become standard procedure for future idols that are in training, as well as current idols that are active.

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  3. SuJunkJuly 20, 2012 at 11:55 PM

    http://bit.ly/oWwNUE

    http://bit.ly/OfGd8i

    http://bit.ly/M1L0xS

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    1. Taeyeon_FaggosisJuly 21, 2012 at 7:34 AM

      http://bit.ly/oWwNUE

      Daesung, tell me where does this come from, fcking hot as fck and so UNF !!!

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    2. SuJunkJuly 21, 2012 at 7:29 PM

      OMG hyomin fap babe I forgot :( so sozz but i think it's somewhere around tumblr ;)
      i do hope you enjoyed that cumtastic action between our testicle-explosive cougar type lesbian fornication of JungHi ;)

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    3. SuJunkJuly 21, 2012 at 7:38 PM

      idk why kahi has been giving me the jaekyung vibes lately. so momma. so nasty

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    4. ReehjiJuly 22, 2012 at 12:27 PM

      it goes so grandma, so nasty for me :"[

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  4. kittenJuly 21, 2012 at 1:14 AM

    May I suggest http://bad-dragon.com/products for all their dildoing needs?

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  5. ReehjiJuly 21, 2012 at 1:19 AM

    LOL i read gdragon for some reason

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  6. mybiasbeatsyourbiasJuly 21, 2012 at 11:23 PM

    Have you seen korean porn? It already has kpop in it. The idols would be useless. I can imagine some chick riding korean dong. Making awkward but aegyo hand jestures at the camera.
    Screaming "oh oppa her a cum...cum...cum ah kekekekekekekekekekke"
    If its 2ne1 "oh oppa you better cum bitch..cum..cumm eh eh eh eh eh eh"

    Still lessor than japanese.

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    1. ReehjiJuly 22, 2012 at 2:45 AM

      if it's 2ne1, everyone would be running for their lives lol

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    2. SuJunkJuly 22, 2012 at 9:51 AM

      U GOTTA RING THE ALARM

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  7. youropparhasalittlepenisJuly 23, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    Is that Raina on the right? I like how she hollowed her cheeks for a much tighter feeling.

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